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"Horton hears a who" Message from the illuminati

 
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"Horton hears a who" Message from the illuminati
I just saw this movie with my kids...holy crap!

I was shocked.

Here is some of what was revealed about what is currently happening on planet earth.

1. The whos live on a speck (earth).
The mayor of whoville communicated with Horton (god in the sky) who warns him that his speck is not safe.

2. No one will listen to the mayor who is trying warn everyone of the message. He points our that weather changes which are happening are precusors to the end of the world.

3. He declares that "martial law" should be imposed (this is a kids movie) and everyone who wants to survive should go underground to the safety bunkers.

4. A black vulture named "vlad" steals the speck from horton and drops it causing the first catastrophe. (planet x passing)

5. All the whos join together and form a wormhole, break the bounds of thier universe and are heard by horton (god) and are thereby spared and sent to the new world.

there where some more stuff throughout but i will post as i remember them.

just as projectcamelot.org has stated...the truth is hidden in plain site. Idol1
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Surely they would then have named it 'Horton hears a NWO'??


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I was thinkin this Movie was Part of the New World Order
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Surely they would then have named it 'Horton hears a NWO'??


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BEAT ME TO IT
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dR sUESS WAS,PRIOR TO AUTHORING CHILDRENS' BOOKS, AN ILLUSTRATOR FOR THE BIG CHEMA/INSECTICIDE INDUSTY,BTW
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Re: "Horton hears a who" Message from the illuminati
Actually its about a guy named Reverend Michael Horton and myself (Weeeebus).

Horton's Horton and I'm the Who.

I've been trying to warn a bunch of hardcore to repent for about eiight years that God is getting ready to judge the US by bringing foreign invaders/ Chicoms and Russians and trying to get them to repent and the only guy that ever hears what I am saying is Horton (Reverend MH) [link to forums.delphiforums.com]

Now everything I've warned of is comong true.
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[link to www.hortonmovie.com]
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Surely they would then have named it 'Horton hears a NWO'??


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BEAT ME TO IT
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Ha Ha!!

Great minds think alike!!!


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Great analysis, OP, love to hear more.
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dR sUESS WAS,PRIOR TO AUTHORING CHILDRENS' BOOKS, AN ILLUSTRATOR FOR THE BIG CHEMA/INSECTICIDE INDUSTY,BTW
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Yeah, but the stuff that the OP says Hollywood added to the movie, weather changes, end of the world, martial law... was not in the book.

The book, "Horton Hears a Who", was just a very nice children's book with the main theme of the book being "a person's a person, no matter how small".

Hollywood never met a book they didn't want to ruin. I learned a long time ago to never see a movie after reading the book.
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I just saw this movie with my kids...holy crap!

I was shocked.

Here is some of what was revealed about what is currently happening on planet earth.

1. The whos live on a speck (earth).
The mayor of whoville communicated with Horton (god in the sky) who warns him that his speck is not safe.

2. No one will listen to the mayor who is trying warn everyone of the message. He points our that weather changes which are happening are precusors to the end of the world.

3. He declares that "martial law" should be imposed (this is a kids movie) and everyone who wants to survive should go underground to the safety bunkers.

4. A black vulture named "vlad" steals the speck from horton and drops it causing the first catastrophe. (planet x passing)

5. All the whos join together and form a wormhole, break the bounds of thier universe and are heard by horton (god) and are thereby spared and sent to the new world.

there where some more stuff throughout but i will post as i remember them.

just as projectcamelot.org has stated...the truth is hidden in plain site. Idol1
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shut up
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I just saw this movie with my kids...holy crap!

I was shocked.

Here is some of what was revealed about what is currently happening on planet earth.

1. The whos live on a speck (earth).
The mayor of whoville communicated with Horton (god in the sky) who warns him that his speck is not safe.

2. No one will listen to the mayor who is trying warn everyone of the message. He points our that weather changes which are happening are precusors to the end of the world.

3. He declares that "martial law" should be imposed (this is a kids movie) and everyone who wants to survive should go underground to the safety bunkers.

4. A black vulture named "vlad" steals the speck from horton and drops it causing the first catastrophe. (planet x passing)

5. All the whos join together and form a wormhole, break the bounds of thier universe and are heard by horton (god) and are thereby spared and sent to the new world.

there where some more stuff throughout but i will post as i remember them.

just as projectcamelot.org has stated...the truth is hidden in plain site. Idol1

shut up
 Quoting: LS


Yeah. I haven't seen the movie, but based on what the OP says, it sounds to me like a case of Hollywood just doing their usual crap.

They didn't have enough material to make a full-length feature film out of a short kid's story, so they embellished it. They all got together and had one of their retarded little creative sessions, with their idea of creativity being "what idea can we rip off?", then decided to spice up what they'd ripped-off with a little "modern relevancy".

So that's how they managed to turn a charming little decades old children's book into a cross between "Armageddon", "Stargate", and "The Siege". Typical Hollywood BS.
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Wait till they get to Go Dog Go and Fish Out Of Water. They'll be adding in the pole shift, reptilians, Dulce, Montauk and John Titor, no doubt.
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shut up
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"A man who throws dirt
loses ground."




