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Why don't birds fly to the moon?

 
Dervish

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5--No worms on the moon

4--no gravity means bird doodoo follows you

3--The moon has no trees so no nesting

2--Mean space alien kids with slingshots

1--In Space, no one can hear you chirp
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11/28/2012 08:49 PM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Why would they? Theres no food!
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Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On a, Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me

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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
...because they don't see other birds trying to do it...
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
one word Gravity


... but birds can fly!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395315

OMFG the higher you get the more stronger gravity becomes + the higher you go the less oxygen there is to breath.

COMMON LOGIC
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849




LMAO , the funny part about it is that you seemed so confident about your little statement. hahahah the higher you go the stronger the gravity....lolsign
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Their little space helmets keep falling off.
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They lack the fine motor control skills using their beaks to be able to fully control the Apollo spacecraft??
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jeez,and i'm called nuts,besides when i worked at sea,crossing the atlantic we,and all the other ships often have a lost bird land on bridge or hold,knackered needing water and snacks.sooo,if they can't manage 5000 miles...
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Let’s see now. If da widdle birdie flapped its wings with sufficient continuous force to propel him/her through space at 50 mph, it would take …hmmmm

Distance of Earth to moon: 238,000 miles (average distance)

Hours needed to traverse that distance at a wing-breaking 50 mph: 4,760 hours ( 238,000 miles divided by 50 miles/hour equals 4,760 hours).

Number of days to reach the moon: 198 days (4,760 hours divided by 24 hours/day equals 198 days).

Forget the limitations imposed by gravity;
Forget about escape velocity;
Forget about the lack of oxygen.
These concepts, believe it or not, are above the intellectual capacity of a few (????) unenlightened members of our society .

It’s all about the food. Every fridge-raiding, buffet loving, chip dipping, wide butt couch potato on the planet knows that a bird can’t go 198 days with no food or water; hell, these finger lickers can’t go 4 hours without a 4,000 calorie snack!!! Even those more slender members of our fast-food society can comprehend the nutritional needs of other life forms. They certainly understand that a bird cannot endure 198 days without food or water, especially when it is burning calories at an enormous rate while feverously flapping its wings the entire time.

And when the exhausted bird finally lands on the moon, what in the hell is it supposed to eat? Damn, that would take another 198 days for a return trip to the more hospitable Earth. Birds can’t fly to the moon because of the food, and they don’t even try because, apparently, they are smarter than some humans.

I hear that there are restaurants on the moon. The food is great, but no atmosphere.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
5--No worms on the moon

4--no gravity means bird doodoo follows you

3--The moon has no trees so no nesting

2--Mean space alien kids with slingshots

1--In Space, no one can hear you chirp
 Quoting: Dervish


#5, There are space worms, jeez where have you been?? lolsign
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Someone actually asked this question!?? :O

1. There is no atmosphere in space. A biological organism would simply explode via the oxygen leaving every cell in its body.

2. There is no oxygen in the first place to even let the bird get that far. They would simply pass out and fall to the ground looong before they leave the atmosphere.

3. And they wouldnt even get a chance to live out the step two scenario. At 40,000ft the temperature is -55 C. Even for our feathered friends.. thats 1/3 as cold as liquid nitrogen.


4. Their not that fucking stupid. They are birds.. yet they know better then the op. Shame on you!!
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Great post, but I had to cringe at that point.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN,

NOT AGAIN I TELLS YA!!
 Quoting: TELLS YA GUY!! 296013


Lots of forums world wide are used to pass instructions to CIA / NSA / MI5 operatives all over the world.

What could be less suspicious that someone browsing a forum in an internet cafe or on the train.

These types of "one liners" are just those types of messages.

Easy to search for and easy to read.

Just ignore them.....

whatever
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12/03/2012 08:48 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
I have answered this before. I will answer again. I have nothing better to do.

From my understanding most birds do not fly at night so they are sleeping when the moon is out.

Maybe birds do not know there is a moon.
 Quoting: iam_ur@ 370334


Yes thats right, because you cant see the moon in daylight can you...

Fucking Douche.
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If they could get out of the atmosphere they would explode due to space vaccum and there is no food or water for them.
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12/03/2012 09:06 AM
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OMFG Ive seen this thread posted like 100 dam times in the past year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849


I don't know what you mean. This is the first time I have posted this particular thread.


one word Gravity
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849


... but birds can fly!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395315


Perhaps they cannot escape earths gravity...cant go to high. Plus not to mention atmospheric conditions to a certain point(height...getting closer and closer to space and higher than the clouds...heh). Plus how would they fare in space weather and atmosphere. That is a whole other story.

peace
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OMFG Ive seen this thread posted like 100 dam times in the past year.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849


I don't know what you mean. This is the first time I have posted this particular thread.


one word Gravity
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849


... but birds can fly!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395315


Perhaps they cannot escape earths gravity...cant go to high. Plus not to mention atmospheric conditions to a certain point(height...getting closer and closer to space and higher than the clouds...heh). Plus how would they fare in space weather and atmosphere. That is a whole other story.

peace
 Quoting: GravityandSPACEAtmosphere 27174334


er in short they would die.(probably from flying to high.(they slam into planes/engines...so I guess some fly pretty high....but never seen or heard of an interstellar bird. lol

peace

peace
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12/03/2012 09:14 AM
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I can't believe anyone is that stupid to even ask. Ny God we are a dumb society.
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
You stand on the edge of a pool of black water. You have no idea what is on the other side of its inscrutable surface. You take a deep breath and dive in....

To be born. Inside the shell of foam you live and strive with others in the mud and darkness.

This is not your element. You are strong at first. In time you tire and sink into the mud. Your shell dissolves. Like a star, you shoot to the surface, rising above the flat obsidian blackness of the pool. Seeking the sun, you climb upwards and crouch on a branch, waiting for your wings to dry.
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oxygen doesnt play a factor at all does it.
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Not if you are Australian...

Here's proof

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Researches say the the Australian brain requires 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% O2 to the power of a 1000 to function optimally. Australian birds need even less.
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OP is an idiot or a troll... either way this is a worthless thread
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
one word Gravity


... but birds can fly!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395315

OMFG the higher you get the more stronger gravity becomes + the higher you go the less oxygen there is to breath.

COMMON LOGIC
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849


COMMON LOGIC????

Gravity does not get "more stronger" the higher you get
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
one word Gravity


... but birds can fly!?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395315

OMFG the higher you get the more stronger gravity becomes + the higher you go the less oxygen there is to breath.

COMMON LOGIC
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 314849


COMMON LOGIC????

Gravity does not get "more stronger" the higher you get
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23958006


LOL doesn't seem so common now does it. Not only does gravity get weaker as two objects move apart... it becomes EXPONENTIALLY weaker as gavitational pull is inversely proportional to the square of the distance between two masses.

Lots of you on here decry education.... and it shows!
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
"Why don't birds fly to the moon?"

What leads you to believe that they do not?
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
because they hate the moon, thay are, in fact, lunaphobic
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Im more interested in wondering if a moth sees a bright moon will it keep on flying hoping to get to the bright light!! I think i can, i think i can!
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
because they hate the moon, thay are, in fact, lunaphobic
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yes,but i'm sure the owls tell them that so no competition for the voles.
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12/03/2012 10:29 AM
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they aren't big cheese eaters
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
What about moths? They fly to the light so....

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