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I am so fucking depressed right now...

 
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If you have a roof and fridge full of food that's it.
Stop having a pity party. Non of us are truly happy.
If you are single, clean up your act, join a internet singles group and search for a like companion.
Booze is a no no. Walk around the block several
times a day and thank God. You should be able to hand your problems over to a higher power. If you truly hand them over he has them not you. If you are un-employed get a job. View your glass as half full not empty. GOOD LUCK! Laughter is the best medicine.

If you are single...? Why does everyone need a significant other? Some of us are happy enough with ourselves without needing to use another human being to complete us.

True. I could seriously do with some fuck-buddies though to have fun with. That's one of my new, positive non-depressive goals!
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I have fought depression and the best thing to do is not what you really want to do.

1- take a shower

2- clear your thoughts period - don't think at all

3- look for the best movie you can find

4- if you mom is alive go have a talk

5- if anyone you know has small children go visit and just watch the children. think about simple things like the play of children.

6- I will leave you with this, it's never as bad as you think and all you need is a small ray of light to walk small steps at a time toward!

Greetings,
I come In Peace. This is the best advise I have read. I hate being depressed. Knowledge gives power. So, since I do suffer from periods of depression I pay attention to classic signs. The first. It seems all I want to do is sleep. Second I no longer care about my personal hygiene. Third I begin to isolate. This allows me to think more thoughts. It then becomes a downward spiral. If you are an individual who suffers from depression know this what you feel is real. It is not comfortable. More than likely it will not just go away. So what do I do when things are not comfortable. I change it. I get up. I take a shower,I brush my teeth. I take care of me. I look in the mirror I see the good as well as the bad. I focus on the good. I make my good gooder. I leave the bad behind. I tell myself just how cool I am. I convince myself. This convinces others. I clear my thoughts. If you are as myself and cannot sit thru a movie do what I am doing right now. Communicate do not isolate. I have no clocks in my house. I have one large clock on my front porch. The neighbors use it also as a time piece. In my home if you are (depending on the circumstance)asking the time. Well, sir there is a clock on the front porch may I suggest you get a breath of not so fresh air. I come in Peace. I now leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.
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I feel you brother and we have fought and do fight the same demon!

I agree with all you have said! I have stayed in bed for 3 days at a time. You have to get up and get going. You have to make yourself do a 180 of what you want to do.

Walks in the park and being around happy people help. The number one thing to do is tell yourself how good you are and stay away from negative people. Stay away from people that have brought you pain. They know your buttons and the demons allow them to hit you time after time!

ice
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Heroine, meth, coke, extacy, alcohol. All wonderful ways to escape depression for a little while. Untill you start coming down from it. Then you're even more depressed. But if you date a cook for the stuff, you're set.
:evilneko:


Greetings Spectrum Blue,
I come in Peace. I would think if you were to date a criminal you would want to date the Porn King. I assure you there is much more legal/illegal money in 10 pounds of child pornography/slavery than in ten pounds of controlled substances such as the ones you described above. I can assure you the King is worth much more than his cook or his kitchen manager. I say if it is your desire to be a criminal marry for money and love the pool boy. If you have money if you choose you are then able to have both worlds. Just a thought. I come in Peace. I leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.
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Are you being sarcastic, or are you really taking me seriously?

I ask because I need to figure out if I should stick a disclaimer after my posts stating whether I'm joking or not.
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Heroine, meth, coke, extacy, alcohol. All wonderful ways to escape depression for a little while. Untill you start coming down from it. Then you're even more depressed. But if you date a cook for the stuff, you're set.
:evilneko:


Greetings Spectrum Blue,
I come in Peace. I would think if you were to date a criminal you would want to date the Porn King. I assure you there is much more legal/illegal money in 10 pounds of child pornography/slavery than in ten pounds of controlled substances such as the ones you described above. I can assure you the King is worth much more than his cook or his kitchen manager. I say if it is your desire to be a criminal marry for money and love the pool boy. If you have money if you choose you are then able to have both worlds. Just a thought. I come in Peace. I leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.


Are you being sarcastic, or are you really taking me seriously?

