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I am so fucking depressed right now...

 
Anonymous Coward
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i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?
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As John Belushi said in Animal House "drink...drink heavily' :)
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04/18/2010 05:45 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
only when things are taken away... does not mean material things. It could be a person/relationship.

My advice is to go to your doctor. All this advice people are giving you is nice. However, depression is a medical condition as well.


I wish you the best. We have all been down but sometimes its a little more then we can handle on our own.

be well
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04/18/2010 05:55 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
If you have a roof and fridge full of food that's it.
Stop having a pity party. Non of us are truly happy.
If you are single, clean up your act, join a internet singles group and search for a like companion.
Booze is a no no. Walk around the block several
times a day and thank God. You should be able to hand your problems over to a higher power. If you truly hand them over he has them not you. If you are un-employed get a job. View your glass as half full not empty. GOOD LUCK! Laughter is the best medicine.
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something happened in your life that really made you blow the fucking roof off, didn't it?
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?


As John Belushi said in Animal House "drink...drink heavily' :)
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Cannabis + DMT for interdimensional flight. sick of earth? Why not visit nebagan000bi?
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04/18/2010 06:09 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
peace hf tomato
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04/28/2010 02:31 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
a so called friend of mine turned out to be a fucking liar
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 383648

fuck the depression, i can't stand it either, even if everything goes well, i still feel like shit, it has been so for more than five years and the drugs don't work, ok naril worked, but i cant obtain it anymore. i need some relief for fuck's sake. anyways good luck for you!
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05/25/2010 03:40 PM

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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Be happy, look on the bright side AT LEAST YOUR NOT IN GAZA being starved and bombed!
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Exactly! You are not some innocent Israeli child awaiting a Hamas suicide bomber to come to your school.
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07/24/2010 10:32 PM
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peace hf tomato
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oh
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07/24/2010 10:40 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 383648

There is no long term solution
You have to battle yourself everyday
Or so it seams at first
Try think of what you are thinking about
Then think about why you ar thinking about it
Have a beer or something
listen
Music is your freind allso


hf
It will be ok
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07/24/2010 11:27 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
No it won't. I don't know why people think depressed people want to hear platitudes. They don't fucking help. If you want perspective, I'm broke. Unemployed. My wife of 25 years hasn't had sex with me for the last thirteen years. I basically live in my basement and my wife lives upstairs. I'm not depressed. I'm fucking ecstatic. I pray for God to take me home every fucking night and the cocksucker keeps me around to torture. I'm his personal little fuckbuddy, so if you want depressed, come try my fucking life. : )
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07/24/2010 11:40 PM
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No it won't. I don't know why people think depressed people want to hear platitudes. They don't fucking help. If you want perspective, I'm broke. Unemployed. My wife of 25 years hasn't had sex with me for the last thirteen years. I basically live in my basement and my wife lives upstairs. I'm not depressed. I'm fucking ecstatic. I pray for God to take me home every fucking night and the cocksucker keeps me around to torture. I'm his personal little fuckbuddy, so if you want depressed, come try my fucking life. : )
 Quoting: Skipper 907734


I'm in the same boat, except I'm single but add a couple years of drugs (mostly feeling like shit all the time)and being cheated on. (she slept with a retarted number of guys)

All this takes its toll, I couldn't leave the house for 6 months and didn't see the sun.

Still have no friends but hey, I'm six months closer to finally being out of this mess.

Pray. And hang on.
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07/24/2010 11:42 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 383648

happiness is overrated. seek peace and understanding.
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07/24/2010 11:44 PM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Be grateful you're alive and that you are amongst a ton of great people. Just because they might not be in your direct environment in the moment, know that they are there and many do care about you. Society can get the best of souls - know that you are never stuck and you always have within you the ability to shift your point of view on the drop of a dime.

Much Love and Be Well : )
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Be grateful you're alive and that you are amongst a ton of great people. Just because they might not be in your direct environment in the moment, know that they are there and many do care about you. Society can get the best of souls - know that you are never stuck and you always have within you the ability to shift your point of view on the drop of a dime.

Much Love and Be Well : )
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 857468


See, that's what I mean. What the fuck does all that frivel mean? Who cares? No one in my immediate vicinity is about right. I got dropped here in the middle of this shitty little town, not a friend here at all. Shift my point of view to what? Oh, I got my health> Lol, no I don't. I have a hernia that needs fixed and don't have the money for the fucking operation. All I pray for is for it to go gangrenous and get me out of this shithole I'm in.
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07/25/2010 12:32 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
thank god you're depressed, the options are limited.
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07/25/2010 12:35 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
thank god you're depressed, the options are limited.
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No, shit, Sherlock.
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07/25/2010 12:37 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
i have so much fucking depression going on in my life right now and i am seriously at rock bottom...i know you must go thru hell to reach heaven but damn it man this fucking time of my life is sooo fucking shitty...anyone know the solution to achieving happiness?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 383648


Yes.

Don't be depressed.
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07/25/2010 12:41 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
That's what they make bootstraps for.

If you don't know how to work a fucking bootstrap then there is no hope for you.

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07/25/2010 12:41 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
The only thing keeping me from eating a bullet is my pet cat. Having an animal you love will keep you going even when life turns to shit.
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i was depressed in 2008 to why is this thread revived 2 years later??????????????????
All the worlds a stage we are merely players, performers and portrayers
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
The only thing keeping me from eating a bullet is my pet cat. Having an animal you love will keep you going even when life turns to shit.
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My cat knows how to shoot so if it were me, I would not make it the beneficiary of your will.
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07/25/2010 12:53 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
Be happy, look on the bright side AT LEAST YOUR NOT IN GAZA being starved and bombed!

only when i get something taken away from me is when i want it the most...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 383648

op i lost many things on that score.career,job,friends,self respect,marriage.You name it ,i lost it.

I dont have any advice to you,just exercise and listen music
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
how is video supposed to help with depression? i'm richer than 75% of the world? that is the saddest thing ever. are there really that many people that don't have shelter? i guess if you don't care about others that video is uplifting...


A.) Identify what it is that is making you unhappy:
- Journal
- Take a walk
- Talk to a close friend
- Do some art work/listen/play music

B.) Identify the things that you can and cannot control
- Map out the steps nesseccery for you to change the things you can

C.) Treat yourself to you favorite food, or something else you can find pleasure in.

D.) Watch this video:


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“If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.” Bill Hicks
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07/25/2010 01:07 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
the op wrote this almost 2 and a half years ago, he probably aint depressed anymore.or maybe hes dead. who knows
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07/25/2010 01:13 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
The road to happiness can be long and twisted OP.
For me it has taken years involving refinding my inner child (this has been crucial), identifying and facing your inner demons or shadows, whatever you call them.

Walks in the nature, or just walks is good.
Do something good for yourself like starting with yoga, it works miracles.

Have someone confident near you to talk with about your process.

Don't give up OP and you will get where you want.

Good luck.
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EffenJerk

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07/25/2010 01:15 AM
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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
the op wrote this almost 2 and a half years ago, he probably aint depressed anymore.or maybe hes dead. who knows
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047805


He might be in a 2.5 year rut. Sometimes depression can have a positive feedback effect like that. If not then it gives everyone else a chance to dispense advice to some poor sap, thusly giving themselves a modicum more of a superiority feeling.

Last Edited by EffenJerk on 07/25/2010 01:15 AM
Cimbrian

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Re: I am so fucking depressed right now...
the op wrote this almost 2 and a half years ago, he probably aint depressed anymore.or maybe hes dead. who knows
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1047805


Oops, I didn't see that. Anyway, what I wrote aint wrong at least.
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