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Purported Message/Warning from Young Alien

 
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Toutatis due back in Nov. 2008: [link to www.astrosurf.com]

Orbit diagram: [link to www.astrosurf.com]
I thought I'd beat the inevitibility of death to death just a little bit.
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02/02/2008 08:13 PM
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was draco who posted this few years ago
UMa
bc: Draco [link to en.wikipedia.org]
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02/02/2008 08:25 PM
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Ha hahaha.. LOL

fërú is onto it. Toutatis!


Dates of close approaches of Toutatis.

November 9th 2008 at 0.05025 AU (= 7.5 million kilometers = 19.6 lunar distances)
December 12th 2012 at 0.04633 AU (= 6.9 million kilometers = 18 lunar distances)

[link to cfa-www.harvard.edu]



Toutatis has a lot of ground to make-up to hit us in the ocean on either of those two dates.

And yes, it's orbital period is four years, and it has a low orbital inclination to the Earth, and yes it tumbles in space.


Toutatis
[link to www.solarviews.com]

with some neat images of the asteroid.
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I wonder if OP has been cribbing some Mother Shipton:

" A fiery dragon will cross the sky
Six times before this earth shall die
Mankind will tremble and frightened be
For the sixth heralds in this prophecy."
[link to www3.telus.net]
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Interesting story, there is one big hole in the idea of a deliberate obesity policy...

if our overlords are capable of influencing social programs and they wanted a fat population to feed off, wouldn't they ensure that everyone in the third world got enough to eat? There is enough food out there to feed the whole world, it just doesn't always get distributed. Its only the first world that's obese, and there aren't nearly as many people here as there are in the third world. Hungry off-worlders with the ability to influence policy here on earth would ensure that Sub-Saharan Africans, with their high birth-rates were as overfed as North Americans are.

Alex
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OP, please include the info you left out. It would help us understand better who the writer is.
Thanks.
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the sexslave part could translate into excellent pornmovies.

for the rest this piece is old and passe doom porn.
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thank god the strike is over
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Are you really sure they want to eat us fat Americans? Our diets are far from healthy. We eat all those pesticides and hormones. We are not healthy like people in other countries. Our diets suck. Surely they would consider us "Junk Food."
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Quoting: Intrepid 116352
A flood as big as the biblical one? There is a large body of evidence suggesting the "biblical flood" was a localized, regional event....NOT a worldwide one. Ummm......you REALLY believe that the Ice cap would slide into the ocean, and within 24-48 hours, the world would FLOOD? HAHAHAHA You are an idiot.

Well, yes, actually I do believe that, but I know we'll be taken care of. You'll know without a doubt what you're made of.
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Some ppl still don't get it but the Flood was a Real Tsunamis caused by many earthquakes !!
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I would like to volunteer to stay around and bake cookies and make tea for the invading aliens. I'm too old to become a sex slave!
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"Some of these folks will think that they are being "raptured." This is an endless source of amusement to my dad and his friends."

HERE YOU HAVE IT

"captured."
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Ummm...one simple question.

When the earth stops spinning, how do they plan on keeping the atmosphere (which spins along with the planet ya' know) and all the non-bedrock items like houses, trees, cars, cats and so on from scouring the entire surface down to a shiny metal ball?

When a car hits a wall, there is a reson the driver goes through the windshield. Anything not directly attached by a seatbelt is going to keep moving forward at the rate of speed prior to the sudden stop.

I mean 1600 mph winds, houses, trees, cars, cats and milkshakes along with all the water in all the oceans.... would be rather shredding and non-life affirming don't'cha think?

And since only one side of the planet will be facing the sun and the other cold, dark space, and there would be no magnetic field to ward off the solar radiation so pretty much any plant life that is left is going to die and be cooked or frozen anyway and never grow back because of all the salt in the soil from the invading 1600 mph ocean.

At that point if there were any humans left underground???? it would most likely be the "undesirable" politicians and military men. And not 100 million, more like 100 thousand at the very most. No pretty starlets for the space alien stiffies.

So the space aliens want a barren rock with rotting cooked flesh/plant/seawater mud all over it. Hey, I hear Venus is available.

The author is a dumbass. Tell him to go to school and then he can come home and teach alien dad the kind of physics even a 1st grader understands.

