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What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

 
Loving Lover
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02/13/2008 01:56 AM
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What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
I'm thinking about getting her some chocolate covered texan red fire ants and a gun so she can shoot me in the face.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 01:57 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
I love Whores.
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Damn.

At that rate, you should just break up with her.

That'd probably make her happier than anything else.
Morna Moonrae

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02/13/2008 01:57 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
good idea
If this is medicine woah-oh
It tastes like medicine
Just help me get it in
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 01:58 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Well, if she is that bad, may I suggest a nice dinner, a nice lovely red rose and a break up?

Don't be petty and leave her with the bill!

Pay for everything and make certain she has a ride home.
Beingsouthern

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02/13/2008 01:59 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Get her a bright red t-shirt that reads:

My boyfriend is an asshole...but I love him!
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 01:59 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
a new boyfriend
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 02:01 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
A good-bye card and a shove out the door.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 02:01 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Deflate her and put her back in the closet.
Hope That Helps
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02/13/2008 02:02 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
A buzzcock, with NO batteries...
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 02:03 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
M.A.S.H.
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Here ya go. You can give her something like this...
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 02:10 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Give her, her freedom.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 02:32 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Damn.

At that rate, you should just break up with her.

That'd probably make her happier than anything else.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious

...ya get her a new boyfriend, thats probably what she really wants
Tracy
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02/13/2008 03:16 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
An old bf of mine got me a pink marzipan pig....with a "#1 pork" winners rosette. I didnt know whether to laugh, smack him over his bald lttle head with it or just shut up and eat it. Instead I kept it as a keepsake, until we broke up...THEN I ate it, with a lovely cup of earl grey tea.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 03:36 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
get her the sybian
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 04:05 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
how about a vasectomy!
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 04:06 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
OP...why would you think so little of yourself to date a "Slut Whore Bitch" in the first place? What does this make you?
just curious...
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02/13/2008 04:41 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Just flipping leave her! Do not even bother to make her suffer through one more dinner with your loser ass!
"I'm eschewing all men, cigarettes and carbohydrates".~Bridget Jones


I don't care if you lick windows,take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself...you hang in there sunshine, you're special.
pierced

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02/13/2008 04:53 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
asshole.
the "emperors" have no clothes!
fraudbuster

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02/13/2008 04:54 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
bondage gear

the gift that keeps on giving
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 04:59 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
get her gym quality dumbbells, thats guaranteed to get you some serious sack time.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 05:06 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
I'm thinking about getting her some chocolate covered texan red fire ants and a gun so she can shoot me in the face.
 Quoting: Loving Lover 366378


Get her a cow bell. Word is the bulls doin' her behind your back.
Anonymous Coward
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02/13/2008 05:07 AM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
sidewaysbananasex fuckoff2 jerkit stoner
Jack Mehoff
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02/15/2008 06:20 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?


A bullet in the head...
*Jentle*

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02/15/2008 06:21 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
Introduce her to one of your alpha mates.
If at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure is more your style.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2008 06:21 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
A membership with an online dating service.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2008 06:22 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
The number of your friends. She could do better.

Besides that, a box of chocolates.
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2008 06:31 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
So, what did you end up with for Valentine's day for/from your lady friend? Did you break up?
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2008 06:31 PM
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Queening Stool
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02/15/2008 06:33 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
They are stuck together at the groin
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2008 06:34 PM
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Re: What Should I Get my Slut Whore Bitch of a Girlfriend for Valentine's Day?
A blank stare

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