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me tel u now so u belive me 15 may

 
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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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salut...

excusez-moi...i speak english ++++pire/bad que chani...

i am à relire pour la 2ième fois chani et je vous donne des infos..it.s o.k.

je ne veux pas envahir le fil mais je donne la matière!

chani for my it is good spirit,info ect.

bonne lecture,amitié à tous ,vous ètes formidable!

s.v.p. pas de drapaux parce que je parle français,beaucoup d,heures de travail,je vous donne!merci.
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Si t'es francophone.. retourne à l'école.


Je connais la francaise puis tu es sans doute pas un canadian de souche ( anglais ou francais ). So maybe you should write in your first language !
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Boooom that's a good spot......



Here's the news link

[link to enenews.com]

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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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I've been thinking this too...... not so much debunked but if mnothing happens it will make me think now isn't the year.......


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Hope he's not gonna drive like this on 27th or it'll be doom on!!!


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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
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Obama accident before 27th


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I dont want to stop the party but..

[link to www.thewarningsecondcoming.com]

Can anyone comment the religious aspects of 'me tel u'?
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There is I think no "religious" aspect to this thread. You may look at the thread and try to find some meaning to your life or the "religion" you may have been taught.

Assuming from your avatar and your flag would have me believe you are from Poland, and therefore catholic. I watch some of those Polish people come into my holy place (that of course is when I visit), and I think as I see all those ethnic people walk down the aisle of how this god works his wonder in many ways.

I try to follow The Nazarene, The One from Judea. He I think has no favourites as he is just love. Someone created Him, and the Bible, and Koran thumpers, and the like can and will create all kind of do's, and dont's, but fuck those hypocrites as most of them want to kill something or someone along the way. ( No one comes to The Father but through me or something like that). No father, or grandfather would have you kill your child or the child of another in His name....NONE...You however can follow Buddha, Allah, Yeshiva, or in fact anyone you like. Just follow this one principle as you travel your own path. Hurt none, and cause no hurt.

How this me tell you now "person" plays into all this I have no idea, but then The Creator of all things will see all things. He has no way of knowing how you go as he gave you free will................You always have but two choices, you make a choice and therefore create two new choices. Maybe this is who me tell you really is. He is really you, and not the person who really created him.

Just be you and try to discern as you go along the path of life. The he you meet is really me or something like that. Thankfully I really have no idea as to a whole lot of things in life, and really don't give a fuck how I get out of here, but out of here I will go as this is the reason for being.

There are really only two certainties in living, you have to be born, and you have to die.............
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But If you read the whole "Me tel u" text, you can see that this "Entity" speaks like he know God, and know who he is, knows of Second Coming prophecy, AND therfore wants you to come to its side on may 15.
I dont think that this Entity may have good intentions.. can this be devil?
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A good point indeed, but I think I remember reading in the original thread of him going back to check with "Elders", or something like that.
You do have to remember as to "God", if you believe in this God you should know from reading of Him......No one knows the mind of God. It matters not which God you pray to, there is only ONE Creator, and I for one would not like to know His mind, or have his problems.
As I said earlier, I believe in The Judean. If I got that wrong then I am well fucked, but hey, if this is really only a bag of water, or just the suit I have been given for this journey..............Whilst someone grieves as they close the door of Mother Earth upon said suit I hope most will say...........Fuck it but M.... loved his whiskey and was a great one for a yarn............

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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Obama accident before 27th


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So it doesn't say anything about Obama getting hurt, only mentions an accident. So, any kind of accident, may fullfill the prophecy and will be one more confirmation that this is the fuse year. Does anyone agree?
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I dont want to stop the party but..

[link to www.thewarningsecondcoming.com]

Can anyone comment the religious aspects of 'me tel u'?
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There is I think no "religious" aspect to this thread. You may look at the thread and try to find some meaning to your life or the "religion" you may have been taught.

Assuming from your avatar and your flag would have me believe you are from Poland, and therefore catholic. I watch some of those Polish people come into my holy place (that of course is when I visit), and I think as I see all those ethnic people walk down the aisle of how this god works his wonder in many ways.

I try to follow The Nazarene, The One from Judea. He I think has no favourites as he is just love. Someone created Him, and the Bible, and Koran thumpers, and the like can and will create all kind of do's, and dont's, but fuck those hypocrites as most of them want to kill something or someone along the way. ( No one comes to The Father but through me or something like that). No father, or grandfather would have you kill your child or the child of another in His name....NONE...You however can follow Buddha, Allah, Yeshiva, or in fact anyone you like. Just follow this one principle as you travel your own path. Hurt none, and cause no hurt.

How this me tell you now "person" plays into all this I have no idea, but then The Creator of all things will see all things. He has no way of knowing how you go as he gave you free will................You always have but two choices, you make a choice and therefore create two new choices. Maybe this is who me tell you really is. He is really you, and not the person who really created him.

