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Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!

 
wolfgang
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the things people do for a smoke!

i was so desprate i used regular paper and some glue.
how stupid was that?
BriGuy

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07/20/2008 02:10 AM
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get and apple.


one hole on top down to center.

one hole (to suck through) completely through the diameter

stuff u smoke on top, mouth on one side of diameter.

finger on the hole on the other side of the diameter (carb)


let there be smoke!!
fuck off
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get and apple.


one hole on top down to center.

one hole (to suck through) completely through the diameter

stuff u smoke on top, mouth on one side of diameter.

finger on the hole on the other side of the diameter (carb)


let there be smoke!!
 Quoting: BriGuy



ive done that!
its hard to hold the tin foil down so you dont get any air though..

is the phone book paper bad to smoke?
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phone book? black ink? lungs? CANCER???

bad idea.

all natural or nothing
fuck off
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07/20/2008 02:19 AM
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Bible paper , but you already know that.

So don't throw your bibles out.
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Bible paper , but you already know that.

So don't throw your bibles out.
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and if i cant find a bible at 2:38 am?
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07/20/2008 03:34 AM
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and if i cant find a bible at 2:38 am?
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Quit already... Remember that every smoke you have brings you closer to serious health issues and even death. You might be 1000 smokes away, or maybe even 50 smokes.
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Corn husk.
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sounds like someone was in jail for a while......lol...


Oh people are going hate me for this.

Got a bible handy?

I'm not talking one printed on regular book paper, one that is printed on that thinner paper (traditional bible).

Its a close match for tobacco paper.

Of course you DO NOT want to use the printed portions, most bibles have a blank page or two at the front and at the back.
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Pipes are cool, but theres nothing like a good reciept joint
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fucking right this works no fecking joke!
OGKUSHSMOKER
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Screw trying to make a pipe from tin foil. Make a pipe from a tin can - make a series of small holes/slits on one side with a sharp knife - hey presto!



???? please explain a bit more.

thanks



long term use of tin foil and aluminuim products has been proven to contribute to alzheimers...I reckon this includes smoking out of it!!!..


Go down to the local gas station or head shop and get some freakin papers already...1.25 and change geez...you could have been high like 20 minutes ago.
 Quoting: -=JezaBella=-


Well im sixteen and dont have the money to buy a peice so i smoke out of cans and tinnys ive been doin it for a long time and hasent done harm to me if you dont have a peice them just make a tinny or a can i just think of it as im fuckin smokin weed who cares wat happens or just wait out the storm man.
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Get yourself a Barbie Doll they are Hollow. Take the head and one leg off. Then take the little screen off of your faucet along with the screw on cap that holds it in and jam it into the leg. That will hold the Tobacco. You then suck through the hole from the removed head.


Best pipe ever.
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Get yourself a Barbie Doll they are Hollow. Take the head and one leg off. Then take the little screen off of your faucet along with the screw on cap that holds it in and jam it into the leg. That will hold the Tobacco. You then suck through the hole from the removed head.


Best pipe ever.
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Just realized I did a poor job of explaining it. Ah who gives a shit I'm high.
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use an apple with 2 holes drilled/poked in it and a screen from the faucet
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use an apple with 2 holes drilled/poked in it and a screen from the faucet
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or a tater
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use an apple with 2 holes drilled/poked in it and a screen from the faucet


or a tater
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 891957


furthermore, you can poke a pen-casing (take apart an ink pen) and poked into one of the holes in teh apple for a "pipe tube" since sucking on the apple is a little close to where you fire the bowl
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use an apple with 2 holes drilled/poked in it and a screen from the faucet


or a tater


furthermore, you can poke a pen-casing (take apart an ink pen) and poked into one of the holes in teh apple for a "pipe tube" since sucking on the apple is a little close to where you fire the bowl
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 891957


just dont let teh fire from teh lighter meet with the plastic on teh pen, you dont want to smoke plastic
Anonymous Coward
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I feel for ya, its a difficult situation. Usually the hardest part is the glue. Honey works quite well for sticking the papers. You should at least be able to find thin paper somewhere, telephone book, bible, grease paper.
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semi dried onion skin works very well
zombieintraining

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Bible paper works every time.
Levski

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Wow really? That sucks. I buy lots of papers and keep em everywhere. Nothing like grabbing your papers and seeing cardboard. I hate that.
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Go get an icepick, an avocado, and my snorkel. Hurry up! I've made bongs with less dude... - MacGuyver smoker

Anything can work if you are desperate enough. For weed, the best in a pinch thing is a 1/4 or 3/8 deep well socket. Don't have the deep well? Use a pen tube, just don't get it too hot or you'll be smoking plastic. Basically, anything you can think of that can make a tube and a bowl.

For tobacco, don't use the popcan. You'll choke your ass off. Any kind of thin white paper works. You can take the heavier paper and get it wet and roll it while still damp then let it dry; in the the oven, outside, with a lighter...
If you need a filter, use one from an already smoked cigarette. It works.

Good thread to remind me to stock up on papers cuz you never know. If the world has to end, I need to be smoking to send it off properly. Ever see the Resident Evil 4 movie? Before the dude blows up all the zombies he rolls the semi and miraculously finds a rollie. He takes a couple drags then blows it all up. Pretty cool scene.
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Bible. If you have a copy laying about chances are (90%+) that it is made from thinner "rice" paper. There are plenty of blank pages that you can use. When those are gone, there are plenty of verses you can just cut out, you know useless verses like 'Let he who casts the first stone' and 'Love thy neighbor' and 'Judge not lest ye be judged'.

Yeah now watch the so called Christians get all up in arms over this suggestion.

Not fully understanding that the bible is just a book, with no real value if one doesn't know what it says and understands that the WORDS are eternal and that smoking it (burning it, using it as butt wipe) is not doing anything to the WORDs just the book.
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Oh people are going hate me for this.

Got a bible handy?

I'm not talking one printed on regular book paper, one that is printed on that thinner paper (traditional bible).

Its a close match for tobacco paper.

Of course you DO NOT want to use the printed portions, most bibles have a blank page or two at the front and at the back.
 Quoting: Wraithwynd


Oh Wow, I thought I had seen this post before.
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tampon paper unsatisfying burns too fast tastes blah
ac
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in an emergency the a bible page, makes a holy smoke lol
RD
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04/11/2010 12:22 PM
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It is ALUMINUM foil, not tin!
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omg , this is the perfect time to quit smoking !
Don't be a slave any longer, breathe some fresh air today and live, laugh, be happy ! hf hf hf
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It is ALUMINUM foil, not tin!
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Re: Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!
toilet paper roll with the paper taken off.
tin foil
something to poke holes with


cut a hole in the middle of the roll about nickel sized. Make a bowl shape from about a 1.5*1.5" square of aluminum foil. Poke tiny holes in the foil and mold the foil to make a nice bowl and mold it to the shape of the roll. You can poke about 5 or 6 holes.


That's a steamroller. Cover one end with your hand, that's your carb. A big ass carb at that too. It'll hit well, and be simple to use like any other pipe.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 338472

Yes. This works
watched my friend use this method more than once

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