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(WINNERS ON PAGE 4--closed 2:00 A.M.)ANNUAL ST. PATRICK'S DAY CAPTION THREAD! Win Free Upgrade! | |
| The Oracle's Cookie Offer Upgrade  User ID: 55095935  United States03/17/2022 03:16 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | edited: 3-17-2022 CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL 2:00 A.M. EST (3-18-22) FOR THE BIG IRISH DRINKERS AMONG US! I wish everyone a truly GREEN St. Patrick's Day today! Being 1/2 Irish myself, I take this day seriously! RAISE ONE FOR THE GREEN!  Shout-out to NOLAangel for this great St. Patrick's Day GIF!! Beautiful! Thanks!  [link to youtu.be (secure)]   ANY MEMBERS WISHING TO KICK-IN ANOTHER UPGRADE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! end edits ST. PATRICK'S DAY TODAY! WE'LL HAVE OUR 55TH CAPTION CONTEST TO CELEBRATE!  I will do a FREE 1-month up-grade for the best caption to 1 or all the 3 pics w/ Mr. Puggums and Jack Nicholson's "drinking to celebrate St. Patrick's Day." You can have Jack discussing ANYTHING with his bartender "FlOYD" that you wish, but you need to try to make it funny. The more creative the BETTER! (Note: Please keep your responses CLEAN, o.k.) I monitor my contests. CONTEST IS OPEN UNTIL MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 3-17-2022 You'll need to have at least a REGISTERED ACCOUNT (NO STAR) to get the free up-grade. Sorry I can't upgrade an A.C. A.C.'s are free to join-in, however, and I'll give them "Honorable Mention" for "best contribution!" ALREADY UP-GRADED GLP MEMBERS can receive green karma....So everyone wins for St. Patrick's Day!! WINNER FOR 1-MONTH UP-GRADE will receive the up-grade unless he/she declines or wishes to "gift" it to another GLP blue-name member. DECLINED UP-GRADE will be offered to one of the "honorable mentioned" winners. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE CRUDE OR FILTHY CAPTIONS--THEY WILL BE DELETED! Let's make St. Patrick's Day a 4-day Holiday this year! Green Beer for everyone! :Beer4volcano: Forget the Volcano...have a beer! 3 PICTURES TO CAPTION! No. 1 JACK NICHOLSON TALKS W/HIS IRISH BARTENDER:  (Education/discussion) USE OF THIS IMAGE IS Allowed under copyright law for public discussion. CAPTION EXAMPLE: "...Let me tell you, Lloyd....I'm IRISH you know" No. 2 IRISH PUG thinks of his sweetheart back in Ireland  USE OF THIS IMAGE IS allowed under copyright law for public discussion. CAPTION EXAMPLE: "Mr. Puggims always drinks a "St. Patty's beer" for the gal he left behind on the Emerald Isle." Just added this one: No. 3 IRISH PUB PUG PONDERS HIS GREEN BEER      Have fun and have a beautiful and safe St. Patty's Day!  The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 03/18/2022 02:22 AM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 03:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Red John User ID: 32488325  Canada03/17/2022 03:25 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | why is the bar empty? is everyone skeered I'm gonna pinch em for not wearing green? -_- we met online during the scamdemic can't wait until all travel restrictions are ended so we can have pizza and cookies together   oh hai! |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 03:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey Red John! Wunderful entries for sure! Always great to see yq! The Oracle's Cookie Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 03/17/2022 03:27 PM "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 03:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I almost used this for the caption contest...I guess we could have THREE PICS to choose from if you wish to use it! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 03:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The poor pug has NO THUMBS! lol! :AwwApuppy: The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "This might seem a wee bit crazy, Floyd, but I know from experience that the only way to get a leprechaun's gold... is to kill them" Sounds like something Jack would say! The "Gansta Jack!" Lol! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| St Tidbits the Odd User ID: 77547432 Canada03/17/2022 04:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | bump Soulless fake humans are already AI. They get triggered by particular words, symbols etc. They can't really bother about the meaning. They just look for the trigger words. Their language & comprehension skills are 0. Some bots have bods, others don't. Cara Is Spirit |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Just a reminder...I MONITOR MY THREADS. You KNOW who I mean. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| sevenx User ID: 19070531 United States03/17/2022 04:37 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And then I said "Here's Johnny, and then the B*tch went crazy!" No. 2 Would you just look at her? She says I am her sealmate! No. 3 That's it Karen, I'm pooping on your pillow. Right after this beer.  