NewsWeek goes after Scientology and Tom Cruise

Be there tomorrow and make a difference, let the world know pyramid cults are dangerous. Educate people is the best option, let them know what scientology is before being sucked in.

"What the fuck is newsweek??

:couchjumpe:

"Scientology is a blast."

Sounds like some people in the Middle East need to switch religions.

Been a big build up to tomorrow's events. Hope everyone stays safe.

and peaceful

what event?

Google 'chanology' - "be very wary of 10th february" - me, I'll be watching from a safe distance ;)

Tom Cruise is an awesome person and his religion is better than yours

It's certainly funnier!

Especially the part about the intergalactic space cooties.

majority of you worship a naked man nailed to the cross, or a man who beweds a 9 year old girl as his wife, or a guy who sits under a tree for 30 years, etc.

hypocrites

ONCE upon a time a young boy with a nice face and a nicer ass stood in his underwear and played an air guitar. And a star was born. But there was a tiny little problem. The young man had unconventional tastes in sexual matters. Not all THAT unconventional - as in about one out of every six is just like him - but enough that his tastes might well have gotten in the way of his career.

The studios tried to protect him. His agents, PR people, etc. Sadly, the young star would have a few drinks in him and go looking for what he really wanted - basically other men. (told you it wasn't all that weird.) And he found them. But because of his fame the stories started to circulate around the rumor mills. Soon it was an open secret in Hollywood.

And his career started to slow and then falter.

Suddenly he was l linked romantically with some very famous and very beautiful women. He married one or two of them. There were adopted children. Odd isn't it? She was fertile and he was virile. But they adopted children. Hmmm... He was cast in a couple of super-manly roles and played them well. The rumors died down for a while. But there were too many who knew and too many who'd seen and far too many who had had experience with it first had.

Young, famous, rich, horny. How long do you think it would take to fill up such a dance card? Not long obviously. Wifey didn't like it. IN fact one of them really loved him. But couldn't take the ego blow of having to compete for his attentions with the gardener and pool boy and electrician, and etc. etc. etc. (Hell, we hear he even blew the Fed Ex guy one boring afternoon! Quite a tip, eh?

The rumors started again. He needed something that could protect him once and for all. Enter a certain strange church. A church with bouncers, and muscle when needed. Even armed escorts provided to the celebs. All in the name of self-realization. They'd protected others in the same situation and now they were thoroughly straight leading men. So why not him? Giving away a bit of his vast fortune was better than ending his career. The deal was cut. The die was cast. And our young star has now become an unquestioned heterosexual. Viola. Except when the boys at the Church decide to play football, or they go on an out-of-the-country camping trip (sans wives of course) where just about anything goes so we're told. And our young star gets what he needs, his career flourishes, and in the eyes of Middle America he may be hooked up with some weird cult, but he's BY GOD certifiably straight.. unless he's camping with the boys from the church. Then... well there have been rumors but maybe they're just rumors.

The info from earlier was backed up with photos which cost him a fortune to get back. No cameras are ever allowed on the camping trips for obvious reasons.

Just one version we've heard. But we got it from a pretty credible and unimpeachable source. Your guess is as good as mine as to whether it's true or not, but I'd say there's probably an 80% chance that it is!

This is the best description I've read about dogmas in a long time. Great!.

Yeah, but they don't charge you $400,000.00 for the full treatment. And you get to keep your family and friends.

Yeah!!

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This is hilarious

:laughman:

strange people..

Was Tom Cruise a Scientologist back in his "Top Gun" days?

If you guys want to know the most about this, with the least effort, google South Park and Scientology.
I watched it on TV a couple days ago, a rerun.
It reveals all the secrets you would ordinarily pay like $400k to "receive".The whole time it is running the story down, the screen keeps flashing "Scientologists Actually Believe This!"
It's just hysterical, a lame ass fantasy written by their beloved founder, L Ron, a third rate Sci Fi author.
The plot revolves around one of the South Park kids, who is believed to be the reincarnation of L Ron.
Tom Cruise comes to meet the kid, and asks the kid what he thinks of his acting.The kids says it's ok, but others are better.
Cruise is crushed to hear the reincarnated L Ron is not impressed.So he hides in the kids closet.John Travolta is summoned to get Cruise out, but instead joins him
The rest of the cartoon keeps going on about how Cruise and Travolta will NOT come out of the closet.
It's so funny, 'cause it's true.

We can all thank Mimi Rogers (first wife) for this crap. I'll give her two mulligans though. One because she left the Co$ and another for being the owner of a bodacious set of juggs.

Could be.She's so very muttley, I never checked out her bod.I just remember thinking "Why would anyone be fooled by a rich actor who could have his pick hooking up with a homely woman?"

for Mimi Roger's pendulous juggs...oh, and for that crazy ass ex-husband of her's.