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Hello, I am a Pleiadian.

 
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Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Hi I am a Pleiadian.

I know most of you will not beleve in me,
but you will just have to take my word for it just now.

First i shall describe ourselves.
We are very much like yourselfs in physical apperance,
We have 2 eyes,1 nose,2 arms,2 legs and so on,
We all have very light skin,
Blonde/Light hair
blue and green eyes,
and range in height just the way you do.

Most of you have brown/black and fair hair because
you have been mixed with different beings from other
worlds which I shall explain later

Now, im not here to tell you that your planet is going to
end, nor am I here to say we are coming to take you all to
our planet because none is going to happen.
Im here just to let you know that we exist,
as we have shown ourselves to many people,
wether it be in your dream, in the sky or even
physical contact.

Most of you will not beleve
only because you dont want to
but thats the way we made you.

Yes, we are your creators
wether you beleve me or not, we are.
your religions are misinformation
by other beings who have visited your
plant in the many years, i regret to say.
Christianity, Islam and Hinduism
where all created by the annunaki and other beings
that you will not know about
The closest belief to ours is Buddhism

You were first created thousands and thousands of years ago
by my ancestor, after we found a planet suitable.
There have been many wars for your planet,
Ranging from the first thousand years humans were created
to 108AD

I will not go into too much detail because you do not need to know.

Anything you want answered ask me and ill be happy to.
--=LaZe=--

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02/18/2008 08:25 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
so give us some space tech then. I wanna be on mars yesterday!
It's time for us to fight back against these socialist scumbags

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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Hi I am a Pleiadian.

I know most of you will not beleve in me,
but you will just have to take my word for it just now.

First i shall describe ourselves.
We are very much like yourselfs in physical apperance,
We have 2 eyes,1 nose,2 arms,2 legs and so on,
We all have very light skin,
Blonde/Light hair
blue and green eyes,
and range in height just the way you do.

Most of you have brown/black and fair hair because
you have been mixed with different beings from other
worlds which I shall explain later

Now, im not here to tell you that your planet is going to
end, nor am I here to say we are coming to take you all to
our planet because none is going to happen.
Im here just to let you know that we exist,
as we have shown ourselves to many people,
wether it be in your dream, in the sky or even
physical contact.

Most of you will not beleve
only because you dont want to
but thats the way we made you.

Yes, we are your creators
wether you beleve me or not, we are.
your religions are misinformation
by other beings who have visited your
plant in the many years, i regret to say.
Christianity, Islam and Hinduism
where all created by the annunaki and other beings
that you will not know about
The closest belief to ours is Buddhism

You were first created thousands and thousands of years ago
by my ancestor, after we found a planet suitable.
There have been many wars for your planet,
Ranging from the first thousand years humans were created
to 108AD

I will not go into too much detail because you do not need to know.

Anything you want answered ask me and ill be happy to.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 374445


Well you talk the talk, but you dont come across as a Pledian, a spokesperson for them maybe, but I'll wager your 100% human.
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02/18/2008 08:29 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
so give us some space tech then. I wanna be on mars yesterday!
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Im sorry but we can not help you there.
You will have to create your own technology yourselves
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02/18/2008 08:29 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
sigh...
--=LaZe=--

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02/18/2008 08:33 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
so give us some space tech then. I wanna be on mars yesterday!


Im sorry but we can not help you there.
You will have to create your own technology yourselves
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It's time for us to fight back against these socialist scumbags

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02/18/2008 08:33 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
I have blond hair and blue eyes too, OMG!
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02/18/2008 08:33 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
When will WW3 start?
And what happens on 2012?
Why do we have souls?
What are your three sizes?
Are your females ugly or beautiful?
Do you have any Jedi's?
What about wookies? Are there any wookies out there (there was one in the Mars picture)?

5a
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02/18/2008 08:35 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
My the force be with you
It's time for us to fight back against these socialist scumbags

fighting_weapon@hotmail.com
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02/18/2008 08:36 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
So in you advanced technology, they don't have spellcheck?
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Hi I am a Pleiadian.