Happy St. Patrick's Day! Last Edited by sevenx on 03/17/2022 04:38 PM “It's hard not to feel happy when you make someone smile.” Roy T. Bennett _______ ~INFJ~ |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Wow!...It's pretty bad when even our little CAPTION CONTESTS are trying to be derailed.  The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Puggums....NOOOO! lol! That's more like it! Thanks for your caption. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. 1 Quoting: sevenx And then I said "Here's Johnny, and then the B*tch went crazy!" No. 2 Would you just look at her? She says I am her sealmate! No. 3 That's it Karen, I'm pooping on your pillow. Right after this beer. Happy St. Patrick's Day! Good one! Thanks! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'll try one! "You know Floyd....The Irish are gifted "seers." ...O.K. I'll show you this lemon...after I finish my drink ...It will tell us something about Ukraine!" The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| Deplorable Zenobia User ID: 81107037 United States03/17/2022 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Puggums....NOOOO! lol! That's more like it! Thanks for your caption. The Oracle's Cookie Just for fun, since I love your caption contests, O's C! For the Paddy Day pug... "Swear to gawd, I chased this rabbit (that's what us dogs do) down a hole, when I got stuck and had to back out, I came out looking like this. Somehow I found this worm hole to somewhere in County Cork, I decided to make the most of it and have a warm pint." And thought struggles against the results, trying to avoid those unpleasant results while keeping on with that way of thinking. That is what I call 'sustained incoherence.' ...David Bohm “How, O Zenobia, hast thou dared to insult Roman emperors?” ...Aurelian, 44th Emperor of the Roman Empire |
| Sleepy Night Owl User ID: 55466642 United States03/17/2022 04:52 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Out of green beer you say? Here comes Johnny! Last Edited by Sleepy Night Owl on 03/17/2022 04:58 PM TIME IS A TRICK... "The one in power makes law under which the colonized fall. Without God, it's just the blind leading the blind". ~ Prince, Colonized Mind Independent healer and distributor of obscure knowledge. |
| Sleepy Night Owl User ID: 55466642 United States03/17/2022 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No. 1 Quoting: sevenx And then I said "Here's Johnny, and then the B*tch went crazy!" No. 2 Would you just look at her? She says I am her sealmate! No. 3 That's it Karen, I'm pooping on your pillow. Right after this beer. Happy St. Patrick's Day! Good one! Thanks! The Oracle's Cookie    TIME IS A TRICK... "The one in power makes law under which the colonized fall. Without God, it's just the blind leading the blind". ~ Prince, Colonized Mind Independent healer and distributor of obscure knowledge. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh Puggums....NOOOO! lol! That's more like it! Thanks for your caption. The Oracle's Cookie Just for fun, since I love your caption contests, O's C! For the Paddy Day pug... "Swear to gawd, I chased this rabbit (that's what us dogs do) down a hole, when I got stuck and had to back out, I came out looking like this. Somehow I found this worm hole to somewhere in County Cork, I decided to make the most of it and have a warm pint." Zenobia!Cute! thanks! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| NotStarvingActress User ID: 81917740 United States03/17/2022 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.thepioneerwoman.com (secure)] Hope these 50 Irish jokes have you Dublin' over in LOL Especially the doggy pic wearing the green sunnies. Last Edited by NotStarvingActress on 03/17/2022 05:05 PM |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The thread is to share fun captions--lift folks spirits, right? You didn't leave a caption but a history of St. Patrick's Day which was a real DOWNER. True or not this is not my topic. Please take your history to one of the other St. Patrick's threads where it can be appreciated. You post was NOT appropriate. The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
| The Oracle's Cookie (OP) User ID: 55095935 United States03/17/2022 05:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Back at-cha Grandma! Hope you have a great day! The Oracle's Cookie "An evil enemy will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes." – Sun Tzu"...."DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK!" Thread: Partial crustal shift and the Sun / earth , new EARTH UNDER FIRE video pg 116 Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: UPdated Pg.2: Davinci Equinox Code 3:"What the EQUINOX SHADOW Knows"--Equinox Triggers and Solar Micro-Nova. |
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