Just be you and try to discern as you go along the path of life. The he you meet is really me or something like that. Thankfully I really have no idea as to a whole lot of things in life, and really don't give a fuck how I get out of here, but out of here I will go as this is the reason for being.

There are really only two certainties in living, you have to be born, and you have to die.............
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33506554


But If you read the whole "Me tel u" text, you can see that this "Entity" speaks like he know God, and know who he is, knows of Second Coming prophecy, AND therfore wants you to come to its side on may 15.
I dont think that this Entity may have good intentions.. can this be devil?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 38883856


A good point indeed, but I think I remember reading in the original thread of him going back to check with "Elders", or something like that.
You do have to remember as to "God", if you believe in this God you should know from reading of Him......No one knows the mind of God. It matters not which God you pray to, there is only ONE Creator, and I for one would not like to know His mind, or have his problems.
As I said earlier, I believe in The Judean. If I got that wrong then I am well fucked, but hey, if this is really only a bag of water, or just the suit I have been given for this journey..............Whilst someone grieves as they close the door of Mother Earth upon said suit I hope most will say...........Fuck it but M.... loved his whiskey and was a great one for a yarn............

Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you cry alone.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33506554


Forgot to add....Old age has it's drawbacks alas......As to your devil,,,,,,Think of that fucker as being the water in your garden hose......Get someone else to water your garden...
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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Obama accident before 27th


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So it doesn't say anything about Obama getting hurt, only mentions an accident. So, any kind of accident, may fullfill the prophecy and will be one more confirmation that this is the fuse year. Does anyone agree?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU



I agree ... some sort of Obama accident would fit the bill and make me think this is the right year


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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
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Obama accident before 27th


Murdoch
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So it doesn't say anything about Obama getting hurt, only mentions an accident. So, any kind of accident, may fullfill the prophecy and will be one more confirmation that this is the fuse year. Does anyone agree?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU



I agree ... some sort of Obama accident would fit the bill and make me think this is the right year


Murdoch
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Not to rule out it could be his wife or family too.... it doesn't directly say Barack


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Any Obama accident that is news worthy will do.
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helo orangeray3
elders say many difrent dangers near 27 october
obama in danger near 27 october
money danger near 27 october
sun danger near 27 october

date importante

some efect cosmosonicboom here already
me think other efect wil come from behind sun 2 u but me not sure this directions
when sun go orange ful efect cosmosonicboom arive ok
me must ask elders other question ok

Is this bold part referencing comet ISON? With all the references to Oct 27 it made me think about ISON as this year it swings around the sun a month after this date.

"Astronomers are excited about a sungrazing comet discovered late in 2012. Around the time of its perihelion or closest approach to the sun on November 28, 2013,"

[link to earthsky.org]
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Obama must be hurt today or tomorrow or this thread is officially debunked.
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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Obama accident before 27th


Murdoch
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It just says before... Has Obama had any type of Accident since 2008?
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We all caught this one, right?

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

It is all falling together in a very hinky way...
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maybe this: Thread: Officials Found Guilty in Obama, Clinton Ballot Petition Fraud - Obama 534 w/ 90 Forged Sigs - Need at Least 500- HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH! that could cause some pain.
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We all caught this one, right?

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

It is all falling together in a very hinky way...
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Yep. The LHC is shut down for a upgrade and will be back up and running in 2015. So no LHC doom until 2015
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Does the original text says he gets hurt, or that he just suffer an accident?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU


Obama accident before 27th


Murdoch
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So it doesn't say anything about Obama getting hurt, only mentions an accident. So, any kind of accident, may fullfill the prophecy and will be one more confirmation that this is the fuse year. Does anyone agree?
 Quoting: MaybeTrollingU



I agree ... some sort of Obama accident would fit the bill and make me think this is the right year


Murdoch
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The ricin letter sent to Obama could already be interpreted as an accident, I guess. But nothing happened with him, so maybe not.
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Obama accident & brown cheat ?
Thread: Officials Found Guilty in Obama, Clinton Ballot Petition Fraud - Obama 534 w/ 90 Forged Sigs - Need at Least 500- HE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH! (Page 2)
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My feeling is that we have only had one or two good solid hits, the rest seem like a reach, trying to get events to fit the predictions that do fit, but don't really feel like they were what the entity was talking about. (the 17th for example.) I'm thinking that we may indeed be in a time line running parallel to the entities target time line, but not the actual line. Maybe some things like Thatchers death happen the same way across every time line? Maybe our proximity to the target time line may cause some syncronicity, explaining why we get some hits but not all? I don't know, I don't know how these things work, just a thought.
I'm going to link this again and encourage people to read it. If this is indeed the correct line and the fuse year, I don't think this entity has our best interests at heart, at the very least this is a good read, I learned a lot. (Jump to chapter 4 for relevance if you like.)
[link to www.nostrajewellery.org]
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We all caught this one, right?

