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me tel u now so u belive me 15 may

 
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I can see through your panderings boatman, we are close now. You are a deceiver, another demon sent to destabilize the truth of what is about to unfold.
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What's that song?...Don't Pay the Ferryman..
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>What's that song?...Don't Pay the Ferryman..

That's right. No need to if you are already dead.
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500 pages!!! How?
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>I can see through your panderings boatman, we are close now. You are a deceiver, another demon sent to destabilize the truth of what is about to unfold.

If you had a nickle for every time that proclamation was announced on GLP on an hourly basis you'd probably make a decent living. It is strange how on this site after many years of threads declaring 'doom', vague promises of salvation, name calling, paranoia, rage and the usual finger wagging will hardly raise an eyebrow. As if those things are 'normal' and 'good'.

However, when someone explains that it already happened and it's over, aka 'nothing happening take your time resolving your person issues'.

It's a telling condition of the mental state of someone when their first reaction is anger. As if you have personally been robbed of watching pain and revenge inflicted on others. Not once did I declare doom on anyone. Just the fact everyone here is 'already dead' as a situation.

Might want to ask where that dark streak is coming from. Where all that anger is buried in you and why considering the situation.

- Do you feel robbed of someone else's questionable fiction of end times?

- Or is the life wasted when alive the concern over something no one here had any control over to begin with?

Either way, you might want to take a hard look at yourself and determine where in your life you fucked up so badly to get in that head space. No one else put you there. Just you.
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That's right...there is no need to pay if we're dead!! Who the hell wants all of us dead whatever's back...they are your clients right? ....or am I mistaken?
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>I can see through your panderings boatman, we are close now. You are a deceiver, another demon sent to destabilize the truth of what is about to unfold.

If you had a nickle for every time that proclamation was announced on GLP on an hourly basis you'd probably make a decent living. It is strange how on this site after many years of threads declaring 'doom', vague promises of salvation, name calling, paranoia, rage and the usual finger wagging will hardly raise an eyebrow. As if those things are 'normal' and 'good'.

However, when someone explains that it already happened and it's over, aka 'nothing happening take your time resolving your person issues'.

It's a telling condition of the mental state of someone when their first reaction is anger. As if you have personally been robbed of watching pain and revenge inflicted on others. Not once did I declare doom on anyone. Just the fact everyone here is 'already dead' as a situation.

Might want to ask where that dark streak is coming from. Where all that anger is buried in you and why considering the situation.

- Do you feel robbed of someone else's questionable fiction of end times?

- Or is the life wasted when alive the concern over something no one here had any control over to begin with?

Either way, you might want to take a hard look at yourself and determine where in your life you fucked up so badly to get in that head space. No one else put you there. Just you.
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^ This is how to quote a post, not rewrite it verbatim.

I am not angry, I am objecting to your deliberate and ill conceived deception. You may dupe others but you won't blind me with your lies, you can see I am your nemisis, the owner of your sinking boat.

Now do us all a favour and fuck off fool.
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Look at how we are all coming together with our different ideas that have a seemingly parallel correspondence

Thanks for this
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On my quest for understanding, this has been the most fascinating and rewarding thing. All threads seem to converge in all the right places. Where you would expect to find contradiction, you find synchronicity.

You could go down half a dozen rabbit holes separately, and on the 7th you find out the previous 6 are all connected in some incredible way.

It is a beautiful journey. This latest tangent feels the most "right" to me, but you never know...
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>May I ask why you are in this position? Do you enjoy it? Are you bound to the job? What pantheon do you represent?

No pantheon, the position does not allow for any associations of any kind. Remaining neutral to the previous concerns of the dead is top priority. The job is to ferry and get them home asap then move to the next engagement. Obviously causes confusion in situations where certain clients can be pushy. Therefore it is a contract role given by the pantheon's and clients (your ancestors) to ferry the dead and ensure their safe passage and ensures that all transactions are impartial to the arrangements made. To be as indifferent as a clerk processing paperwork in a system larger than the clerk. The clerk understanding full well that the universe stops for no single client as long as there is a flexible tool bag of options to ensure passenger comfort. In this case, time for people to review the multiple options available and shed unwanted baggage.

I enjoy for the travel it offers, the multiple experiences, the numerous ideas, the art expressed in cultures and the people. There are many technical challenges to each engagement that are interesting and require "thinking out side the box". Keeps the mind limber. It is fascinating as a career and up until the time of my death would have never even considered it as a position. As a 'job', it's always by accident that it happens that someone becomes part of the crew. And all crew eventually become boatmen (or women, pardon the gender specific term) to ensure a steady cycle of people and ideas to meet the requirements of a dynamically changing universe full of people and ideas.