Keep digging asshole!
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horton's the antichrist.
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I heard it was a great commentary on the issue of abortion ... the WHO's teach Horton and Horton teaches others that "you're someone no matter how little you are" ...

Hadn't heard about the rest, OP.

Freaky.
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It's grotesque story. The elephant tribe shrink down these other people and keep them in a prison subjected to constant peril. It might be a Guantanamo Bay allegory. The horror!
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YES. I agree with this thread.

I just googled 'horton hears who illuminati' to get to this page.

I was amazed that this is out there.

No way a big company would let such a script by unless it was nwo endorsed.

I was shocked by the many things in this film -

it all really began when he discovers the speck and no one else knows or can hear the people on it - and he suggests 'we should create a secret society'



..I wonder if the kangaroo could represent Hillary?

Just a guess

Mostly though I just agree this is totally about aliens and also 2012 project camelot theory.
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I heard it was a great commentary on the issue of abortion ... the WHO's teach Horton and Horton teaches others that "you're someone no matter how little you are" ...

Hadn't heard about the rest, OP.

Freaky.
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You can twist a story any way you want. Personally, I think you're retarded.
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I heard it was a great commentary on the issue of abortion ... the WHO's teach Horton and Horton teaches others that "you're someone no matter how little you are" ...

Hadn't heard about the rest, OP.

Freaky.


You can twist a story any way you want. Personally, I think you're retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 341282



You can twist anything anyway you want, a/c.

Obviously.

Personally, I think you're more than likely quite lost.
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Thank you for sharing OP. My kids are grown and although I try to keep up on things, I no longer watch movies or cartoons for children. So, please keep us updated as you think of more analogies.
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I heard it was a great commentary on the issue of abortion ... the WHO's teach Horton and Horton teaches others that "you're someone no matter how little you are" ...

Hadn't heard about the rest, OP.

Freaky.


You can twist a story any way you want. Personally, I think you're retarded.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 341282



I think we can twist that judgement any way we'd like.

Personally, I think you're out of the loop.



No... No! Shhh... don't think.... back to sleep. There you go.
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Theodor Seuss Geisel was a prophet!! We need to investigate Green Eggs and Ham and Fox in Socks to find out when the end of the world will happen.

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Theodor Seuss Geisel was a prophet!! We need to investigate Green Eggs and Ham and Fox in Socks to find out when the end of the world will happen.

bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag
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Did he write the screenplay for this current movie?

Do you think there may be a discrepancy between what he wrote (and intended) and what, after his death, this Hollywood movie is presenting?


Do you think that a movie could possibly have something called a 'subtext'?

Do you have access to the outside world from your house?

Do you often find yourself wondering what that joke was about? Jealous of everyone else laughing, but you?
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Wait till they get to Go Dog Go and Fish Out Of Water. They'll be adding in the pole shift, reptilians, Dulce, Montauk and John Titor, no doubt.
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1rof1
Good one!!
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shut up

"A man who throws dirt
loses ground."




Keep digging asshole!
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I like that.
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Wait till they get to Go Dog Go and Fish Out Of Water. They'll be adding in the pole shift, reptilians, Dulce, Montauk and John Titor, no doubt.

1rof1
Good one!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 299382


The reptilian theme and players is/are all over TV and movies, anyways.


The entire thing is, blatantly



Watch:

Who is Anderson Cooper?

News Host?

No, The Mole.
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Wow, what a great imagination.
This reminds me of the people who accused Disney of purposely putting a Penis on the cover of the Little Mermaid DVD, and subliminal messages within the Aladdin film.

They are just kiddies film guys.
I listen to both God and Satan ... I like to hear both sides of the story.
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Theodor Seuss Geisel was a prophet!! We need to investigate Green Eggs and Ham and Fox in Socks to find out when the end of the world will happen.

bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag bsflag



Did he write the screenplay for this current movie?

Do you think there may be a discrepancy between what he wrote (and intended) and what, after his death, this Hollywood movie is presenting?


Do you think that a movie could possibly have something called a 'subtext'?

Do you have access to the outside world from your house?

Do you often find yourself wondering what that joke was about? Jealous of everyone else laughing, but you?
 Quoting: Pattern


Do you often huddle in a corner with your blankie and silently cry yourself to sleep wondering when "they" are going to come get you?

Do you listen to Nancy and her alien channeling abilities to find out what the gov. doesn't want you to know?

Do you take take a broom handle and shove it up your ass to screw yourself before someone else screws you first?

Do you tend to get a burning sensation on your bare skin when you are in the sun too long?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, it IS the illumanti! Run! Hide in a cave! You are not safe until the rest of the "Seuss Code" can be decyphered! 5a 5a 5a
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What's the best age to indoctrinate? 34 and aging?

Shut the fuck up.


Why not check out the real (that is, non-cartoon) picture of a naked woman inserted in 'Fibel goes West' -- it may change your mind regarding the 'Upstanding Citizen' known as Walt Disney.


I was at Disney land as a kid... I wouldn't go back without some etheric protection.
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Re: "Horton hears a who" Message from the illuminati
HORTON = HORUS + ATON