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Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!

 
Smokey McSmokeSmoke
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01/30/2008 09:32 AM
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Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
The winds are gusting to 60 mph outside and I have no vehicle, so fuck walking to the store for a pack of cigarettes. I haven't looked yet, cos I'm tired and lazy, but I don't think I have any rolling papers to roll a few cigarettes to tie me over until the wind dies down.

Is there anything that can be substituted as a rolling paper?
Asif K

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01/30/2008 09:33 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
dont you have a pipe laying around?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/30/2008 09:33 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
dont you have a pipe laying around?
 Quoting: Asif K


Lol!
No :(
I'm definately not prepared for any doom. This is like a drill.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 09:35 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
dont you have a pipe laying around?


Lol!
No :(
I'm definately not prepared for any doom. This is like a drill.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321697


you can make a nice pipe with tinfoil
Smokey McSmokeSmoke (OP)
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01/30/2008 09:37 AM
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dont you have a pipe laying around?


Lol!
No :(
I'm definately not prepared for any doom. This is like a drill.


you can make a nice pipe with tinfoil
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 364503


Good idea.

Should I just fold the tin foil into the shape of a pipe and poke holes in the bowl with a safety pin? Or is there a more professional way of making one?
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 09:37 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
bible paper!!!!
Anxious Mo-Fo

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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
Dig into the ashtray, find the butts with the most tobacco left, straighten out the crook and enjoy a few one-hits.
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01/30/2008 09:39 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
dont you have a pipe laying around?


Lol!
No :(
I'm definately not prepared for any doom. This is like a drill.


you can make a nice pipe with tinfoil


Good idea.

Should I just fold the tin foil into the shape of a pipe and poke holes in the bowl with a safety pin? Or is there a more professional way of making one?
 Quoting: Smokey McSmokeSmoke 321697

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01/30/2008 09:40 AM
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bible paper. Just dont use any of the scriptures...gotta hav respect for the book......use the blank pages etc.
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bible paper. Just dont use any of the scriptures...gotta hav respect for the book......use the blank pages etc.
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Dig into the ashtray, find the butts with the most tobacco left, straighten out the crook and enjoy a few one-hits.
 Quoting: Anxious Mo-Fo


Ahh! Wise one you are.

Thank you hf
Anxious Mo-Fo

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01/30/2008 09:44 AM
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Dig into the ashtray, find the butts with the most tobacco left, straighten out the crook and enjoy a few one-hits.


Ahh! Wise one you are.

Thank you hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 321697


Tip of the hat back to ya. Been in the same spot many times before.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 09:44 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
Screw trying to make a pipe from tin foil. Make a pipe from a tin can - make a series of small holes/slits on one side with a sharp knife - hey presto!
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01/30/2008 10:13 AM
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Screw trying to make a pipe from tin foil. Make a pipe from a tin can - make a series of small holes/slits on one side with a sharp knife - hey presto!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 271205



???? please explain a bit more.

thanks
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 10:14 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
tampon wrapper (paper, NOT plastic)
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01/30/2008 10:15 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
tin foil - tin can = aluminium

don't smoke through that shit.

glass or stainless steel only.
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01/30/2008 10:16 AM
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Screw trying to make a pipe from tin foil. Make a pipe from a tin can - make a series of small holes/slits on one side with a sharp knife - hey presto!



???? please explain a bit more.

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 355816



long term use of tin foil and aluminuim products has been proven to contribute to alzheimers...I reckon this includes smoking out of it!!!..


Go down to the local gas station or head shop and get some freakin papers already...1.25 and change geez...you could have been high like 20 minutes ago.
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01/30/2008 10:18 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
empty can bong. press a dent and make a few holes for bowl.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 10:22 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
DONT USE TIN FOIL OR CANS!!

Very bad for lungs!!

Take two knives, heat them on a stove, take the nug, stick it between the hot knives and inhale. Presto!
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 10:24 AM
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Wow really? That sucks. I buy lots of papers and keep em everywhere. Nothing like grabbing your papers and seeing cardboard. I hate that.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 10:35 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
take a pen with a metal tip, invert the metal tip so it sticks into the pen, stick the pen into a hole in a plastic bottle at an angle and fill up the bottle with a bit with water, stick some chewed gum around the hole in the bottle. and make an extra hole for a choke. There you have it a perfect bong for under $1
ambiguity unlimited

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01/30/2008 10:37 AM
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ok dude the secret procedure for the central park potato pipe, as used by at least 3 generations of nyc stoners...you will need:
1.a large potato(6" long, 2-3" diam)
2. a paring knife(steak knife will do)
3.a medium slotted screwdriver
4. the aeration screen from you kitchen or bath faucet
use the screwdriver to drill a hole lengthwise in your raw spud, about 3/4 way through
use the paring knife to drill a bowl that intersects the the lengthwise hole close to its sealed end
place your lips over the bowl hole,forming a seal, and blow as hard as you can(this prevents the first hit from containing potato confetti)
place your faucet screen in the bowl, pack with your favorite combustible, and hit that bad boy!!!
field expedient smoking devices were a specialty of mine in my youth...lol ps an apple or a green hard pear works well too, and adds to the flavor
Smokey McSmokeSmoke (OP)
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01/30/2008 10:56 AM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
Haha, a bunch of great ideas. But, everyone is assuming this is for weed lol.

I am just smoking the remainder of each cigarette as suggested by a member.

But hey, it's good to toss around a few ideas for making your own smoking accessories, just incase ;).

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01/30/2008 11:48 AM

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Screw trying to make a pipe from tin foil. Make a pipe from a tin can - make a series of small holes/slits on one side with a sharp knife - hey presto!



???? please explain a bit more.

thanks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 355816


No offence...But I have only seen can pipes in dirty filthy apartments and houses that crack-heads just vacated...........geeezeee...
As proud children of science and reason, we have made ourselves the orphans of wisdom.....
ambiguity unlimited

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01/30/2008 12:05 PM
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
you can also make a smokeless toker out of a detergent bottle and an old antenna...here's how:
1. take a dish detergent bottle(about 16-20 oz), and rinse thoroughly, remove cap, make a quarter inch hole in 1 side of the bottle, 1/2 way down
2.separate the largest diameter tube from your antenna
3.cut tube to 2" length
4.use epoxy putty, or chewing gum to fasten 2" tube to inside of cap, in the hole for the little pop top
to use, place lit joint in tube(lit end away from tube), screw the cap on your bottle, cover hole with thumb, and squeeze.....when done with the hit, release thumb, repeat til you feel a need for nacho cheese dorito's......
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 12:10 PM
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YELLOW PAGES
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 12:19 PM
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Dress patterns? Whatever you consider ~ Place equal sized bits in ashtrays & lite~ whichever has the least residue(ash) is best.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 12:26 PM
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Aaargh I really hate that; having enough tobaco but not rolling papers.
Anonymous Coward
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01/30/2008 12:27 PM
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carve a chillum out of a carrot
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01/30/2008 11:10 PM
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I find an apple works great and tastes good during and after.
T.B

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01/30/2008 11:29 PM
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tampon wrapper (paper, NOT plastic)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 349426


ROFL

Whatever else can be said about GLP'ers, this is one of THE most creative group of minds anywhere. Bravo hf
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