Alien take over? From the dumbasses who haven't thought this through. Tell me... they wouldn't be Republicans would they?
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Well, I think they will have problems with harvesting the mutilated and rotting meat.
I think the bet option would have been to instantly deep freeze us without subjecting to any other shit.
Do you remember those little mammoths found frozen intact.
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Interesting story, there is one big hole in the idea of a deliberate obesity policy...

if our overlords are capable of influencing social programs and they wanted a fat population to feed off, wouldn't they ensure that everyone in the third world got enough to eat? There is enough food out there to feed the whole world, it just doesn't always get distributed. Its only the first world that's obese, and there aren't nearly as many people here as there are in the third world. Hungry off-worlders with the ability to influence policy here on earth would ensure that Sub-Saharan Africans, with their high birth-rates were as overfed as North Americans are.

Alex
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I am so fucking thin!
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I’m the OP of the “Purported Message/Warning from a Young Alien.” I want to extend an apology, and explain why I believe the whole thing was a b.s. set up.

I don’t know specifically who sent the material to me, but I’m just about sure it’s one of three individuals who I am acquainted with. I won’t say friends. Some of the comments which correctly critiqued the Had missive increased my doubt (from 50-50 to 25-75 against), but here’s why I’m sure now that it was some kind of insidious practical joke. I went to Wikipedia and looked up abra cadabra. (I somehow hadn’t thought of this connection until several posters joked about it.) There’s a lot of stuff there about the phrase’s origin, but then they have this:

“The occult movement of Thelema spells the word "Abrahadabra", and considers it the magical formula of the current Aeon. The movement's founder, Aleister Crowley, explains in his essay Gematria that he discovered the word (and his spelling) by kabbalistic methods.”

The middle of abraHADabra is the name given to the kid, which is bracketed by abra-abra. As a bonus to whichever of the three it is –he can say to me, “You’ve been Had!!” All three of the “suspects” are into Crowley, and all know the Sitchin material and doom sci-fi well enough to perpetrate this. And they’re all up to the level of writing required, which is how I know them, because I was in a writing club with them.

So, please accept that I am sincerely sorry.
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I’m the OP of the “Purported Message/Warning from a Young Alien.” I want to extend an apology, and explain why I believe the whole thing was a b.s. set up.

I don’t know specifically who sent the material to me, but I’m just about sure it’s one of three individuals who I am acquainted with. I won’t say friends. Some of the comments which correctly critiqued the Had missive increased my doubt (from 50-50 to 25-75 against), but here’s why I’m sure now that it was some kind of insidious practical joke. I went to Wikipedia and looked up abra cadabra. (I somehow hadn’t thought of this connection until several posters joked about it.) There’s a lot of stuff there about the phrase’s origin, but then they have this:

“The occult movement of Thelema spells the word "Abrahadabra", and considers it the magical formula of the current Aeon. The movement's founder, Aleister Crowley, explains in his essay Gematria that he discovered the word (and his spelling) by kabbalistic methods.”

The middle of abraHADabra is the name given to the kid, which is bracketed by abra-abra. As a bonus to whichever of the three it is –he can say to me, “You’ve been Had!!” All three of the “suspects” are into Crowley, and all know the Sitchin material and doom sci-fi well enough to perpetrate this. And they’re all up to the level of writing required, which is how I know them, because I was in a writing club with them.

So, please accept that I am sincerely sorry.
 Quoting: Intrepid 116352


Hey OP! Could you please post the rest of the message so we can see what we're missing here. All the stuff about Sumerian gods. I was interested in this, altho I think it's some kind of fear-based psyops.

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All off you may be just beef after all.
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For anyone requesting that I post the missing paragraphs, what's the point? I've concluded that it was a hoax, and am just awaiting the "gotcha" call or e-mail from the source. It wasn't that interesting anyway. It was a few paragraphs about how he was in trouble at human school, his parents' divorce, and some stuff about how Marduk was great but went nuts, and how Enlil was a big meanie and in charge of Abra now. And that Enki was put under house arrest , then died. If I thought there was any chance it was truth I would post it. The person who sent it, one of the three "Crowleyites" I referred to, know that I consider the Enlil/Enki rivalry in ancient times to be the source of much of our history, and related to some modern happenings, like secret societies. That is why he, or they, baited it with that whole subject. Anyway, it's very clear to me now. Sorry again.
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His ears look funny!
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Ummm...one simple question.