This will be my 72nd planet destruction, but my first solar system destruction. Usually things do not go so badly in terms of hegemonic destruction by technical blunder, but it's important to hold an attitude in the position that things happen for a reason because there are larger forces at work than the perceived concerns of one world or solar system. Big big Boss likes order in their chaos.

As how I obtained it, I was lucky enough to be placed as part of the 'ship' by accident and worked up the ranks as all do on the ship to the position of a Boatman. The previous Boatman, my old Boss, is currently enjoying their time in retirement in the arrangements given to them. (I understand they received a planet as a retirement package) As mentioned, it is an office and mostly about logistical requirements and providing a service to the various 'enterprises' that have been created over time. It is not as one poster pointed out, a romantic post.

When it is my time to retire, under terms of learning what I would like to manage a planet. I will in turn select someone from my crew and they take the helm after being shown the systems they need to manage and the duties of the office. And so on, and so on, and so on.

It is one of the reasons there are so many names for death/boatman/reaper, because there have been many that have held the position. Some more savvy in marketing and public speaking. Other's brought in for their more savage dispositions to force a shipping requirement. Most are mellow, sense of humour and do the work required to ensure a nice quiet, orderly and fulfilling service for passenger and the clients that stipulate the terms of passage.
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Thanks for the reply. I was under the impression that each Pantheon had their own "boatman" and that you therefore worked for one. I see now.

So how does this replay differ? Are the human "powers that be" aware of the outcome, and that is why they are steering things the way they are? That would mean what we are experiencing now is quite different from reality, does it not?

What of people in our lives who died many years before the blackhole was created? Were they "real" souls, like you and I, or some kind of ghost/memory/AI?
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Whoever you choose and it would be your ancestor that arranged because they certainly weren't in anyway associated with a dessert religion.

It's right in the passages of Matthew and Revelations on the subject. Matthew has already closed the door on the judeo-christain theology completely. As in, it's over and done with. 'Script' completed. Now to clean up and make sure there are options available for those unaware of the gordian knot built into the faith given.

a) Revelation 7:4 and 14:1, only 144,000 will pass at the end of the tribes of Israel.

b) Matthew 18:18: "Truly I tell you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.

It's that last one that puts the screws to people. Once written as word to the faith, always written as the word of faith.

Plus the physical description of the size of 'heaven' would be too small for a billion and a half people. You'd be crawling all over one another like cockroaches. Means the a billion and a half people following it are shit out of luck for somewhere to go.

Even 'Sulpher smell' since the paradigm required one to act in conjunction with the other to allow the finale and competition of end times to complete the script of 'the wager'. And at the end of that script, "Sulpher smell" is torn a new one by the Big Boss. Since the only time Death shows up is after it's all over to act as clean up. Sort of leaves a lot of people, 'angels' and 'demons' mulling around wondering 'what the fuck do we do now?'.

Therefore option B: Leave it behind, figure out your personal requirements and move on to any of the wide array of options across many cultures and beliefs that actually have somewhere to go after.

Most people seem to be very capable of doing it everyday without much in the way of instruction and take the opportunity to take the initiative to find something that works for them. Because, again, as the song goes: You can't stay here, but you don't have to go home. To put it in a more understandable context.

Would any of you consider living in the public bus system?

No, that's not the purpose of it. It's meant only to transport people around from point a to point b.

Do you worship the bus driver? No, that's silly. Although smiles are appreciated I'm sure.
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>Thanks for the reply. I was under the impression that each Pantheon had their own "boatman" and that you therefore worked for one. I see now.

There are many names for the office of Death but none of them tie the office in an exclusive arrangement. It's an operational function, not a religion.

This situation is a little 'special' because the script was bricked by accident, it was overlooked in the execution of it. When it came time to hand out kudo's and high fives, everyone understood that something incredibly wrong happened because of the oversights in how the script was 'programmed' as the 'word'. Literally a comedy of errors where nothing went correctly, no one won and everyone lost something without a satisfying wrap up leaving the entire system hung until a resolution could be found.

TPTB, I have no clue, don't care. I doubt they exist to be honest. Lots of talk about it, but on earth everyone tends to tell tall tales. They are passengers on the boat as well if they are still here. Again, it was over a looooong time ago.
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Your posts give me the willies "boatman". Not sure what lies ahead but your descriptions creep me the fuck out.
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Live from the Heart hfpeace
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>Your posts give me the willies "boatman". Not sure what lies ahead but your descriptions creep me the fuck out.

