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THE BIBLE IS PURE BULL SHIT

 
CONNIE
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HI ... THE BIBLE IS A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT. THAT STUFF NEAVER HAPPENED. AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELEIVE IT. THEY ARE OUT OF TOUCH OF WITH THE REST OF US SANE PEOPLE. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.
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no!!!

It's the TRUTH!!1

THE TRUTH, I TELLS YA!!!


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02/12/2008 09:54 AM
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I agree OP, and it has brainwashed people for years and years.
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Biblical truth is SPIRITUALLY discerned.

If you are SPIRITUALLY impaired-- it is not discernable.
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02/12/2008 09:55 AM
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Jesus said,,,

Matthew 12:36
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

and,,,,

Matthew 10:33
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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02/12/2008 09:56 AM
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just kinda wondering,,,is there any such thing as "pure bullshit"?....the fact that it is waste material would seem to disqualify it from purity....though the rest of your point seems right on to me op.....
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Jesus said,,,

Matthew 12:36
But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.

and,,,,

Matthew 10:33
But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
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uhh and?
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02/12/2008 10:01 AM
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Connie, Connie, Connie, you really should wait until you're sober before posting.
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02/12/2008 10:02 AM
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RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.
 Quoting: CONNIE 372436



You "normal" people being the ones who cannot form a complete sentence, nor learn how to turn off their "Caps Lock" button? Darn. I'm crushed.
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HI ... THE BIBLE IS A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT. THAT STUFF NEAVER HAPPENED. AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELEIVE IT. THEY ARE OUT OF TOUCH OF WITH THE REST OF US SANE PEOPLE. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.
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connie ...just 4 u

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HI ... THE BIBLE IS A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT. THAT STUFF NEAVER HAPPENED. AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELEIVE IT. THEY ARE OUT OF TOUCH OF WITH THE REST OF US SANE PEOPLE. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.
 Quoting: CONNIE 372436

I used to think that too!

Then I became sane and saw clearly.

The same can happen for you too. I pray it does. You're missing out on a lot by holding onto anger.
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and so it begins
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02/12/2008 10:06 AM
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Onsagers postulate states that 90% of all papers in published journals are bullshit. Theodore Sturgeon broadened that postulate into the more general statement: Ninety percent of everything is bullshit.

I'm afraid the bible is no worse than anything else.
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02/12/2008 10:09 AM
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Biblical truth is SPIRITUALLY discerned.

If you are SPIRITUALLY impaired-- it is not discernable.
 Quoting: Gabriel 372440







AAAAHHHHH so now only special people can recognize the truth eh?

I think there's a name for the mental disease for people that believe that.

You do know that is one of the dictates of Scientology don't you?
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02/12/2008 10:11 AM
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HI ... THE BIBLE IS A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT. THAT STUFF NEAVER HAPPENED. AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELEIVE IT. THEY ARE OUT OF TOUCH OF WITH THE REST OF US SANE PEOPLE. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.
 Quoting: CONNIE 372436



I concur. Total BS.

And if I may add something. All of the above goes for people that type in CAPS.
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02/12/2008 10:21 AM
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Sorry, I have investigated this extensively and the Bible is true.

Sorry to disappoint you.

God is real, and he is doing real supernatural things today just like He always has.

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02/12/2008 10:22 AM
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to say the Bible never happened is completely ignorant. Parts of the Bible is historical. Some/Most/All(?) really did happen. Herod did cut John's head off. I don't know if Moses parted the Red Sea, but it is symbolic allegory. Jesus did, in fact, preach. He was, in fact, crucified. You can't argue with that. He stated on the cross, "My God, My God, why hast thou forsaken me?"


"Christianity started out in Palestine as a fellowship; it moved to Greece and became a philosophy; it moved to Italy and became an institution; it moved to Europe and became a culture; it came to America and became an enterprise." Sam Pascoe 1

"Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words." -- Francis of Assisi.

