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AMAZING DISCOVERY REGARDING THE SHROUD OF TURIN AND THE SUDARIOUM OF OVIEDO

 
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The face has been recreated according to the image as best as possible..because the face was deformed due to the battering and the blows..

so what you are seeing is an approximation to what he looked like

but I would guess not exactly accurate because the face was swollen..battered..broken nose cartilage in nose etc (according to forensic evidence)..so probably didnt look much like the original face before this abuse
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BBCTV

There is a cloth is Oviedo the sudarioum which is believed to be the burial cloth of Jesus Christ. The cloth that wrapped around his head. It has been dated to aproximately 1AD. What is remarkable is that the stains on the cloth, stains produced by wounds to the cadavers heads, coincide in form and direction of the blood precisely with the same stains on the Shroud Of Turin. They coincide in such a way that it would seem that both cloths were wrapped around the same body at the same time.
The wounds mentioned are those that the so called crown of thorns would form.
The stains are of blood, in fact they belong to the very rare blood type AB.
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This is extremely old news, but very few people know of it. The ones that do argue it's age
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best I could find
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Agree, who is this who darkens counsel without knowledge? That person should take some time to find truth, they obviously haven't yet.
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Knowledge? What good is knowledge when you people don't even possess basic spatial perception skills?

Again - wrap some cloth around your face and then spread the cloth - it will look nothing like your face, it will be distorted, splattered. Try it.
Fools.
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Like I said..really maybe on TV to the TV audience it might stick..I doubt it will on a conspiracy forum

for example regarding your statement about paint

no paint or dye of anything similar has allegedly been found on the Shroud

second point..and I have seen the image reproduced by the way..NASA technology.. has reportedly been used to recreate the image of the shroud..fromits 3D imprint..and turn it into not only a face..BUT A WHOLE BODY..that matches the imprint of the SHROUD

That means taking the coordinates..measurments..depth..etc..that is shown in 3D

and solidifying it..if you will

into a statue if you like

and what you see ..the end result is staggering..you see the body of a man..perfectly formed..the lashes..the wholes in wrists and feet..the battered..deformed face..and so on

I think this couldnt have been done unless the ·D image THAT WAS ALLEGEDLY SCORCHED ON THNSHROUD by an unseen source of energetic blast that emanated fromwithin the body..wasnt anatomically perfect..in its most minimal details

the end result is absolutely impressive

you can see utube of it

Ill see if I can get one
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Evading much? Or are you really THAT stupid?

It does not matter whether it is paint or some mysterious "energy", emanating from the face, that managed to leave an impression on the cloth, does it?
The final effect should be the same.

Once again - try it. Then come back here and show us the results. I bet you won't even be able to recognize yourself, that's how much your face will look distorted.
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oh come on..seriously

you dont think everyone is that stupid do you?

It doesnt matter wether its paint of energy? are you serious? chuckle
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BBCTV

There is a cloth is Oviedo the sudarioum which is believed to be the burial cloth of Jesus Christ. The cloth that wrapped around his head. It has been dated to aproximately 1AD. What is remarkable is that the stains on the cloth, stains produced by wounds to the cadavers heads, coincide in form and direction of the blood precisely with the same stains on the Shroud Of Turin. They coincide in such a way that it would seem that both cloths were wrapped around the same body at the same time.
The wounds mentioned are those that the so called crown of thorns would form.
The stains are of blood, in fact they belong to the very rare blood type AB.
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This is extremely old news, but very few people know of it. The ones that do argue it's age
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No darlin..there is traced documentary prooff allegedly of the timeing of the appearance of the Sudarium of Oviedo

First Century AD

regarding old news..yes I guess 2000 years could be considered old news..lol

but that doesnt take away the absolute importance of it does it?
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It's obvious you Jesustards don't want your cages rattled by uncomfortable truth, I've never even hoped otherwise.

But as rational people (as rational as religitards can get, of course) you should at least try to incorporate SOME logical thinking into the rest of your ramblings.

I dare you to try what I suggested. Then come back and act smart, if you can.
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It's obvious you Jesustards don't want your cages rattled by uncomfortable truth, I've never even hoped otherwise.

But as rational people (as rational as religitards can get, of course) you should at least try to incorporate SOME logical thinking into the rest of your ramblings.

I dare you to try what I suggested. Then come back and act smart, if you can.
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oh..chuckle

next sound bite I know off by heart..yeah you cant wait to say it I can tell..lol

its the

go read some books

chuckle
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I have absolutely no doubts about the shroud and the sudarioum. They are the real thing.
But even if they weren't it wouldn't matter, I'm still in love.
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It's obvious you Jesustards don't want your cages rattled by uncomfortable truth, I've never even hoped otherwise.

