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I Smell Human Shit (Please Read)

 
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I Smell Human Shit (Please Read)
Every Time I go to a friend of mines I smell Raw Human shit... I ask my friend why is it everytime I walk into your house it smells like a sewage plant. Well after that question he responded and broke my nose...

What do I do???
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Get another friend?
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STOP SHITTING YOUR PANTS GOD DAMMIT
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Put some ice on it. and learn to duck.
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Get another friend?
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Ok, but he was my friend since grade school. He even smelled like Human shit then too.
The Good Reverend Roger

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Well after that question he responded and broke my nose...

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Well, you won't smell shit anymore.
HORRIBLE BASTARD.
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Put some ice on it. and learn to duck.
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Ok, thats if I can get the bleeding to stop...
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STOP SHITTING YOUR PANTS GOD DAMMIT
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Their are no signs of seeing shit anywhere... It is just the smell in the air... and in his home it is real bad...
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Get another friend?


Ok, but he was my friend since grade school. He even smelled like Human shit then too.
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What else kind of shit would someone smell like other than HUMAN shit? I smell BULLSHIT in this story because if anyone had a friend that smelled like SHIT I wouldn't be friends with them for long.
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Get another friend?


Ok, but he was my friend since grade school. He even smelled like Human shit then too.



What else kind of shit would someone smell like other than HUMAN shit? I smell BULLSHIT in this story because if anyone had a friend that smelled like SHIT I wouldn't be friends with them for long.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 370480


I felt sorry for him... IHe never had any friends so I thought I would try to be his friend... Now I got a broken knows for asking a logical question...
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02/16/2008 04:55 PM
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get a licence to be a drug-hound and go freelance...
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02/16/2008 04:56 PM
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maybe theres a problem. maybe its him. maybe its his septic. maybe theres pet shit somewhere in the house. look past the smell and be his friend, or otherwise leave the situation alone.
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Now I got a broken knows for asking a logical question...
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A broken what? lmao
HORRIBLE BASTARD.
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maybe your pal shits himself, and is a tad sensitive about the subject.....2 unused cigarette butts are excellent for nose packing....use a mirror to get the shape right....might want to look up "tact" in the websters....
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leaky colostomy bag?
1dunno1
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Now I got a broken knows for asking a logical question...



A broken what? lmao
 Quoting: The Good Reverend Roger


If you had a broken nose your spelling would be fuked up too... Bastard!
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Re: I Smell Human Shit (Please Read)
Maybe your friend is really a freelance speech writer for george Bush an the smell is the copies of the speeches he has written lying around.
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I think he meant to say: "what took you so long, do you smell it now?"
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maybe your pal shits himself, and is a tad sensitive about the subject.....2 unused cigarette butts are excellent for nose packing....use a mirror to get the shape right....might want to look up "tact" in the websters....
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited


What if I have to sneaze?
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Now I got a broken knows for asking a logical question...



A broken what? lmao


If you had a broken nose your spelling would be fuked up too... Bastard!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362186



Next, tell him his music sounds like shit.

TGRR,
Wants to see if he slaps you on the ear.
HORRIBLE BASTARD.
The Good Reverend Roger

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maybe your pal shits himself, and is a tad sensitive about the subject.....2 unused cigarette butts are excellent for nose packing....use a mirror to get the shape right....might want to look up "tact" in the websters....


What if I have to sneaze?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362186



Aim at the dog.
HORRIBLE BASTARD.
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Re: I Smell Human Shit (Please Read)
leaky colostomy bag?
1dunno1
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I almost Puked just now! Thanks!
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Maybe your friend is really a freelance speech writer for george Bush an the smell is the copies of the speeches he has written lying around.
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That could be possible... Dunno. All I know is why the fuck did he break my knows over a simple question?
ambiguity unlimited

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maybe your pal shits himself, and is a tad sensitive about the subject.....2 unused cigarette butts are excellent for nose packing....use a mirror to get the shape right....might want to look up "tact" in the websters....


What if I have to sneaze?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362186

ummm, leave your mouth open, einstein.....first broken nose?
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maybe your pal shits himself, and is a tad sensitive about the subject.....2 unused cigarette butts are excellent for nose packing....use a mirror to get the shape right....might want to look up "tact" in the websters....


What if I have to sneaze?



Aim at the dog.
 Quoting: The Good Reverend Roger


My girlfriend aint home right now. So that is out of the question...
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Re: I Smell Human Shit (Please Read)
when he called you to bring some tp you were prolly trippin your ass off...
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maybe your pal shits himself, and is a tad sensitive about the subject.....2 unused cigarette butts are excellent for nose packing....use a mirror to get the shape right....might want to look up "tact" in the websters....


What if I have to sneaze?

ummm, leave your mouth open, einstein.....first broken nose?
 Quoting: ambiguity unlimited


Yea, I have never had a broken nose... I didnt think anyone was that stupid to break my nose...
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Now I got a broken knows for asking a logical question...



A broken what? lmao


If you had a broken nose your spelling would be fuked up too... Bastard!



Next, tell him his music sounds like shit.

TGRR,
Wants to see if he slaps you on the ear.
 Quoting: The Good Reverend Roger


Then I would have a broken nose and deaf...
The Good Reverend Roger

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leaky colostomy bag?
1dunno1
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The beautiful thing about a colostomy bag is that you'd never be without a rubber.
HORRIBLE BASTARD.
The Good Reverend Roger

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Now I got a broken knows for asking a logical question...



A broken what? lmao


If you had a broken nose your spelling would be fuked up too... Bastard!



Next, tell him his music sounds like shit.

TGRR,
Wants to see if he slaps you on the ear.


Then I would have a broken nose and deaf...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 362186



Go for the trifecta. Tell him he LOOKS like shit, too.
HORRIBLE BASTARD.
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Re: I Smell Human Shit (Please Read)
when he called you to bring some tp you were prolly trippin your ass off...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 353137


Maybe you are right... I took him a roll of paper towels... and a jar of olives.

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