When the earth stops spinning, how do they plan on keeping the atmosphere (which spins along with the planet ya' know) and all the non-bedrock items like houses, trees, cars, cats and so on from scouring the entire surface down to a shiny metal ball?

When a car hits a wall, there is a reson the driver goes through the windshield. Anything not directly attached by a seatbelt is going to keep moving forward at the rate of speed prior to the sudden stop.

I mean 1600 mph winds, houses, trees, cars, cats and milkshakes along with all the water in all the oceans.... would be rather shredding and non-life affirming don't'cha think?

And since only one side of the planet will be facing the sun and the other cold, dark space, and there would be no magnetic field to ward off the solar radiation so pretty much any plant life that is left is going to die and be cooked or frozen anyway and never grow back because of all the salt in the soil from the invading 1600 mph ocean.

At that point if there were any humans left underground???? it would most likely be the "undesirable" politicians and military men. And not 100 million, more like 100 thousand at the very most. No pretty starlets for the space alien stiffies.

So the space aliens want a barren rock with rotting cooked flesh/plant/seawater mud all over it. Hey, I hear Venus is available.

The author is a dumbass. Tell him to go to school and then he can come home and teach alien dad the kind of physics even a 1st grader understands.

Alien take over? From the dumbasses who haven't thought this through. Tell me... they wouldn't be Republicans would they?
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What an excellent post. Thank you!.
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All things considered I got one thing to say or should I say..shout...Wolverines!!!!!!!!!
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Why does an Alien need a computer?
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Because they are highly advanced with super technology and incredible intellects.
I am talking like SUPER advanced.

Some one tell me where Niburu is. What constellation?
is it farther than Alpha Centari?
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Hmm ... are *WE* the race wrongly and hastily created?

Interesting story - not totally unbelievable, but I'm not sold.

I know I am not on the list for survival - and I'm not big enough to be sold as "food" to the other races. I hope there's not a lot of suffering.
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For anyone requesting that I post the missing paragraphs, what's the point? I've concluded that it was a hoax, and am just awaiting the "gotcha" call or e-mail from the source. It wasn't that interesting anyway. It was a few paragraphs about how he was in trouble at human school, his parents' divorce, and some stuff about how Marduk was great but went nuts, and how Enlil was a big meanie and in charge of Abra now. And that Enki was put under house arrest , then died. If I thought there was any chance it was truth I would post it. The person who sent it, one of the three "Crowleyites" I referred to, know that I consider the Enlil/Enki rivalry in ancient times to be the source of much of our history, and related to some modern happenings, like secret societies. That is why he, or they, baited it with that whole subject. Anyway, it's very clear to me now. Sorry again.
 Quoting: Intrepid

Are you sure you didn't copy and paste this, Intrepid? Or is it MichaelB? This is the exact same wording from another site, Unexplained Mysteries. That original poster posted the same information on another site. Do you know which one?
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Why does an Alien need a computer?

Because they are highly advanced with super technology and incredible intellects.
I am talking like SUPER advanced.

Some one tell me where Niburu is. What constellation?
is it farther than Alpha Centari?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 238647

Orion
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Why does an Alien need a computer?

Because they are highly advanced with super technology and incredible intellects.
I am talking like SUPER advanced.

Some one tell me where Niburu is. What constellation?
is it farther than Alpha Centari?

Orion
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Damn, thats far.
so far that a alien would have to have such a complete and totally advanced technology, it would be astronomical in calculations. Basically, aliens wouldnt have to send you an email to get their point across. LOL!
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You're telling me a 12 year old, i.e. 7th grader wrote this?
Wow, for being an alien kid from another planet, they are sure well versed in the English language.

This is more New Age BS.

No matter how genius or smart a 12 year old is, they most likely do not have the vocabulary and knowledge of grammer to have written that story.

This fake story sounded like it was written by someone a lot older. Just the way certain phrases are used, I can tell this story was not written by a 12 year old.
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The reference to the Bible is the first DEAD GIVEAWAY

that this is just a part of the Disinformation Campaign.
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What a complete disaster. =)

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