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'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks

 
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'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
CAREER women in Sydney are creating a nationwide sperm shortage as they race to have a family before turning 40. With demand for sperm growing rapidly - particularly from single Sydney women - clinics are importing vials from the US on a monthly basis. "The demand is incredible and continually rising," said John Braine, from Fertility East in Bondi Junction. The most surprising trend has been a 40 per cent rise in the number of single women seeking sperm donors. "These are women, aged from 35 to 40, who are single, attractive career women, who cannot find a man to have a baby with," he said.

While Sydney's man-drought had compounded the problem, new laws giving children the right to know the identity of donor parents was a big factor in the decline in donor numbers. As a result, there are fewer than five registered sperm donors in NSW. Sydney couple Catherine and Stefanie, (pictured), have two children, aged two and 11 weeks, thanks to a donor.

"We were fortunate enough to be able to use an Australian donor, whereas others we know have been forced to search overseas to fulfil their dreams of parenthood," Catherine said. "We were the seventh family for this donor. When we started, there was a limit of 10 families, so he was nearly up to his quota when we started three years ago. I think he's off the books now."

Dr Anne Clark, from Fertility First Hurstville, said the sperm shortage would be compounded by new laws, which restrict a man's sperm to only five families, down from 10. It was not known if, or how, this could have an impact on the use of overseas sperm. Dr Joel Bernstein, medical director at Fertility East, believes social change was driving the rise in single women seeking sperm donors. Dr Bernstein said Fertility East, which is affiliated with a US sperm bank, offers women and couples a vast array of donors to choose online, providing childhood photos and audio interviews of donors. [link to www.fathers.ca]
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02/03/2008 03:39 PM
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Re: 'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
There's a man drought in Sydney?? I'll be there shortly but I only do "direct deposit."
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There's a man drought in Sydney?? I'll be there shortly but I only do "direct deposit."
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EEEHHEheheheheheheheAHAHAAHAHA!!!

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02/03/2008 03:41 PM
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Re: 'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
Why would a career woman want to have a baby anyway? It can really complicate your life being a single mother, and not so good for the career either.
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02/03/2008 03:48 PM
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They must have a lot of ugly mens over there.
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02/03/2008 03:52 PM
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If you're a guy, you'd have to be an idiot and an asshole to be a jism-provider.

It's only a matter of time until these narcisisstic spooge-dumpers get stung for major child-support payments.

loldamned
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If you're a guy, you'd have to be an idiot and an asshole to be a jism-provider.

It's only a matter of time until these narcisisstic spooge-dumpers get stung for major child-support payments.

loldamned
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Well! I think that donating sperm is a beautiful, inspirational, delicious, sweet, sweet thing.
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02/03/2008 04:00 PM
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If you're a guy, you'd have to be an idiot and an asshole to be a jism-provider.

It's only a matter of time until these narcisisstic spooge-dumpers get stung for major child-support payments.

loldamned



Well! I think that donating sperm is a beautiful, inspirational, delicious, sweet, sweet thing.
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Y'know, I've been here at GLP for years, and I still can't work out whether you are male or female.

Probably best not to know.

damned
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02/03/2008 04:04 PM

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Y'know, I've been here at GLP for years, and I still can't work out whether you are male or female.

Probably best not to know.

damned
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lol


Well, I've prided myself on that in certain areas over the years kinda keeping it confusing as to what the answer really is.

But I'll just be honest with you...

I am a female.

Why I chose the name 'Mister' Obvious...

Who the heck knows, but damn it's been fun.

hf
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02/03/2008 04:07 PM
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Well! I think that donating sperm is a beautiful, inspirational, delicious, sweet, sweet thing.
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Only momentarily. it's the blowback later that could really hurt.
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02/03/2008 04:11 PM
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Re: 'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
Y'know, I've been here at GLP for years, and I still can't work out whether you are male or female.

Probably best not to know.

damned



lol


Well, I've prided myself on that in certain areas over the years kinda keeping it confusing as to what the answer really is.

But I'll just be honest with you...

I am a female.

Why I chose the name 'Mister' Obvious...

Who the heck knows, but damn it's been fun.

hf
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You NAUGHTY girl!

screambuttwhiprofl
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02/03/2008 04:25 PM
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Re: 'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
If you're a guy, you'd have to be an idiot and an asshole to be a jism-provider.

It's only a matter of time until these narcisisstic spooge-dumpers get stung for major child-support payments.

loldamned



Well! I think that donating sperm is a beautiful, inspirational, delicious, sweet, sweet thing.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


You forgot sticky and salty too...
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02/05/2008 06:13 AM
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Re: 'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
THE PLANS OF THESE WHORES SOUNDS LIKE SOME NIGHTMARE THE HILDABEAST WOULD ENDORSE. I SAY STARVE THESE WHORES OUT OF EXISTENCE WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SPERM DONATION, UNTIL THIS BEAST DIES.
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02/05/2008 06:29 AM
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Re: 'Career Women' Empty Sperm Banks
I am willing to travel to Sydney and resolve this situation if the girls will only lend a hand !!

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