"And I pray that you, being rooted and established in love, may have power, together with all the saints, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ, and to know this love that surpasses knowledge—that you may be filled to the measure of all the fullness of God." Paul, Ephesians 3:16-19 (NIV)

"Christianity is not a religion; it is a personal relationship with Jesus Christ." Anonymous posting to a Christian mailing list.

"The world is equally shocked at hearing Christianity criticized and seeing it practiced." Elton Trueblood, (1900 - 1994), American author and theologian.

Many people think that the Bible is the authentic word of God and they worship the Bible, making it an idol..." Alan Watts, from "The Essence of Alan Watts series - GOD.
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02/12/2008 10:30 AM
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HI ... THE BIBLE IS A BUNCH OF BULL SHIT. THAT STUFF NEAVER HAPPENED. AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD BELEIVE IT. THEY ARE OUT OF TOUCH OF WITH THE REST OF US SANE PEOPLE. RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.
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Enjoy the lake of fire, Connie!
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02/12/2008 10:32 AM
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Enjoy the lake of fire, Connie!
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lame
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02/12/2008 10:32 AM
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Replace "BULL" with "SHILL" and I would agree with you.
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02/12/2008 10:35 AM
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"Preach the Gospel at all times, and when necessary, use words." -- Francis of Assisi.


What a great quote. Your life speaks. Right now, I need to go wash my life out with soap.
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02/12/2008 10:35 AM
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the jews stole the stories from around them, idiot christians.
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02/12/2008 10:36 AM
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Enjoy the lake of fire, Connie!
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Biblical truth is SPIRITUALLY discerned.

If you are SPIRITUALLY impaired-- it is not discernable.







AAAAHHHHH so now only special people can recognize the truth eh?

I think there's a name for the mental disease for people that believe that.

You do know that is one of the dictates of Scientology don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 371896



It does not take a special person, only one who is seeking truth for truth's sake. Not for money, or power, or to "prove" something. Humility is the key to being teachable...in any subject.
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The reason that I enjoy GLP is that everyone is free to express their opinion here. Many hater's of God just like you have tried tirelessly to discredit the Word of God without any success. Neither will you. That is because the Bible has spiritual power, you don't.
"Glory is what happens when faith overcomes adversity."
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RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE EXTREMILY SICK PEOPLE.AND NO PLACE IN WITH US NORMAL PEOPLE. THEY ARE SICK IN THE HEAD.



You "normal" people being the ones who cannot form a complete sentence, nor learn how to turn off their "Caps Lock" button? Darn. I'm crushed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 349426
i have no religion, and i know there is alot of bs in the bible. but i would not want to be in the same room with OP. she stinks of hippocracy.
the "emperors" have no clothes!
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02/12/2008 10:43 AM
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i totally agree OP! and all these religious fanatic nuts are getting more and more stupid and fanatic every minute that passes.

just look at glp, 80 percent of the posters are religious nuts.

welcome back to the medieval age eh?!

religions were made by man to control others...simply as! fact, truth and PERIOD!

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02/12/2008 10:44 AM
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Not exactly BS, but a very perverted version of the Sumerian mythology. Yahweh was the evil god of storms and war. The Jews adopted this god as their only.

This also involves the origins of Anti-Semitism. Many other people, among them the ancient greeks, despised the Jews for worshipping this god.

Now why has this world turned crap? Too many people worshipping the god of evil perhaps?
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she stinks of hippocracy.
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Hippocracy - is that a form of gov't based on Hippopotamus'


Like a democracy run by hippos?
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Sorry Connie. You are full of it. Proof has already been found that the bible is true.

[link to www.amazon.com]


[link to www.amazon.com]


You should really do some homework before making outlandish statements like that.

Now, take your medication & get some rest.
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Sorry Connie. You are full of it. Proof has already been found that the bible is true.

[link to www.amazon.com]


[link to www.amazon.com]


You should really do some homework before making outlandish statements like that.

Now, take your medication & get some rest.
 Quoting: mopar28m

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