I ask because I need to figure out if I should stick a disclaimer after my posts stating whether I'm joking or not.
 Quoting: Spectrum Blue


I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?
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Greetings,
I come In Peace. This is the best advise I have read. I hate being depressed. Knowledge gives power. So, since I do suffer from periods of depression I pay attention to classic signs. The first. It seems all I want to do is sleep. Second I no longer care about my personal hygiene. Third I begin to isolate. This allows me to think more thoughts. It then becomes a downward spiral. If you are an individual who suffers from depression know this what you feel is real. It is not comfortable. More than likely it will not just go away. So what do I do when things are not comfortable. I change it. I get up. I take a shower,I brush my teeth. I take care of me. I look in the mirror I see the good as well as the bad. I focus on the good. I make my good gooder. I leave the bad behind. I tell myself just how cool I am. I convince myself. This convinces others. I clear my thoughts. If you are as myself and cannot sit thru a movie do what I am doing right now. Communicate do not isolate. I have no clocks in my house. I have one large clock on my front porch. The neighbors use it also as a time piece. In my home if you are (depending on the circumstance)asking the time. Well, sir there is a clock on the front porch may I suggest you get a breath of not so fresh air. I come in Peace. I now leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.
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bump
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Two words: Man up
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Try this, even if you don't feel like it. Help someone else, no matter how small or insignificant your help seems to you -- help the little old lady cross the street, give the next stranger a smile even if you think you don't have it in you, feed the birds some breadcrumbs, something other than your current misery. Getting lost in self when you feel miserable and scared is a sucky place to stay. Whatever experience you are going through right now prepares you for something else. Hope it helps you walk through the swamplands of the soul.
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Heroine, meth, coke, extacy, alcohol. All wonderful ways to escape depression for a little while. Untill you start coming down from it. Then you're even more depressed. But if you date a cook for the stuff, you're set.
:evilneko:


Greetings Spectrum Blue,
I come in Peace. I would think if you were to date a criminal you would want to date the Porn King. I assure you there is much more legal/illegal money in 10 pounds of child pornography/slavery than in ten pounds of controlled substances such as the ones you described above. I can assure you the King is worth much more than his cook or his kitchen manager. I say if it is your desire to be a criminal marry for money and love the pool boy. If you have money if you choose you are then able to have both worlds. Just a thought. I come in Peace. I leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.


Are you being sarcastic, or are you really taking me seriously?

I ask because I need to figure out if I should stick a disclaimer after my posts stating whether I'm joking or not.


I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?
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I come in strife, conflict and slight depression. I leave laughing. lmao
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
"I am so fucking depressed right now..."

Gee, I thought that was normal. Seriously though: get out of the house and go for a long walk.
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You are at a Point of Change in your Life.

Once all the Illusions are cast off

You will emerge like a Butterfly from a Cacoon
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Pity party over....go help someone besides your small, greedy self.....works everytime
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Be happy, look on the bright side AT LEAST YOUR NOT IN GAZA being starved and bombed!
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Spoken like a true moron. Quite simply, I rest my case.
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Did the op ever weigh in again? I skimmed, there's some great advice, so I'll just add that surprisingly, tiredness and depression are symptoms of dehydration.

So drink more water and wash out all those negative emotions from your body. Yeah, it can be that simple.
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I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?
 Quoting: iam_ur@


A simple yes or no would suffice.

And I suppose I rely too much on that smiley to try to let people know that it wasn't meant in the context they might take it.

Besides, it's too cold to fish.

Oh and, there have been people who tend to take my seriously, and also tend to insult me in the manner you have in your previous post. So I wouldn't be surprised if you were serious. The difference between you and me, is, you have no adorable googley eyed devil cat smiley to try to convey the sarcasm of the post.
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Go for an hour walk every day.....and actually look at your surroundings. Try to memorise each individual tree, each house, color, clouds, dirt paths, ants etc.

Walking allows your mind to heal and get perspective again...plus that small release of endorphins assist in lifting the spirits. Dont stuff headphones into your ears....the thing is to gain peace, meditate, reflect and allow all those thoughts to be considered and at the same time problem solved where possible.
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if you dont own a dog, go borrow one or buy one. pets take away your emotional pain.
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wtf are you depressed about then?
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I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?


A simple yes or no would suffice.

And I suppose I rely too much on that smiley to try to let people know that it wasn't meant in the context they might take it.

Besides, it's too cold to fish.

Oh and, there have been people who tend to take my seriously, and also tend to insult me in the manner you have in your previous post. So I wouldn't be surprised if you were serious. The difference between you and me, is, you have no adorable googley eyed devil cat smiley to try to convey the sarcasm of the post.
 Quoting: Spectrum Blue


Since I am far from simple. I will answer your question.
Yes, I believe you were being sarcastic.

