Rolling paper subsitute?- HELP IM CRAVING A SMOKE!

Oh people are going hate me for this.

Got a bible handy?

I'm not talking one printed on regular book paper, one that is printed on that thinner paper (traditional bible).

Its a close match for tobacco paper.

Of course you DO NOT want to use the printed portions, most bibles have a blank page or two at the front and at the back.

vaporizing is much better!

Use this simple technique
- put 2 butter knifes on your stove turned up to HIGH. If it is the red hot glass type of stove then try your grill if you got one.

Get the knifes on the stove for close to 10 minutes or when very hot. Get a big short tube like a toilet roll out of TP. Use that brown paper thing to inhale (you will get a concentrated smoke in a short time). put the already chrushed, not crumbled nuggett of weed on one edge of one of the knifes. smash it with the hot part of the other knife with just one hand. other hand holds tube, inhale..


or this more patience
- Bust off the metal part of a spare glass bulb. crumble up nothing but the flower/leaves/resin into it. seal with hot glue if you can and a 2 tubes, 2 straws if you must.
Put the bulb over a fire like a grill or candle and vaporize.

If you you really want to spin you could make a bucket bong.
Take 2 litre fruit juice bottle. Cut of the bottom. Take off the plastic top and drill small hole. Insert brass or alumimium cone. Fill plastic bucket with water. Insert plastic bottle until nearly under water. Fill cone with combustibles. As you hold the lighter over the cone lift the bottle up in the water. Suction draws the smoke into the bottle. remove top, place mouth over opening, lower the bottle in the water forcing cool smoke into lungs. Fall over.

toilet paper roll with the paper taken off.
tin foil
something to poke holes with


cut a hole in the middle of the roll about nickel sized. Make a bowl shape from about a 1.5*1.5" square of aluminum foil. Poke tiny holes in the foil and mold the foil to make a nice bowl and mold it to the shape of the roll. You can poke about 5 or 6 holes.


That's a steamroller. Cover one end with your hand, that's your carb. A big ass carb at that too. It'll hit well, and be simple to use like any other pipe.

sweet, i remember that thing. i used one of those before :D

The wrapper from Cinnaburst gum. (It's rice paper)

Pipes are cool, but theres nothing like a good reciept joint

use bible paper ;-)

try wax paper or 415 paper. tracing paper. bible paper which i dont agree with but works.

Just a guess but would tissue paper (like used for wrapping presents) work? If too thin could use 2 layers.

Aluminum foil will obviously work in a pinch, but remember smoking that shit can cause brain damage (aluminum foil, not the contents...).

I have seen some of my pothead friends do this


take a soda or beer can and bend it in the middle. then poke a couple of small holes in the can where the bend is. use something small like a safety pin or ice pick. place tobacco in the bend of the can and light it. use the mouth part of the can to inhale the smoke.

take the affore mentioned potatoe drill all the way through then drill down into the other hole hit from one end shotgun the other end = steamroller

tissue paper = poisonous the ink used on that shit will burn the lineing of your lungs

all this energy to destroy your lungs and fill an addiction? Jeesh!

what a crock of shit!!!

do you suggest this from experience?!

Use an Apple ... make a hole all the way through about half way down then core it down to the hole. Works great smokes great,

LOL I remember doing that.

Carefully remove the paper from the tinfoil packets inside a pack o smokes, might be hard, but it's doable, you may have to singe the foil side a little to make it easier to separate. the old kind of packs used to be easy, depends on what brand u smoke. there might be a littel waxy coating. not terrible. doesnt' really stick together when you roll it but it burns enough to get your fix.

but why go to all the extent, why not quit? (like i've been telling myself for 25 years, without any luck yet!!)

Always good to have the old econo-pouch and tubes handy somewhere, even if you don't have the stuffing machine, you can ball up the tobacco and stuff it in with a pencil. Where i come from, my girl and i smoke equivalent to 3 packs 2 days together, me 1 a day, her 1/2. that is $60 bucks where i come from, where a pouch costs 23 and tubes only cost $2, that lasts us 3 days. saving $35 every two days.

hit up mc gyver

tampon paper

do NOT use tinfoil or an aluminum can, it works but gives off evil toxic fumes that cause Alzheimer's. Similar to the potato pipe but easier is the apple pipe. Take out the stem of the apple, stick a bic pen straight down in it about halfway through. This is the bowl. Then stick the pen in from the side until it intersects the first hole. blow out any loose chunks. You do not need a screen at all, just don't hit it too hard. Gives a nice sweet apple taste as well, and in a pinch you can always eat the evidence. I use em all the time.

LOL, reminds me of my smoking days!! I no longer smoke due to health reasons, but man, I feel your craving. Even now, sometimes I just sidle up next to people who are smoking for a little whiff of that cigarette smoke! I'm not kidding, even after four years I sometimes miss it. I'm with the dig the old butts out of an ashtray and do the best you can person. I've done it many times when I couldn't get out to buy my smokes. Oh happy days, Smoke 'em if you got 'em!

perfect advice......also poke a few small holes in a dented beer can on the flat side and smoke it like a pipe....

BE A FUCKING MAN, AND PUT A CHUNK OF THE TOBACCO IN BETWEEN YOUR LIP AND GUM.

(but then if you're too big a pussy to walk to the store in the rain, then you're too big a pussy to do it like a real man.)

Next time you go to the store, buy several packs of CANDY cigarettes.

Oh...I thought you were talking about pot...quit the ciggies...yuk...

Yep, paper tampon wrappers make excellent rolling papers.

Use the koran. The Arabic hardcover version has thinner paper than the bible and I heard the ink is non-toxic.

what's worse is having a cig with no way to light it. I've been known to lean over an electric stove in emergency.