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me tel u now so u belive me 15 may

 
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the last paragraph should get some attention here...

it seems even some of our more grounded authors in the alternative media fields seems to be drawing connectins between CERN and all kinds of shit...very weird
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I see this thread has degenerated into crazy bat-shit fantasies and religious tards.

/thread.
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eye "I" same thing thingk good u cee they same thing
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Dumbest thread and troll on GLP.
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Hmm..

I'm looking for information on May being the 3rd month of the year. The date this thread was created was 3/15/2008

While looking, I noticed this about "elders"

"The month May was named for the Greek goddess Maia, who was identified with the Roman era goddess of fertility, Bona Dea, whose festival was held in May. Conversely, the Roman poet Ovid provides a second etymology, in which he says that the month of May is named for the maiores, Latin for "elders," and that the following month (June) is named for the iuniores, or "young people" (Fasti VI.88)."
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doesn't cheney own a little merck army known as
BLACKWATER
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[link to www.pantheon.org]

May
The third month of the Roman calendar. The name probably comes from Maiesta, the Roman goddess of honor and reverence.

Thread creation was 3/15/2006

I find this odd
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Just when I want to give up on this thread a puzzle piece falls into place. If it is a hoax, then bravo to the creator. GLP where people come for the crazy, but stay for the "me tell u".
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Just when I want to give up on this thread a puzzle piece falls into place. If it is a hoax, then bravo to the creator. GLP where people come for the crazy, but stay for the "me tell u".
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So true^
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Hmm..

I'm looking for information on May being the 3rd month of the year. The date this thread was created was 3/15/2008

While looking, I noticed this about "elders"

"The month May was named for the Greek goddess Maia, who was identified with the Roman era goddess of fertility, Bona Dea, whose festival was held in May. Conversely, the Roman poet Ovid provides a second etymology, in which he says that the month of May is named for the maiores, Latin for "elders," and that the following month (June) is named for the iuniores, or "young people" (Fasti VI.88)."
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interesting

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You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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Digging deeper with the May etymology is quite revealing.
The Romans pillaged "gods" from all over and absorbed them into their pantheon as they built their Empire.
They took a lot from the Greeks, and acquired a thin veneer of sophistication by using Greeks to teach their spawn, after conquering them.
A tradition carried on by the English Empire barbarians who had a Classical education in Greek and Latin.
"Keep the peasants in line by using a snooty accent and making obscure references while we slaughter them, eh what old chap?"
"I say,top hole notion,Carruthers!"
From memory there were ,way back, only three months in the Roman calendar, others being added over time, hence the numerical months of September (7), October (8) etc.
March (Mars) April (Virilis "virilty")
May :for the Romans may have been named after maiores, ”elders,” to juxtapose it to the month of June, which was named after iuniores, the Latin word for youth.
[link to blog.dictionary.com]
May 15 is the Ide, the 15th being the date given to the full moon in the month even if it was only approximate.
"The Romans considered May an infelicitous month. Although it began with one of the most notoriously licentious holidays of the Roman calendar, the Games of Flora (Ludi Florae), the middle of the month was devoted to propitiating the lemures, the restless shades of the dead.[1]"
That's effing creepy!
The Greek month of May is in all likelihood derived from Maia, the eldest of the Seven Sisters of the Plaeides (hmmmm) rather than any Roman entity.
The original Roman pantheon, and belief system, was mainly Etruscan.
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Every word we type is recorded on some really far out hard disk space in Utah. Same goes for every word we utter on any phone at any time. Make a purchase today using a piece of plastic? ....recorded. Write a check to your mortgage company? ....same thing. Think your computers are safe because you're behind a firewall?....think again.

It's a free country though and the Muslims hiding in caves hate us for that.

bush_monkey

And ISIS does too...

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winkwhat

In all seriousness, I took your advice and googled what you said. That was an excellent read. I stand corrected :)

Take care friend.
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Okay, here's my two pennies.

1) The "Me Tel U, Chani Project" and all the dialogue with the supposed entity is very interesting, to say the least. I was and still am entertained by the project or whatever it may actually be.

2) In these later pages, we have our "boatman" who stoically and casually articulates our inevitable demise that apparently happened half a billion years ago. Look at his other threads/posts on GLP. He's a bored, racist, religious nut (without demonination, mind you) who is a GREAT sci-fi writer and equally good at inciting paranoia and fear; which makes him a sociopath with a godhead or.. "Grim Reaper" complex, in this case.