I also know from personal experience that depression is a serious thing. So, many turn to drugs to fix it. Many of the drugs used for depression if persons would read the side effects cause the same anxietys the same symptoms most are trying to relieve. Be legal or illegal. I am not denying that for some drugs may be the answer. Depression in my family has taken the lives of several. I am determined to break that chain. Knowledge of depression has given me a way to break this chain. I am now 50. I have broken a chain. PEACE TO YOU.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm right there with you OP.

On Tuesday night my girlfriend decided to dump me completely out of nowhere. I had no idea there was anything wrong. So i gather up all my stuff in a trash bag and head out into the dark rainy night outside. Guess What? My fucking car won't start. To top it off i have mono and i've had the flu twice so far this year. Fuck 2008. Fuck girls. Fuck everything.
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm right there with you OP.

On Tuesday night my girlfriend decided to dump me completely out of nowhere. I had no idea there was anything wrong. So i gather up all my stuff in a trash bag and head out into the dark rainy night outside. Guess What? My fucking car won't start. To top it off i have mono and i've had the flu twice so far this year. Fuck 2008. Fuck girls. Fuck everything.
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Fuck husbands.
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i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?
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Hmmm....

Well, after all, you "chose" to be here for such a time as this. And if memory serves me, you will NEVER be given more than you can handle....
Maybe this time is one of those "times of profound learning"? You know, the kind that end up giving us new direction, so to speak. There is also a great awareness being unleashed upon the world right now. This is leading to a great confusion by many. As things around us are changing with the tides, so are we. Our job in the midst of adversity is to find purpose and meaning to the madness we find ourselves woven into. You have heard the term "ask and it shall be given to you"? Part right. Where it's wrong is we cant just ask. We have to seek. Earnestly and with ALL our hearts. It is then when the purpose is to be revealed. Every time. No exception.

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I will ask you the same. Are you being sarcastic or are you really taking me seriously? Could it be I am the one who needs to post a disclaimer? Could it be you as well as myself should learn to tell a better joke? Could it be you were fishing and I threw you a fish?


A simple yes or no would suffice.

And I suppose I rely too much on that smiley to try to let people know that it wasn't meant in the context they might take it.

Besides, it's too cold to fish.

Oh and, there have been people who tend to take my seriously, and also tend to insult me in the manner you have in your previous post. So I wouldn't be surprised if you were serious. The difference between you and me, is, you have no adorable googley eyed devil cat smiley to try to convey the sarcasm of the post.


Since I am far from simple. I will answer your question.
Yes, I believe you were being sarcastic.

I also know from personal experience that depression is a serious thing. So, many turn to drugs to fix it. Many of the drugs used for depression if persons would read the side effects cause the same anxietys the same symptoms most are trying to relieve. Be legal or illegal. I am not denying that for some drugs may be the answer. Depression in my family has taken the lives of several. I am determined to break that chain. Knowledge of depression has given me a way to break this chain. I am now 50. I have broken a chain. PEACE TO YOU.
 Quoting: iam_ur@


I have a problem with depression also. Almost everyday I fight it. And yes, I also have turned to drugs mostly the light opiates such as lortab, to escape. Though my depression actually does have a cause. Something that really can't be fixed.

I also know people who have used heroine to escape their depression and also their past. I have seen the high and the come down in those people and both scared the hell out of me.

I have been taught from an early age to joke even when I am in severe pain and to also joke about things that scare me.
I suppose that's why not many people get my sense of humor.
My friends used to get pissed whenever I joked about what music I'd like played at my funeral.

I suppose I should realize that people aren't used to dark humor.
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You are depressed because you don't have money. Make money and you will be happy.
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You are depressed because you don't have money. Make money and you will be happy.
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I was in your state of mind circa 2003-04. I was able to turn it around and I've been on an upswing ever since. The thing that helped me was practicing EFT, Emotional Freedom Technique. You can read about it at emofree.com and watch a short video. Nothing to buy, just download the free manual that tells you how to do it. If you're sincere and apply yourself to this, you'll get results. I still get times where things seem bleak (like when I think of any of the three candidates who will be our next president!) but a few rounds of EFT clears it up. Do it.
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I have fought depression and the best thing to do is not what you really want to do.

1- take a shower

2- clear your thoughts period - don't think at all

3- look for the best movie you can find

4- if you mom is alive go have a talk

5- if anyone you know has small children go visit and just watch the children. think about simple things like the play of children.

6- I will leave you with this, it's never as bad as you think and all you need is a small ray of light to walk small steps at a time toward!

