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In Arabic 'Al Qaeda' means 'seat toilet' ... yes sure an Arabic terrorist group would name themselves like that ...

 
FreeFlow (OP)

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Hey FreePerson!!

Are you familiar with the milgram experiment??

It takes very little authority to make the the majority buckle. They will even act against core beliefs.

Pity.

Z
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Yes Z mate I know about it ...

Strange that the mechanism are actually very simple and AC333480 has addressed the basic cause why the Arabs were bowing to the false accusations.

I know pretty well from my personal experiences how false accusations work ...
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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I know these assertions have been flying around the net recently and it has been fun to watch them evolve, mutate and be discussed. However, all good things must come to the end, and I revel in my role in making people suffer. So with great pleasure I inform you of the following:

1. Richard M. Nixon did NOT write the Principia Discordia in a brief moment of lucidity. He never used the pen-name of Malaclypse. Absolutely not. There is no evidence for this conclusion whatsoever. None at all. And he didn't convert Chairman Mao and teach him the secrets of levitation, as popular rumour (and a carefully doctored photo, included for completeness*) would have us believe.

2. The Popular Front for the Liberation of Discordia are not involved in any hostile takeover bid of International Arms and Hashish Inc. Furthermore, Episkopos Cain is not the new CEO, nor does he intend to be. We believe these rumours have been spread by Mexican Communists working under orders originating out of Pyongyang and thus have no basis in fact.

3. There is no mysterious "Fifth International" alliance consisting of many Discordian Cabals, the Church of the Subgenius, the Moorish Orthodox Church, the Coptic Orthodox People of the Herb, neo-pagans, the Egyptian Church of New Zealand, the Kaos Kabal of London, Libertarian Congregationalists, The Sacred Jihad of Our Lady of Chaos and other 'fourth way' sects. The rumour was put about by enemies of the World Congress of Free Religions, who were implicated as a front group for the Fifth International, presumably as part of a smear campaign.

4. The sad disappearance of Joesph Matheny after meeting with several Cabals in the Santa Cruz mountain region while searching for a lead on the "travel cult" founded by the renegade SDI researcher Nick Herbert had nothing to do with us. He did mention to a Legionnaire he met briefly to exchange information with that, while trying to find Emory Cranston, the conspiracy theorist associated with Herbert, he had seen inside his P.O. Box in Ong's Hat and only found "solicitations from a church of geniuses in Dallas, Texas or some such nonsense." That was the last contact we had with him. All questions and inquiries should be directed to either Herbert or Cranston, should they be contactable.

5. When the ban was lifted in Greece on the worship of the Olympian deities, several "monks" dressed in green robes were present in Athens and did say a prayer in the Sanctuary of Ares, before the image of Enyo, before leaving. But no-one knows who they were, or if their presence there had anything to do with the decision taken by the Greek government, or indeed the apparent horror at which the decision was greeted by the Greek Orthodox Church.

6. The New Soviet Red Army and its various associated financial, legal and intelligence branches were disbanded in the summer of 2005. Any activities claimed to be by them are nothing more than rogue operatives, or other organizations using the name to cover their own deeds. Any group using the name to recruit should be treated with the utmost suspicion. It is suspected the fate of several of those who have joined such fake organizations is both violent and bloody.

7. There was no Discordian involvement about the now infamous expose that lead to the dismissal of Maxwell Knight of Neurocam International, starting the long decline and internal chaos of the company. While it is known that at least one Discordian has a copy of the incident saved to his hard disk, he has refused to show it to anyone and believes his keeping it secret is integral to his personal security.

8. The midget was most definitely on fire before Elvis arrived at the party. I myself can testify to this.

* [link to www.magnumphotos.com]
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Thanks for responding AC!
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You are welcome freeflow. I have reached the conclusion long time ago, that people with strong beliefs are very gullible.
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How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Reptilians after all they have been through? They've come from other dimensions, had to use advanced technology to make themselves blend in, create secret societies simply to survive the prejudices of the people on this planet. All you people care about is readers and making money off of them. They're people too!

What you don’t realize is that Reptilians making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about them. They haven't even been seen publically in years. All you people want is more, more, more, more more!

Leave them alone! You are lucky they even performed for you bastards! Leave Reptilians alone, please!
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Hope one day people will learn to live together, and all terror groups like Al-Qaeda, who try to stop modern cultures grow, or PKK, Kurdish child killers, who try to divide, take over countries and name it Kurdistan will be history. Killing innocent civilians is a crime against humanity. We will never allow them succeed. God bless all those innocents murdered in terror attacks.
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bsflag this thread stinks poop
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bsflag this thread stinks poop
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 407241


Idiot alert!!
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[colomr=violet]hi
kak ste be amerikan az sam ot balgaria
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And then the El CIAeda myth went down the toilet ...
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Edit:
Have to insert this conversation with here:

The word qaeda means the base. Qaeda does not mean toilet seat. Qada means toilet seat it is similar to Qaeda. In arabic there is formal and dialect arabic. sometimes word intermix and used in both forms. Similarly, Qada and Qaeda both mean base.