Sorry to creep you out, it is what it is that is no fault of your own. No need to be angry either because it's already done. As mentioned, take your time and follow your life's quest. Seek beauty. Make something cool. Or have an epic sandwich. Whatever 'it' is, this would be the time to do it in.

Remember this is not a judgment, it's just a time on the clock to help people left without options find those options and achieve what they would like to. In a reasonable way of course. After all you've all been in a black hole for a half billion years. What's a couple more years on a case by case basis? Everyone's got time. Lots, and lots, and lots of 'time'.
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Do not change the topic this thread is simple
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I agree with this.

You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.
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Do not change the topic this thread is simple
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I agree with this.

You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.
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If he doesn't want the attention a thread would attract, I would suggest these as good alternatives to keep the conversation going:

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>You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.

That would have been the point I was making, not a soapbox.

However, no. I believe I'm done posting. Written all that needs to be said on the situation to highlight the conundrum being dealt with and the options available for individuals to pursue.
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>You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.

That would have been the point I was making, not a soapbox.

However, no. I believe I'm done posting. Written all that needs to be said on the situation to highlight the conundrum being dealt with and the options available for individuals to pursue.
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Tell my people I said thank you Mr.Boatman...thanks for the perspective at the least...
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Anyone following this crap deserves to be kicked to death in a dark alley.
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So let's see.....

Where were we before we all died?

Oh yeah, ascension! May 14 was it?

CERN

Me tel u

But maybe we should all just make an epic sandwich or something since nothing matters cuz we've all been dead for billions of years?

Imagine there's no heaven....
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>You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.

That would have been the point I was making, not a soapbox.

However, no. I believe I'm done posting. Written all that needs to be said on the situation to highlight the conundrum being dealt with and the options available for individuals to pursue.
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Like Doobias said.....tell my people I said thank you!!!!
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
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Do not change the topic this thread is simple
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Anyone following this crap deserves to be kicked to death in a dark alley.
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So let's see.....

Where were we before we all died?

Oh yeah, ascension! May 14 was it?

CERN

Me tel u

But maybe we should all just make an epic sandwich or something since nothing matters cuz we've all been dead for billions of years?

Imagine there's no heaven....
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Thanks Boatman, Been a good read.


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>You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.

That would have been the point I was making, not a soapbox.

However, no. I believe I'm done posting. Written all that needs to be said on the situation to highlight the conundrum being dealt with and the options available for individuals to pursue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1054833


Thanks Boatman. Appreciate the information and perspective. Made a few new connections with intuition. Good job.

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me not want here long me want be friend 15 may ok u need me 15 may ok yes not
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YES TOMEK!
Finally I found you my friend!
Do not worry I'll change Putin so Russia will be safe after coming May.
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>You should start another thread. I think people would be interested. In this thread, it is lost.

That would have been the point I was making, not a soapbox.

However, no. I believe I'm done posting. Written all that needs to be said on the situation to highlight the conundrum being dealt with and the options available for individuals to pursue.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1054833


Thanks Boatman. Appreciate the information and perspective. Made a few new connections with intuition. Good job.
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Wow, I'm so lost with this thread. I was coming to here to mention that I took my son to see the spongebob movie that other day. In the movie there was a dolphin god watching the planets. It made me think of this thread. So strange but after reading back a few pages, I'm more lost than ever. I don't follow any religion but believe there are higher powers out there so I guess I won't have a boatman.
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if you find yourself struggling to wrap your head around all this, do not despair...



I know its long but he is telling you how we are all gonna die...cause what he is talking about is going to fail and then the Boatman becomes reality...

Long of the short...on 3/20/15 we have an eclipse...some time around the 21st of Dec 2014 they turned on some kind of super computer (probably a quantum computer) and they are running two additional timelines in an effort to merge the outcome they want into the third one which is currently kinda on pause...guess which one we are currently swimming in...let us SWIM!

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I need to sleep awhile...

My lamb and Martyr,
You look so precious now..."-MJK


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LHC Proton @LHCproton Feb 12
Definitely don't mention the #LHC beam dump, @elwell2000 @lhcstatus ... the children are frightened enough about the restart already.
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LHC Proton @LHCproton Feb 12
Definitely don't mention the #LHC beam dump, @elwell2000 @lhcstatus ... the children are frightened enough about the restart already.

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What does this mean ?
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LHC Proton @LHCproton Feb 12
Definitely don't mention the #LHC beam dump, @elwell2000 @lhcstatus ... the children are frightened enough about the restart already.

 Quoting: Henry_StClair


What does this mean ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25435614


It is a tweet from one of CERN's many Twitter accounts. They are joking about how scared we are about the hole they are going to rip in space/time.





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