I know most of you will not beleve in me,
but you will just have to take my word for it just now.

First i shall describe ourselves.
We are very much like yourselfs in physical apperance,
We have 2 eyes,1 nose,2 arms,2 legs and so on,
We all have very light skin,
Blonde/Light hair
blue and green eyes,
and range in height just the way you do.

Most of you have brown/black and fair hair because
you have been mixed with different beings from other
worlds which I shall explain later

Now, im not here to tell you that your planet is going to
end, nor am I here to say we are coming to take you all to
our planet because none is going to happen.
Im here just to let you know that we exist,
as we have shown ourselves to many people,
wether it be in your dream, in the sky or even
physical contact.

Most of you will not beleve
only because you dont want to
but thats the way we made you.

Yes, we are your creators
wether you beleve me or not, we are.
your religions are misinformation
by other beings who have visited your
plant in the many years, i regret to say.
Christianity, Islam and Hinduism
where all created by the annunaki and other beings
that you will not know about
The closest belief to ours is Buddhism

You were first created thousands and thousands of years ago
by my ancestor, after we found a planet suitable.
There have been many wars for your planet,
Ranging from the first thousand years humans were created
to 108AD

I will not go into too much detail because you do not need to know.

Anything you want answered ask me and ill be happy to.


Well you talk the talk, but you dont come across as a Pledian, a spokesperson for them maybe, but I'll wager your 100% human.
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No, I am not a spokesperson
All Pleiadians can contact Humans
Most of them do not
What have they got to gain ?
Afterall we know you better than you know yourselves
Jedi Knight
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02/18/2008 08:37 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
May the force be with you
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hf
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02/18/2008 08:37 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
so when you created us where did you get the template from (i.e are we creations using your modified DNA or did you modify us form orangutans since we share greater than 98.5% dna with them). My question is important since everything about us from the finer workings of individual cells through to our anatomy shows us that we have evolved on this planet from the very beginning. This is in conflict with your statement that says we are crossed with many other ET which is why we have different hair colours (this is just about the most ridculous statement I have ever heard)
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Listen Plei ...

This planet is an abomination and everything on it, under it, inside it and on top of it ... is an abomination.

Owning up to creating this abomination is quite big of you .... but might have been more useful at the inception of broadcast and electronic media ... when something could have been done.

Now its too little, too late. You should have tried harder.

If you cannot properly state WHY you're here and WHAT you intend to help with, then your voice is just more noise in an already cacophanistic nightmare and serves no purpose.

Each time one of you people from planet Zarni-whoop or the #d plane Anorak (where # = whatever density you feel is likely to more impressive to the eyes at the other end) come here, you talk a bunch of stuff that we already know. Is it helping?

Look around and you tell Me if its helping.

If you want to be useful, get up off your space ship posteriors, get your remote controlling, hidden messages, "well-intentioned"-mess-around-with-you-in-your-sleep messages onto a somewhat more TANGIBLE level that everyone could possibly relate to..

... and get down here and DO something using a broader range of ACTIONS than simply sitting at a keyboard typing it all out in the hopes that some human somewhere will suddenly have an idea that transforms this world into a magick-smajick zone of lala beads, bibles, monogamy and hymns for all eternity.

Otherwise you can just wait for us all to die before revealing that the correct answer was in fact ____________________

Have a nice day....
(I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today - for "some"! reason)
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02/18/2008 08:44 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
When will WW3 start?
And what happens on 2012?
Why do we have souls?
What are your three sizes?
Are your females ugly or beautiful?
Do you have any Jedi's?
What about wookies? Are there any wookies out there (there was one in the Mars picture)?

5a
 Quoting: Jedi Knight 375371


We do not know when world war 3 will start.
it will be upto humans to decide.

Nibru will cause very minor climate change
nothing more dramatic than whats happening now.

Your soul is what makes you unique
every one must have a soul

what do you mean by three sizes ?

our females range just like humans

No we do not have Jedi's

No we do not have wookies either
there is no living beings on Mars
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2008 08:51 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Umm... sorry sweetheart. There are A LOT of living beings on Mars. Everybody knows that.