Don't over think all of the perturbed data, innuendo, and talk of death and time. Maybe something actually happens when they fire up the ridiculous CERN machine up and it creates a black hole that swallows the entire solar system. Who cares? You won't know it happened anyway. So in the meantime, follow his more practical advice of enjoying your life, living your dream and always being at peace with who you are and those around you (as best you can). This is an enduring, timeless philosophical practice that we should all be living and following anyway.. regardless if there's an end to our physical world or not. Stop waiting for an "end" or a certain moment, it just stresses your mind and body. It's fear and it burrows DEEP into the subconscious. Maybe it's all a dream.. who cares. No one knows until they know.. everyone will have his day to die. Ride the wave and laugh all the way to the shore my friends:)

P.S. Fuck you SATURN
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Thread: Worried about CERN? Watch What the Military Does! Strange "Exercise" On-Going in S. Carolina to 3-12-15!


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Thread: ALL references to CERN, portals, and Dark Matter in the "me tel u" thread shortened and highlighted ---comments?
Thread: article, 2015: astronomers watch the same supernova occur over and over again,without realizing it! due to Einsteinian relativity!!
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helo
army steal and invade hidden sacred place with powerful vortex in gorgia
very important pyramid there 4 yor history long ago

15 every moon is importan portal yor earth
we not have moon anymores my planet
15 importan number power
army with blak name water take and move sacred thing from sacred pyramid
blak army make war on purpos 4 distract while thy take thing

There´s a piramid in Georgia

In 1999, University of Georgia archeologist Mark Williams led an expedition to investigate the Kenimer Mound, a large, five-sided pyramid built in approximately 900 A.D. in the foothills of Georgia’s tallest mountain, Brasstown Bald.

ISIS posted a video on Thursday on Twitter showing men destroying ancient artifacts with sledgehammers. It is unclear exactly when the video was recorded.

the black army


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"army with blak name water "

Could it be Blackwater? But I agree, Islamic State fits with the description.

It's baffling that the entity talked about this stuff back in 1994.
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helo
army steal and invade hidden sacred place with powerful vortex in gorgia
very important pyramid there 4 yor history long ago

15 every moon is importan portal yor earth
we not have moon anymores my planet
15 importan number power
army with blak name water take and move sacred thing from sacred pyramid
blak army make war on purpos 4 distract while thy take thing

There´s a piramid in Georgia

In 1999, University of Georgia archeologist Mark Williams led an expedition to investigate the Kenimer Mound, a large, five-sided pyramid built in approximately 900 A.D. in the foothills of Georgia’s tallest mountain, Brasstown Bald.

ISIS posted a video on Thursday on Twitter showing men destroying ancient artifacts with sledgehammers. It is unclear exactly when the video was recorded.

the black army


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"army with blak name water "

Could it be Blackwater? But I agree, Islamic State fits with the description.

It's baffling that the entity talked about this stuff back in 1994.
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thats sick

blak name water obviously sounded like blackwater but 'an army made to distract while they take something' could indeed be ISIS. wich is very black. lol

but why talk about 'water' if its isis? and it says 'water take' so a black army, takes water, and takes something. so i guess a black army on boats? the pirates? lol
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helo
army steal and invade hidden sacred place with powerful vortex in gorgia
very important pyramid there 4 yor history long ago

15 every moon is importan portal yor earth
we not have moon anymores my planet
15 importan number power
army with blak name water take and move sacred thing from sacred pyramid
blak army make war on purpos 4 distract while thy take thing

There´s a piramid in Georgia

In 1999, University of Georgia archeologist Mark Williams led an expedition to investigate the Kenimer Mound, a large, five-sided pyramid built in approximately 900 A.D. in the foothills of Georgia’s tallest mountain, Brasstown Bald.

ISIS posted a video on Thursday on Twitter showing men destroying ancient artifacts with sledgehammers. It is unclear exactly when the video was recorded.

the black army


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"army with blak name water "

Could it be Blackwater? But I agree, Islamic State fits with the description.