But as rational people (as rational as religitards can get, of course) you should at least try to incorporate SOME logical thinking into the rest of your ramblings.

I dare you to try what I suggested. Then come back and act smart, if you can.
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oh..chuckle

next sound bite I know off by heart..yeah you cant wait to say it I can tell..lol

its the

go read some books

chuckle
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You're like a scared little kid who hides under the blanket.

You can make fun all you want, but your reluctance to run a simple test to see what stupidity you are actually trying to push, tells much more about you than about me.

You can't be helped.
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Fucking Roman Pigs!
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You mean it has something to do with Italian Pornographic Pigs?
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Slovakia..believers dont need signs or miracles..but some like St.Thomas have to see to believe

Christ to me is the Messiah with or without the Shroud

but after what I have read and seen regarding this cloth..I would lie if I said that froma scientific point of view..I have to say I am totally convinced it is His burial cloth

And the Sudarium was wrapped round the head

they have even researched the blood stains..if their formation is correlative with the position of the body...place and nature of the wound..etc..

this isnt just hypothetical reasoning

they treated it like a crime scene

and reconstructed the events..according to the signs on the cloth

the type of physical torture

and probable cause of death

then they studied the cloth and all material and residue found in the cloth..and its origin and probable time of creation..First Century AD in all probability and Middle East..palestine..due to the Herring Bone weave..very typical of that time and plcae

then they studied if the textile structure was in accordnance to the religious rites of that time and place..so they took microscopic particles to see..and yes..it had the adecuate amount of different types of textiles that were required according to burial rites..any divergence would have made the cloth not apt for using on a burial to cover a body ..according to the religious practice of that time and place

then they studied the nature of the image istelf..and its 3D imprint..and this is still baffling thescientific community it would seem..due to its unknown origin..which can be partially explained..by stating it seems to be from a blast of sudden Heat/energy that emanated from within the body and scorched the very first..only the very first..microscopic fibres of the cloth

the study was..is absolute minute in detail..nothing overlooked

and many of the scientists were not even believers or Christians
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Fucking Roman Pigs!
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You mean it has something to do with Italian Pornographic Pigs?
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Interesting you say that

This is just my hypothesis

according again to forensic evidence

the lashings the man of the shroud suffered ..would have normally caused the death of any normal man..aproximately half way through the count..give or take..due to the excruciating pain caused by the lash..the flagrum(sp) which was tipped with a metal hook..which tore into the flesh..hooked on to it..and to the muscle tissue underneath..and when the guards pulled away..to prepare for the following lash..it would tear away not only the skin..but the muscle tissue too

the pain this would cause..according to medical/forenic evidence..would be so so unbearable..that the body would go into shock..with subsecuent death due to heart failure

and this about half way through the lashings give or take

the lashings accroding to the study

were not done by one man..but by two men

one standing in front of Christ

one behind

and both wipped Him alternatively at the same time

the body was naked..and probably standing upright hanging from a suspended hook..the body is absolutely covered in lashings..and if you listen to the video the man interviewed says..he was brutalized and was MURDERED SEVERAL TIMES OVER..

His body thus lashed didnt even have a support..nothing..probably arms raised hooked onto some chain..with one man in front..and one behind..tearing away at his flesh

the medical expertese state that it is seemingly unexplainable for any body to have survived those lashings

now..this is my theory:

We are told that Pontius Pilates wife was practically hysterical..and begged Him to spare Christ

he couldnt go against local law..Rome didnt interfere..and it could cause a revolt

so Roman Law had to be applied..but along came Barrabas

who was notoriously hated

i think PP to please his wife..tried to get Jesus pardoned

because he failed..and the crowd unexpectedly chose Christ to be executed

i think he tried to avoid the humiliation of the crucifixion for Christ..which was the death handed out to the lowest of the low..the scum of the criminals..and the agony..the prolongued agony of hours..waiting for death..sometimes even more

so I think..just my opinion..that he tried to have Christ die during the lashings

so administered extra lashings..to ensure his death..and avoid all the rest

but Christ being Christ..didnt die..because it was His mission to die on that cross

for all to see and remember

he was raised up so all could get a good view of what was done to Him
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here are some pics of this awful instrument of torture

the Flagrum

[link to www.google.es (secure)]
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Well, this guy made use of what most Jesustards seem to seriously lack - simple logic and spatial perception:

[/youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

Still trying to find the second video where it is clearly shown the 2D impression on the cloth could in no way result from being imprinted by a 3D object. That should suffice for anyone actually USING their brain.