Greetings,
I come In Peace. This is the best advise I have read. I hate being depressed. Knowledge gives power. So, since I do suffer from periods of depression I pay attention to classic signs. The first. It seems all I want to do is sleep. Second I no longer care about my personal hygiene. Third I begin to isolate. This allows me to think more thoughts. It then becomes a downward spiral. If you are an individual who suffers from depression know this what you feel is real. It is not comfortable. More than likely it will not just go away. So what do I do when things are not comfortable. I change it. I get up. I take a shower,I brush my teeth. I take care of me. I look in the mirror I see the good as well as the bad. I focus on the good. I make my good gooder. I leave the bad behind. I tell myself just how cool I am. I convince myself. This convinces others. I clear my thoughts. If you are as myself and cannot sit thru a movie do what I am doing right now. Communicate do not isolate. I have no clocks in my house. I have one large clock on my front porch. The neighbors use it also as a time piece. In my home if you are (depending on the circumstance)asking the time. Well, sir there is a clock on the front porch may I suggest you get a breath of not so fresh air. I come in Peace. I now leave in Peace. May you to find Peace.



I feel you brother and we have fought and do fight the same demon!

I agree with all you have said! I have stayed in bed for 3 days at a time. You have to get up and get going. You have to make yourself do a 180 of what you want to do.

Walks in the park and being around happy people help. The number one thing to do is tell yourself how good you are and stay away from negative people. Stay away from people that have brought you pain. They know your buttons and the demons allow them to hit you time after time!

ice
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Thanks, guys. I needed this soo bad. Depression is an evil curse in our family. I thought I had escaped until I got sideswiped with severe post partum depression eight years ago...it's been a struggle ever since.

I especially enjoyed the line about watching little children. I am convinced that my two boys have kept me from going over the edge, so to speak. Sometimes my two-year old just comes up to me with the biggest smile.

It's neat how you find a helping hand in the oddest of places. And GLP is pretty odd, but in a cool way. God has a sense of humor, because there are encouraging things to be found even on THIS board.
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Your problem op is that you do not have enough money. Money makes people happy consumers. Without money you are failing to live up to your roll in the matrix and therefore are rejected as being worthy of love.


sorry
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when you'r down and out ,stop concentrating onwhat you do not have.instead concentrate on what you do have..make a list of your good side. .....make a list of every single good thing in your life..down to the toenail clippers..be complete.....this is when it get tought.ask god to show u better way in life...repeat this often daily many times .. Beloved; I Knew you when you were still in your mothers womb.The hairs on your head are numbered......Beloved ;I have not left you says the Lord ....Return to me,for You are mine, says the Lord...He wants the good for us..The lord said .Beoved i will be with you always,even in the tribulation,which will try mens souls.. to show you the way to go.....remember these things ..privately and alone get down on you knees and ponder these things..and return spritually to Your Lord..open your Bible and read over and over that all mankind have went through difficulties.Hard times will come, the rainy days will come for all in a life time..look around and see what you do have have and thank your lord every time good oppuotunies arrive..and then start using the good to make it even better ..build on what you have got. stay with your lord all the day of your lif..he knows you are not a saint.just try to be best that you can..
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Thanks, guys. I needed this soo bad. Depression is an evil curse in our family. I thought I had escaped until I got sideswiped with severe post partum depression eight years ago...it's been a struggle ever since.

I especially enjoyed the line about watching little children. I am convinced that my two boys have kept me from going over the edge, so to speak. Sometimes my two-year old just comes up to me with the biggest smile.

It's neat how you find a helping hand in the oddest of places. And GLP is pretty odd, but in a cool way. God has a sense of humor, because there are encouraging things to be found even on THIS board.




Evil curses need to be exorcised.

If you fail to get deliverance, it will be passed on to your offspring - That's the bad news.

The Good News is that Jesus has come to set the captive free!

Believe it - Receive it - Live it!

[link to www.logoschristian.org]
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Sorry, here it is again within the proper quote context:

Thanks, guys. I needed this soo bad. Depression is an evil curse in our family. I thought I had escaped until I got sideswiped with severe post partum depression eight years ago...it's been a struggle ever since.

I especially enjoyed the line about watching little children. I am convinced that my two boys have kept me from going over the edge, so to speak. Sometimes my two-year old just comes up to me with the biggest smile.

It's neat how you find a helping hand in the oddest of places. And GLP is pretty odd, but in a cool way. God has a sense of humor, because there are encouraging things to be found even on THIS board.
 Quoting: butterfly_jane75 389959





Evil curses need to be exorcised.

If you fail to get deliverance, it will be passed on to your offspring - That's the bad news.

The Good News is that Jesus has come to set the captive free!

Believe it - Receive it - Live it!

[link to www.logoschristian.org]

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