It's baffling that the entity talked about this stuff back in 1994.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4505650

thats sick

blak name water obviously sounded like blackwater but 'an army made to distract while they take something' could indeed be ISIS. wich is very black. lol

but why talk about 'water' if its isis? and it says 'water take' so a black army, takes water, and takes something. so i guess a black army on boats? the pirates? lol
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Maybe because Blackwater mercenaries, now ACADEMI, trained some ISIS terrorist... TPTB are giving some donations to ISIS also:


Rather than depending solely on a hastily constructed alliance of Kurds, Syrian rebels, and Iraqi soldiers, Eric Prince, the founder of the controversial Blackwater security group, had another suggestion. Prince, whose company had sent thousands of experienced, well trained, well equipped, and well paid fighters into Iraq and Afghanistan, suggested such forces could be used in the fight against ISIS as well.

Do you remember the Mark-1 Plumbing incident?

"Mounted with a cannon and leaving a trail of shells in its wake, a black pickup truck in the hands of jihadists in Syria has brought woe to a family of Texas City plumbers by way of the insignia on its driver-side door: “Mark-1 Plumbing”.

On Monday a Chechen-led group linked to the extremist group Ansar al-Deen, a sometime ally of Islamic State (Isis) and al-Nusra fighters, tweeted a photo of the black Ford F-250 in action near Aleppo. Since then, Mark Olberholtzer and his family near Houston have received hundreds of phone calls with questions and threats..."


what about the TOYOTAS?

hmm


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helo
army steal and invade hidden sacred place with powerful vortex in gorgia
very important pyramid there 4 yor history long ago

15 every moon is importan portal yor earth
we not have moon anymores my planet
15 importan number power
army with blak name water take and move sacred thing from sacred pyramid
blak army make war on purpos 4 distract while thy take thing

There´s a piramid in Georgia

In 1999, University of Georgia archeologist Mark Williams led an expedition to investigate the Kenimer Mound, a large, five-sided pyramid built in approximately 900 A.D. in the foothills of Georgia’s tallest mountain, Brasstown Bald.

ISIS posted a video on Thursday on Twitter showing men destroying ancient artifacts with sledgehammers. It is unclear exactly when the video was recorded.

the black army


 Quoting: Zapata


"army with blak name water "

Could it be Blackwater? But I agree, Islamic State fits with the description.

It's baffling that the entity talked about this stuff back in 1994.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4505650

thats sick

blak name water obviously sounded like blackwater but 'an army made to distract while they take something' could indeed be ISIS. wich is very black. lol

but why talk about 'water' if its isis? and it says 'water take' so a black army, takes water, and takes something. so i guess a black army on boats? the pirates? lol
 Quoting: T-Man


Maybe because Blackwater mercenaries, now ACADEMI, trained some ISIS terrorist... TPTB are giving some donations to ISIS also:


Rather than depending solely on a hastily constructed alliance of Kurds, Syrian rebels, and Iraqi soldiers, Eric Prince, the founder of the controversial Blackwater security group, had another suggestion. Prince, whose company had sent thousands of experienced, well trained, well equipped, and well paid fighters into Iraq and Afghanistan, suggested such forces could be used in the fight against ISIS as well.

Do you remember the Mark-1 Plumbing incident?

"Mounted with a cannon and leaving a trail of shells in its wake, a black pickup truck in the hands of jihadists in Syria has brought woe to a family of Texas City plumbers by way of the insignia on its driver-side door: “Mark-1 Plumbing”.

On Monday a Chechen-led group linked to the extremist group Ansar al-Deen, a sometime ally of Islamic State (Isis) and al-Nusra fighters, tweeted a photo of the black Ford F-250 in action near Aleppo. Since then, Mark Olberholtzer and his family near Houston have received hundreds of phone calls with questions and threats..."


what about the TOYOTAS?

hmm


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wait what?

so those 2 cars were stolen in the usa and are now used overthere?! wtf. how, why??

wtf???

or those 2 americans work for blackwater and brought their trucks while fighting with isis?
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Isn't there a summary of this massive post somewhere on glp?
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Thread: selected extracts from me tel u now thread
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Isn't there a summary of this massive post somewhere on glp?
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Thread: selected extracts from me tel u now thread
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and this one:
Thread: "me tel u now" thread originated at a "CERN-like" atomic collider facility in AFRICA in 1994! (C.H.A.N.I.)

that pdf with the summery from 2011 is awesome
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“Seriously, when myself, Higgs and Ben (Benjamin Lockspeiser CERN’s first president) first pitched the idea, we never thought it would get funding. It was gonna cost billions for Christs sake,” he recalled. “Fuck knows what the thing does – no one does. Firing particles at each other at the speed of light can’t end well. I’m just worried now we took the joke too far”.
 Quoting: THEORETICAL Quantum Physicist Dr. Amit Goswami

awesome. i love how this world works.

just ride all that madness.
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I'm convinced the people in charge are hooked on bath salts and dmt
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Actually no one is in charge. That's what's driving them apeshit.

