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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!

 
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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD
EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005




By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected
a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that
dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids,
planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the
swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to
the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15
a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting-
edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert
Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to
NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system
is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles
spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of
what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by
mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from
Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his
theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could
escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated
that information about objects that have been sucked in can be
emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful,
handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and
watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what
the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the
alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the
agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking
images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large
asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of
acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event
horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense
curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to
fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole,
the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles
everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually
reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed
before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a
"space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million
light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but
perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket
scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such
a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth
might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos
cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the
size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It
might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White
House official said the president's top science advisors are
taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on
whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory.
Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
[link to www.eyepod.org]
5aDOOM DEE DOOM DEE DOOM!!! 5a
Anonymous Coward
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Ha hahaha

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter."



GUESS what we're doing? haha
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02/17/2008 04:23 PM
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Now that's what I call doom...on a grand scale...rr
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02/17/2008 04:25 PM
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Dude, the article was written three years ago!

The dust has long since settled.
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02/17/2008 04:26 PM
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Oh and besides, we've yet to navigate beyond 2012.
A year full of doom-laden events.
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Cancel your interplanetary evacuation plans — all one need know about the article quoted above is that it originated with the
Weekly World News, an entertainment tabloid devoted to inventing fantastically fictitious stories while keeping its tongue firmly
embedded in its cheek to a depth not measurable by any instrument known to man

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I used to think this was a conspiracy web site but more and more I think Trin should call it a place for hoaxes and useless dribble and amusement.

May as well turn on the TV.


Stan P.
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Its the Langalears(sp) ahhh
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probably smells nice
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This is pinned? A wacky article from 2005???
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02/17/2008 04:34 PM
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Could this be an "Aussie Stroke" warning?
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jumpy <<-----Nibiru fan
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]Wo this is what all beefed-up the underground base activity is all about.
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and so it begins... scream
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obvious BS. anyway if its approaching us at nearly the speed of light how are we able to see it? think about it
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I guess we're not in Kansas anymore?
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So, if they're not saying it's all worked out, what's that mean? Either this is something they picked up out of the Onion's AP wire or WE"RE DOOMED!!!!
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The chaos cloud is a hoax that originated in a Weekly World News article in September 2005. It was published online at Yahoo! Entertainment News. According to the article, the chaos cloud is a massive object in outer space that “dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars”, and is due to reach Earth in 2014.

The hoax article generated a large amount of discussion online, as people attempted to discern whether or not it was genuine. Articles on the subject appeared at a diverse range of sites, such as Bad Astronomy, Whirlpool, Free Republic and Overclockers Australia. It has been debunked on Snopes and other urban legends sites.

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the
swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been
likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

Though an old article the arrival is 2014.
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unpin this shit.
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the most exotic doom so far!
the "emperors" have no clothes!
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Dude, the article was written three years ago!

The dust has long since settled.
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Wow, can you be more ignorant
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Praise The Holy Of Holy :: I have a question ! How can you look at something coming at you at the speed of light ? Wouldn't it get here with the light you are looking at ?
Holy, holy,holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.Praise the one who gives you peace beyond all understanding Yes that scripture still sounds good !
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Praise The Holy Of Holy :: I have a question ! How can you look at something coming at you at the speed of light ? Wouldn't it get here with the light you are looking at ?
 Quoting: wing-ed

I already pointed that out. this alone exposes it all as BS (nevermind the fact that it makes no sense anyway)
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So, the galactic equivalent of flesh eating bacteria, huh?

That's one way to get rid of that parasitic creature man!
how efficient of the universe!
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I remember when this story first spread.

It was established back then that even if the existence of said cloud were true, it is simply too far away to arrive within even several of our lifetimes.

Things don't whip around galaxies like Star Trek.
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heres a dust cloud for you s226
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well in that case I just got to schedule a couple more trips to thailand and those LBFM /w thai sticks.

I am negotating with a doctor for 25 aids and hep c tests. Kinda a package deal. 24 hour turn around.
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"Dalak the terrible".

Hi Dalak great to see you. Monster great!!
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SHOULD I KILL MY SELF NOW?


I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL 2014.

MAYBE I CAN KILL OTHERS BEFORE MY SELF.

SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPENS, WHEN SHIT IS PINNED.
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