Umm... sorry sweetheart. There are A LOT of living beings on Mars. Everybody knows that.

Umm... sorry sweetheart. There are A LOT of living beings on Mars. Everybody knows that.
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02/18/2008 08:51 AM
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Umm... sorry sweetheart. There are A LOT of living beings on Mars. Everybody knows that.

Umm... sorry sweetheart. There are A LOT of living beings on Mars. Everybody knows that.

Umm... sorry sweetheart. There are A LOT of living beings on Mars. Everybody knows that.
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Everybody?

I must have missed the memo
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02/18/2008 08:53 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Listen Plei ...

This planet is an abomination and everything on it, under it, inside it and on top of it ... is an abomination.

Owning up to creating this abomination is quite big of you .... but might have been more useful at the inception of broadcast and electronic media ... when something could have been done.

Now its too little, too late. You should have tried harder.

If you cannot properly state WHY you're here and WHAT you intend to help with, then your voice is just more noise in an already cacophanistic nightmare and serves no purpose.

Each time one of you people from planet Zarni-whoop or the #d plane Anorak (where # = whatever density you feel is likely to more impressive to the eyes at the other end) come here, you talk a bunch of stuff that we already know. Is it helping?

Look around and you tell Me if its helping.

If you want to be useful, get up off your space ship posteriors, get your remote controlling, hidden messages, "well-intentioned"-mess-around-with-you-in-your-sleep messages onto a somewhat more TANGIBLE level that everyone could possibly relate to..

... and get down here and DO something using a broader range of ACTIONS than simply sitting at a keyboard typing it all out in the hopes that some human somewhere will suddenly have an idea that transforms this world into a magick-smajick zone of lala beads, bibles, monogamy and hymns for all eternity.

Otherwise you can just wait for us all to die before revealing that the correct answer was in fact ____________________

Have a nice day....
(I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today - for "some"! reason)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 227259


You were the ones who have made it an "abomination"
i am sorry to say.
We do not control you, you have your own minds and souls,
you think for yourself just like any other living creature dose.

Your planet is your planet
would you prefer if we did not create you ?

You are our greatest inventions.
You have a purpose in this universe just like any other being.

I am here to say that we do exist, not only in your minds
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02/18/2008 08:57 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
An Aryan "superrace" planet no doubt and most religions have a pure spiritual source as their origin IMO.
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
so when you created us where did you get the template from (i.e are we creations using your modified DNA or did you modify us form orangutans since we share greater than 98.5% dna with them). My question is important since everything about us from the finer workings of individual cells through to our anatomy shows us that we have evolved on this planet from the very beginning. This is in conflict with your statement that says we are crossed with many other ET which is why we have different hair colours (this is just about the most ridculous statement I have ever heard)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351208


Yes you first were a template.
But after humans have been cross breeded
with other beings you have grew out that
template we once made you

The dark hair and eye colour comes from Lyrians.
I pointed this out because this is the most noticable
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02/18/2008 08:59 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Well I'm here to say "I'm Grumpy" and you are the guy heading up the complaints department.

Nice passing of the buck.

I guess I agreed to being here at some state of consciousness which I no longer am in touch with or focused upon. There are people on this planet that would like to see it improved but feel pretty impotent about the options available with which to do it.

In other words doing the best they can.

So when you Lump this abomination at the foot of humanity at large because its easy to sit in an ivory tower and point out all the shortcomings and failings without actually participating and assisting where the creation has discovered a few "glitches" and "bugs" ... it just reeks of ...

I don't even have the words for it.

Clearly you lack complete understanding of the situation.