For the first time they've got to pick up their own boots without a '23' around to provide guidance. In terms of process, it's a bit slow. But it's really the easiest way to remove problems without expending any energy on idiots. They tend to take care of themselves while in their empire building mode.

Amazingly predictable while each of them stamp their feet and wave their swords culling themselves like the savage beasts they are. It's hilarious to watch it, like somehow they are the exclusion to a history full of failure. Of courst there is collateral damage from these failures that carry over through time. Literally these people manufacture their own future enemies and problems, they are DOOOOOOOOMed to keep repeating their failures.

Then again, it's really their own fault. The only consistent feature of all of their dissatisfying relationships history is themselves. And it gets funnier everytime they do the same thing with a different name and face, somehow expecting a different result.

In the meanwhile, just grab the popcorn. Fail-train is coming. CHoo chooo!
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Do you remember the thread about a shock wave detected by NASA on 14 May 2014?
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u know lite travel faster than sound ok yes
on 9 january yor nasas cee lite of 2 star xplode ok yes
elders calculate that from now it is time for sound wave of 2 star xploding
come hit earth anyday soon now
window open from today til end july yor line time for when wave hits
why nasas wait so long 2 tel u on 14 may only about this me not know their reason 4 delay

me lern wording sonicboom
me tel u know what is coming yor way wil be a cosmosonicboom
this sound wave wil change many things and cause big disasters and many sufferings
this sound wavings make comets ignite ok
this sound wavings make moons forget placing ok
this sound wavings make planets lose or change orbit ok
there is no more forgivnes earth this thing is coming
yor leaders get desperat want escape try use cern but make things worsening
but not sure yor leaders try haarp only make earth angry
me sory 4 have to tel u this bad news ok sory
but elders give some beter news also
elders have problem calculate where yor sun wil be position when wave hits
if earth is behind sun when wave hit earth sufering wil be much les ok
sun wil absorb much damage
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u know lite travel faster than sound ok yes
on 9 january yor nasas cee lite of 2 star xplode ok yes
elders calculate that from now it is time for sound wave of 2 star xploding
come hit earth anyday soon now
window open from today til end july yor line time for when wave hits
why nasas wait so long 2 tel u on 14 may only about this
me not know their reason 4 delay
me lern wording sonicboom
me tel u know what is coming yor way wil be a cosmosonicboom
this sound wave wil change many things and cause big disasters and many sufferings
this sound wavings make comets ignite ok
this sound wavings make moons forget placing ok
this sound wavings make planets lose or change orbit ok
there is no more forgivnes earth this thing is coming
yor leaders get desperat want escape try use cern but make things worsening
but not sure yor leaders try haarp only make earth angry
me sory 4 have to tel u this bad news ok sory
but elders give some beter news also
elders have problem calculate where yor sun wil be position when wave hits
if earth is behind sun when wave hit earth sufering wil be much les ok
sun wil absorb much damage
 Quoting: Doobious Dimensions


Here we go:

Thread: BREAKING!! 'Fast Radio Burst' Spotted Live in Space for 1st Time!!!

They say the "radio burst" occured on 14 may 2014.
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3,000 U.S. soldiers from the Georgia-based 3rd Infantry Division will deploy to Eastern Europe beginning next week
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"cheney will dimise be4 15 june"

"army with blak name water take and move sacred thing from sacred pyramid
blak army make war on purpos 4 distract while thy take thing"

Was Blackwater/Academi privately owned by Cheney?

"elders can find and cee kisinger
elders can find and cee pope
elders can not find jesus can not cee jesus
only kisinger and pope important 4 dark mater portal changes"

Are Pope and Kissinger trying to escape with the portal?

wtf





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