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ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 326961
3/4/2008 5:19 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
I think its unfair to say all gun owners and cowboys are gay but sadly it probably is. I think its fairer to say all gun owners are sissies but that is obvious. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 211249

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385569
3/4/2008 5:19 PM

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351823
3/4/2008 5:20 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
Seriously I dont understand your thought process. Go suck a cops schlong and depend on him to protect you or something.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385600
3/4/2008 5:21 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
[link to www.google.bg] Quoting: Anonymous Coward 385600 THAT IS TOTALY AMAZING LOOK HOW THE GAY GUN OWNERS ARE GATHERING TOGETHER HOW MANY ARE MARRIED MEN WITH THAT SECRET PISTOL FETISH HOW MANY WANT A DOUBLE BARREL IN THEIR HANDS?

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3/4/2008 5:23 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

Why wouldn't some gun owners be gay? The gun is about as
powerful a phallic symbol as you can get.

And why do some people care about who and how they like to
fuck?

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385600
3/4/2008 5:24 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
Lets face it the false fundamentalists who try to persuade everyone they are christian are occultists so it stands to reason those right wing gun ownerz would be a gang of sissy boyz

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351823
3/4/2008 5:27 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
I have a proposition for you government dependants. Introduce me to your girlfriends and wives and I will how you how gay I am.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 331560
3/4/2008 5:29 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
Ha ha Ha .. you'll fuck a woman to prove your not gay..To funny.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351823
3/4/2008 5:29 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
LOL the Brinks Home security commercial just came on where the guy tries to break in and the husband of the house nearly shits his pants while his wife is on the phone talking to Brinks. Reminds me of what you dependants would do.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 351823
3/4/2008 5:31 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
Ha ha Ha .. you'll fuck a woman to prove your not gay..To funny. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331560 I dont have to prove anything I just think it would be nice to fuck your girlfriend

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 374927
3/4/2008 5:40 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

LOL the Brinks Home security commercial just came on where the guy tries to break in and the husband of the house nearly shits his pants while his wife is on the phone talking to Brinks. Reminds me of what you dependants would do.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351823

And you re-live that anxiety and fear depicted in that ad every day, so for comfort run your anxious fingers slowly down toward your hip over your barrel to reasure yourself and think its like some massive dick that can protect both your and your wifes manhood.

and in the end you end up worshiping dick because you idolised that thing that is hard long dependable and manly.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 211246
3/4/2008 6:20 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

LOL the Brinks Home security commercial just came on where the guy tries to break in and the husband of the house nearly shits his pants while his wife is on the phone talking to Brinks. Reminds me of what you dependants would do.

And you re-live that anxiety and fear depicted in that ad every day, so for comfort run your anxious fingers slowly down toward your hip over your barrel to reasure yourself and think its like some massive dick that can protect both your and your wifes manhood.

and in the end you end up worshiping dick because you idolised that thing that is hard long dependable and manly.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 374927

ROFL

GOOD ONE

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385668
3/4/2008 7:19 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
too true they all gay lesbian or male gays all of them some even have changed their sexes

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385668
3/4/2008 7:25 PM

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YES

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385690
3/4/2008 7:56 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
Most DEFINITELY!! The more guns they have and they more they talk about....PROOF they are GAY as GAY can be. Guns are phallic symbols for the males who either have severe erectile dysfunction or are VERY GAY, or at least doubt their masculinity.

Solar Guy
User ID: 374996
3/4/2008 8:02 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

A gun is a tool and like any tool it can be used improperly. To say someone is gay for having a gun, hammer or any other tool is stupid.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 310487
3/4/2008 8:03 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?	Quote
A gun is a tool and like any tool it can be used improperly. To say someone is gay for having a gun, hammer or any other tool is stupid. Quoting: Solar Guy NO it makes perfect sense you said its A TOOL there is another clue to the varicity of this post

Aumon Haht Fith Ashai
User ID: 375111
3/4/2008 8:04 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

OP is obviously an unattractive woman that was turned down by a guy with a cowboy hat and gun.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 351823

more like a 12-17 yr old boy that is just trollin'

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 385690
3/4/2008 8:14 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

I thought it was a well known fact that cowboys were Gay. On those long cattle drives, if they didn't do each other, they did the cattle... This has alwyas been the mysitique about cowboys....their "western: sexuality and preference for each other and livestock. There preoccupation with guns was due their guilt about their sexuaality..they wanted to appear macho.

Take their guns away...and they run like scared girlymen to their mothers.

Solar Guy
User ID: 374996
3/4/2008 8:23 PM

Re: ARE GUN OWNING COWBOYS REALLY GAY?

A gun is a tool and like any tool it can be used improperly. To say someone is gay for having a gun, hammer or any other tool is stupid.

NO it makes perfect sense
you said its A TOOL there is another clue to the varicity of this post

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 310487

varicity or veracity? Anyway, if a cowboy has a tool he is gay?

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

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