But at least we know you exist hf

Have a nice existence.
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
This guy is no Pledian, nor is one talking through him. Dont bite! Poison worms.
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Good morning....well
i to am one.....but karnated here for this great awaking.....be glad to get back to Alcyone when this is over........how are things back in the 7 sisters....what planet in the system do you hail from........and how long does it take to transport back to the system.....how long have you been here this time...and are you an assignment here... we sure are having problems with them little greys.....though.....as you know there are those on the planet that will be making the jump to higher D.....but many will not.....can you tell everyone on this board what they can expect in the higher vibrations that are coming.....and what effect the alignment with the galactic center will have on the planet and her inhabitants.
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
does 2007 = 2012?
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Well I'm here to say "I'm Grumpy" and you are the guy heading up the complaints department.

Nice passing of the buck.

I guess I agreed to being here at some state of consciousness which I no longer am in touch with or focused upon. There are people on this planet that would like to see it improved but feel pretty impotent about the options available with which to do it.

In other words doing the best they can.

So when you Lump this abomination at the foot of humanity at large because its easy to sit in an ivory tower and point out all the shortcomings and failings without actually participating and assisting where the creation has discovered a few "glitches" and "bugs" ... it just reeks of ...

I don't even have the words for it.

Clearly you lack complete understanding of the situation.

But at least we know you exist hf

Have a nice existence.
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I am here to answer questions
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
I am here to answer questions
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You know as well as I do humans can't ask the appropriate questions. Tell them what they need to know and move on with your ego Pleadian.
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02/18/2008 09:11 AM
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
This guy is no Pledian, nor is one talking through him. Dont bite! Poison worms.
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Yeah and that too ...

But seriously ... what are "they" going to find out that they don't already know?

Oooooh be wery scawed of saying anything ... why? Why be afraid? What they going to do? Put me out of my misery for being disgruntled? Lets all collectively FEAR .... Lets FEAR the gubbermunt, lets FEAR the telephone, lets FEAR the post, lets FEAR the air, FEAR the water, FEAR your bed, FEAR sleep, FEAR FEAR FEAR.

Now its time for someone out there to FEAR my ire.
()()

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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
This guy is no Pledian, nor is one talking through him. Dont bite! Poison worms.


Yeah and that too ...

But seriously ... what are "they" going to find out that they don't already know?

Oooooh be wery scawed of saying anything ... why? Why be afraid? What they going to do? Put me out of my misery for being disgruntled? Lets all collectively FEAR .... Lets FEAR the gubbermunt, lets FEAR the telephone, lets FEAR the post, lets FEAR the air, FEAR the water, FEAR your bed, FEAR sleep, FEAR FEAR FEAR.

Now its time for someone out there to FEAR my ire.
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What in the holy fuck are you talking about ?
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
Good morning....well
i to am one.....but karnated here for this great awaking.....be glad to get back to Alcyone when this is over........how are things back in the 7 sisters....what planet in the system do you hail from........and how long does it take to transport back to the system.....how long have you been here this time...and are you an assignment here... we sure are having problems with them little greys.....though.....as you know there are those on the planet that will be making the jump to higher D.....but many will not.....can you tell everyone on this board what they can expect in the higher vibrations that are coming.....and what effect the alignment with the galactic center will have on the planet and her inhabitants.
 Quoting: Jahala 352167


Pleiadians come from the 5th planet from Taygeta our sun
our planet is not yet known to you.

It takes us around 2 hours 35 minutes

I have been here since 1915

No, there are many of us on Earth

There are no Greys on your planet

There is no 4th 5th 6th or 7th dimension it is again
disinformation

There will be no effect with the alignment
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
What in the holy fuck are you talking about ?
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Maybe the Pleiadian can answer that question.
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Re: Hello, I am a Pleiadian.
This guy is no Pledian, nor is one talking through him. Dont bite! Poison worms.


Yeah and that too ...

But seriously ... what are "they" going to find out that they don't already know?

Oooooh be wery scawed of saying anything ... why? Why be afraid? What they going to do? Put me out of my misery for being disgruntled? Lets all collectively FEAR .... Lets FEAR the gubbermunt, lets FEAR the telephone, lets FEAR the post, lets FEAR the air, FEAR the water, FEAR your bed, FEAR sleep, FEAR FEAR FEAR.

Now its time for someone out there to FEAR my ire.
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There is no need to fear

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