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BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!

 
Pedro
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03/03/2008 07:25 AM
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BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
I ate spaghetti ragu last night, went to bed thinking all was well in the house.

I woke up around 30 minutes ago to find a smell of garlic lingering in the kitchen and the central heating on!

And so it begins..
pedro (OP)
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03/03/2008 07:27 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
... Ask me a question!
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 07:28 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Garlic cries out for a bottle of wine. Enjoy.
pedro (OP)
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03/03/2008 07:31 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
I had the wine last night. It was nice. Just one large glass of it. The rest of the bottle went into the making of the Ragu sauce.

But... and its a big BUT... My house STILL smells of garlic! And i haven't turned the central heating off because i'm writing on here! hiding
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 07:36 AM
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are u mexikan?
pedro (OP)
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03/03/2008 07:38 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
No.
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03/03/2008 07:39 AM
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No.
 Quoting: pedro 382529



Breath into your hand and smell it.
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 07:44 AM
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Ragu sauce with garlic and wine. Large glass of wine. Good nights sleep. House smells of garlic next day. Sounds like heaven to me. You should be ready to answer any question.
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 07:44 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
I ate spaghetti ragu last night, went to bed thinking all was well in the house.

I woke up around 30 minutes ago to find a smell of garlic lingering in the kitchen and the central heating on!

And so it begins..
 Quoting: Pedro 382529

Yuck. Garlic is my worst smell in the world. I hates it! I hate the smell of lavender too. I must be a vampire!!
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 07:50 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Try OUST. OUST elimates household odors.
pedro (OP)
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03/03/2008 07:50 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
When i smelt my hand my eyes watered.
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 07:52 AM
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fuck what people say ITS a good smell
pedro (OP)
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03/03/2008 08:26 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
But the central heating is still on, and the smell is still here!
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 08:29 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
It's not the house, it's your breath! That's why you're smelling everywhere you go. Garlic fumes from your gut. Try some fresh parsley. Natural stinkybreathinator.
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 08:35 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
It's not the house, it's your breath! That's why you're smelling everywhere you go. Garlic fumes from your gut. Try some fresh parsley. Natural stinkybreathinator.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 368254


Better yet, have a good dump. You notice the smell leave your body and end up in the toidy.
Anonymous Coward
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03/03/2008 08:37 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Safely, Light a candle and it takes the oder away.
pedro (OP)
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03/03/2008 08:42 AM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
I will go to the toilet and do a poo to see if that helps. If not, there is a local corner shop which probably sells parsley. I'll eat that too. But if the smell is still here after all that, i'll consider switching the central heating off and moving to another house! tomato
Old Geezer
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03/03/2008 04:38 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
The odor of garlic (and onions and curry) also comes out of the pores in your skin.
STOP EATING GARLIC-IT STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aumon Haht Fith Ashai

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03/03/2008 05:27 PM
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hey, its not so bad... atleast you wont have to worry about vampires tonight...

or any burglars that have Acid Reflux
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pedro (OP)
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03/04/2008 12:48 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Well to keep you updated, the smell disappeared finally this morning. Right now i am reheating the Ragu sauce in a saucepan, and i can smell garlic again!

And the central heating is back on because its become significanlty cold outside!

And it all begins again...

Ask me a question if you like!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/04/2008 07:22 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
bump
Ok, i have eaten it all. And the smell is here. So i'm going to bed because I'm very very scared right now!

I will smell it tomorrow i think, with the heating on full blast. I don't know how much more of this i can take?! hiding
Anonymous Coward
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03/04/2008 07:23 PM
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BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
 Quoting: Pedro 382529

I read it as BREAKING NEWS! My Dick Smells of Garlic!
Anonymous Coward
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03/04/2008 07:23 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Are you French?
pedro (OP)
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03/04/2008 07:35 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Am i French? No.
mike
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03/04/2008 07:37 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS! My House Smells of Garlic!
Burn a candle or two or three -- takes care of most every odor, even cigarette smoke -- AMAZING I TELL YOU!

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