Anyone speaking perfectly Arabic here who can confirm this?
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I do!
It means the base, and also toilet seat


AC do you honestly think an Arabic terrorist group would have named themselves like that if it is commonly used for toilet?
I am really interested in your opinion.
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No, especially if they are islamic. BTW, no one in that part of the world ever heard of this group before 9-1-1, but most felt guilty and embarrassed, they themselves believed it --- until recently.

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It means toilet where one can sit as opposed to that one which has a hole in the ground ...

Hold that Thought, I've got to go to the Al Qaeda.
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What does the word "Al-Qaeda" mean ? In Arabic, "Al-Qaeda" has a different meanings, among them “Base", "Ground", "Norm", "Rule", "Fundament", "Grammar". The exact meaning is dependent on the context in which it is used. It depends on the word which follows “Al-Qaeda” in the sentence. "Qawa'ad Askaria" is an Army Base, "Qawa'ad Lugha" stands for Grammar Rules (the Bases of Grammar).

"Qa'ada" is the infinitive of the verb "to sit". "Ma-Qa'ad" is a chair. "Al-Qaeda" is the base or fundament of something. "Ana raicha Al Qaeda" is colloquial for "I'm going to the toilet". A very common and widespread use of the word “Al-Qaeda” in different Arab countries in the public language is for the toilet bowl. This name comes from the Arabic verb “Qa'ada” which mean “to sit”, pertinently, on the “Toilet Bowl”. In most Arabs homes there are two kinds of toilets: “Al-Qaeda” also called the "Hamam Franji" or foreign toilet, and "Hamam Arabi" or “Arab toilet” which is a hole in the ground. Lest we forget it, the potty used by small children is called "Ma Qa'adia" or "Little Qaeda".

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The propaganda arm of al qaeda is al jizzera?
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so we are fighting the Toilet?
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this gets more surreal. So we are spending trillions fighting the head of the Toilet? Will this be remembered as the War against the Toilet?
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01/03/2009 01:44 AM
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Pretty sure there's a separate group named Al Qaeda In Iraq.

Seems like a popular name.
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flush
lmao


Oh! The truth is SO ironic!!!!

That's the best laugh I've had all day!
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I still can't stop laughing!

Of course Iraq is full of 'Al Qaeda' - there's at least one in every house!
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How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Reptilians after all they have been through? They've come from other dimensions, had to use advanced technology to make themselves blend in, create secret societies simply to survive the prejudices of the people on this planet. All you people care about is readers and making money off of them. They're people too!

What you don’t realize is that Reptilians making you all this money and all you do is write a bunch of crap about them. They haven't even been seen publically in years. All you people want is more, more, more, more more!

Leave them alone! You are lucky they even performed for you bastards! Leave Reptilians alone, please!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331404


That's funny.

Since the alien wars have heated up to boiling point, I think the reptilians (Israel) have actually lost much of their power -- shapeshifting is now a thing of the past.
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flush
lmao


Oh! The truth is SO ironic!!!!

That's the best laugh I've had all day!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 549836

Yes but it is also tragical at the same time ...
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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this gets more surreal. So we are spending trillions fighting the head of the Toilet? Will this be remembered as the War against the Toilet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 583107

The CIA has outdone itself for sure with the name they gave this false terrorists ...
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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this gets more surreal. So we are spending trillions fighting the head of the Toilet? Will this be remembered as the War against the Toilet?

The CIA has outdone itself for sure with the name they gave this false terrorists ...
 Quoting: FreeFlow


Makes me wonder how they keep up with all the lies that they disseminate. I guess bullies don't care if they scream loud enough and whack hard enough, the fear they perpetuate outweighs the content of their communication.
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bump
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Re: In Arabic 'Al Qaeda' means 'seat toilet' ... yes sure an Arabic terrorist group would name themselves like that ...
this gets more surreal. So we are spending trillions fighting the head of the Toilet? Will this be remembered as the War against the Toilet?

The CIA has outdone itself for sure with the name they gave this false terrorists ...


Makes me wonder how they keep up with all the lies that they disseminate. I guess bullies don't care if they scream loud enough and whack hard enough, the fear they perpetuate outweighs the content of their communication.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 512611


It's because not all agents are on the same 'side'. There has been an internal civil war within the US for quite some time now and there are many unknown patriots that have risked and lost their lives fighting this battle.

Sometimes, they find a way to 'drop hints'. ;)
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bsflag this thread stinks poop


Idiot alert!!
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No - he's right. It really does stink..
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The Arabs would not themselves toilet seat but the CIA would.
PS they did not have the ability to pull off 911.Ask any commercial pilot if you can jump out of flight training small aircraft into a commercial jet and they will tell you ... sure as long as it is on autopilot but take it off or auto and they are going down.PS #2 concrete and steel skyscrapers do not fall strait to the ground no matter how many planes hit the top. Or didn't you notice wtc7 that was not even hit ?
So who licks toilet seats now? If you listen to the news you lose.
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Anyone speaking perfectly Arabic here who can confirm this?
 Quoting: FF 51202


Al-Qaida means a base, foundation, a school, a book, a chapter in a book.

Taliban means a student, a group of students.

This toilet meaning is not correct. Someone is lying to the OP


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