[link to www.telegraph.co.uk]

It is all falling together in a very hinky way...
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Yep. The LHC is shut down for a upgrade and will be back up and running in 2015. So no LHC doom until 2015
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You REALLY think we would know whether CERN was active or not? Or that we would know ANYTHING about what they are doing at CERN?

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What if these 'prophecies' come true?

Are the CH*NI 'believers' seriously contemplating taking their own lives in order to ascend to 'the next level of existence', before Earth as we know it is renewed back to 0000?

I'm seriously worried for the mental health of these people, they have been duped into believing this utter nonsense, which has been backed by some supposedly very credible people.

I sincerely hope they realise in time that this is not real, and do not end up suiciding on May 15th.
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My feeling is that we have only had one or two good solid hits, the rest seem like a reach, trying to get events to fit the predictions that do fit, but don't really feel like they were what the entity was talking about. (the 17th for example.) I'm thinking that we may indeed be in a time line running parallel to the entities target time line, but not the actual line. Maybe some things like Thatchers death happen the same way across every time line? Maybe our proximity to the target time line may cause some syncronicity, explaining why we get some hits but not all? I don't know, I don't know how these things work, just a thought.
I'm going to link this again and encourage people to read it. If this is indeed the correct line and the fuse year, I don't think this entity has our best interests at heart, at the very least this is a good read, I learned a lot. (Jump to chapter 4 for relevance if you like.)
[link to www.nostrajewellery.org]
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Good Summary. If the hits were cleaner, at least we could prepare with a bit more confidence. But as of now its just sort of a wait and see hodge-podge.
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What if these 'prophecies' come true?

Are the CH*NI 'believers' seriously contemplating taking their own lives in order to ascend to 'the next level of existence', before Earth as we know it is renewed back to 0000?

I'm seriously worried for the mental health of these people, they have been duped into believing this utter nonsense, which has been backed by some supposedly very credible people.

I sincerely hope they realise in time that this is not real, and do not end up suiciding on May 15th.
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drama

C'mon man, we're just genuinely interested in the original OP message and the CHANI Project pdf. There's nothing dangerous about this thread, just like nobody commited suicide in the 21th of december.

Just relax!

People take this shit too seriously... how many threads have been debunked already? Let's just wait until the 15th may. If Mandela, Sharon, old Bush and the other guys that are supposed to die don't, this thread is bust.
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What if these 'prophecies' come true?

Are the CH*NI 'believers' seriously contemplating taking their own lives in order to ascend to 'the next level of existence', before Earth as we know it is renewed back to 0000?

I'm seriously worried for the mental health of these people, they have been duped into believing this utter nonsense, which has been backed by some supposedly very credible people.

I sincerely hope they realise in time that this is not real, and do not end up suiciding on May 15th.
 Quoting: Pudding


I've read all of what The Entity posted in 2008 and almost none afterwards, so I'm not sure what was said at that point, but...at NO TIME did I ever feel that The Entity was implying that one had to kill oneself in order to ascend! In fact, what he said was you make the choice (never said you kill yourself) and those that make the choice, simply ...disappear. Kinda ala Rapture, I guess (but I don't believe that rapture crap)
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My feeling is that we have only had one or two good solid hits, the rest seem like a reach, trying to get events to fit the predictions that do fit, but don't really feel like they were what the entity was talking about. (the 17th for example.) I'm thinking that we may indeed be in a time line running parallel to the entities target time line, but not the actual line. Maybe some things like Thatchers death happen the same way across every time line? Maybe our proximity to the target time line may cause some syncronicity, explaining why we get some hits but not all? I don't know, I don't know how these things work, just a thought.
I'm going to link this again and encourage people to read it. If this is indeed the correct line and the fuse year, I don't think this entity has our best interests at heart, at the very least this is a good read, I learned a lot. (Jump to chapter 4 for relevance if you like.)
[link to www.nostrajewellery.org]
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More than 2. Tatcher, cosmic boon 9th january, 'watch the pope', 'watch the dolphins', naming Obama back in 2008 before he was the democrat candidate, etc. And almost everything is happening now, in 2013.
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Sorry for the third post in a row, but the 15th may is not the end date. If you read all messages post by the entity, you cand find some warnings about september, if I'm not mistaken. Or october. So 15th may is not CHANI apocalipse, either.
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What if these 'prophecies' come true?

Are the CH*NI 'believers' seriously contemplating taking their own lives in order to ascend to 'the next level of existence', before Earth as we know it is renewed back to 0000?

I'm seriously worried for the mental health of these people, they have been duped into believing this utter nonsense, which has been backed by some supposedly very credible people.

I sincerely hope they realise in time that this is not real, and do not end up suiciding on May 15th.
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lmao They won't don't worry, we will all be here to support them.
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Any Obama accident that is news worthy will do.
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what about the fake twitter post that said he was hurt in the white house this week that caused the market to drop


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