But the upper video does more or less the same.
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Well, this guy made use of what most Jesustards seem to seriously lack - simple logic and spatial perception:

[/youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]
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Well, this guy made use of what most Jesustards seem to seriously lack - simple logic and spatial perception:

[/youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

Still trying to find the second video where it is clearly shown the 2D impression on the cloth could in no way result from being imprinted by a 3D object. That should suffice for anyone actually USING their brain.

But the upper video does more or less the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47453039


again I have to point out that the forensic evidence alone..is overwhelming

this evidence was hidden..buried in the cloth ..that served as a silent witness..waiting to speak..ironically through man made science..it would open up and reveal the amazing contents..information..data..and so much more..hidden in the shroud..till science helped it to speak..and reveal
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Just take a couple of minutes and listen to this forensic evidence..if this doesnt amaze you..I dont know what will

you be the judge
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Well, this guy made use of what most Jesustards seem to seriously lack - simple logic and spatial perception:

[/youtube] [link to www.youtube.com]

Still trying to find the second video where it is clearly shown the 2D impression on the cloth could in no way result from being imprinted by a 3D object. That should suffice for anyone actually USING their brain.

But the upper video does more or less the same.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47453039


again I have to point out that the forensic evidence alone..is overwhelming

this evidence was hidden..buried in the cloth ..that served as a silent witness..waiting to speak..ironically through man made science..it would open up and reveal the amazing contents..information..data..and so much more..hidden in the shroud..till science helped it to speak..and reveal
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You are more than obviously too stupid and/or too afraid to alter your views.
As I said - simple logic and spatial perception speak for themselves. No need for carbon dating, chemical analysis, no shit like that.

Believe what you want, by all means, but when you're pushing such a stupid fraud as being legit, you should expect some criticism from rational people as a result.
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Please correct your tagline:

“WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS YOU DO TO YOURSELF FOR THAT IS THE LAW..AND THE PROFIT"


It should be THE PROPHETS. Profit means lucro in Spanish. I don't think you meant to say that...
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take a couple of minutes tolisten to this..just..

wow!!!!!

explains it better than I ever could
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according to Roman Law the body of a common criminal had to go in a communal grave..yup they had that planned too it would seem..allegedly..to be buried like a dog..and only returned after a year..if at all..to the next of kin

But it would seem That Joseph or Arimatea (sp) and Nicodemos had a word with PP and PP exonerated Christ from this (extremely unusual to do this..) and allowed the family to bury the body in the tomb provided..but according to Roman Law the body had to be tagged..as to who it was..

and guess what?

yup

it would seem they found his death certificate..tag imprinted on the Shroud..as was Law

short amazing utube..take a look..

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amazing..they allegedly found the tag..fromthe papyrus of the tag placed on the head..the ink filtered to the cloth..and it shows..allegedly

name
Iesus Nazarian (spelling) In greek Aramaic and Latin..

date of death..yup coincides with Gospels account

and cause of death

Also without stating origin seems the scientist submitted the evidence to be dated by another scientist..to confirm I suppose to sceptics the results..an objective independent result..and the date provided is allegedly FIRST CENTURY AD

i think we can say Bingo!
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Please correct your tagline:

“WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS YOU DO TO YOURSELF FOR THAT IS THE LAW..AND THE PROFIT"


It should be THE PROPHETS. Profit means lucro in Spanish. I don't think you meant to say that...
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I am sorry I wont do that..

I believe it was mistranslated and the word is profit..as in lucro

what you do to others is what you get in return..your profit

Because that is the Law
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I had no idea they seem to have found the tag

cheer

wow

pretty new evidence I think
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The Discovery Channel did a little known, but amazingly good show about the Shroud a few years ago. It really did blow my mind. I think it was called 'The Real Face of Jesus.' Check it out if you're interested.
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Ok..this is another one of my theories..probably way off the mark and youll think this is absolutely crazy


its just a what if

it occurred to me..when i said the Shroud was a silent Witness to His Crucifixion and Resurrection

because it couldnt speak till the XX century..

till science gave it a voice

and it make me think

just a what if and Im probably way off the tangent with this one

but what if the two witnesses are

the Holy Shroud of Turin

and the Sudarium of Oviedo?

many were expecting people

but what if they are objects

that died...and resurrected

and all rejoiced when they died..as in being the burial cloth of Christ

but then they resurrected..after three days

and were witnesses to life

they too were not buried

not properly..

the full rite of burial of Christ was not performed..it was done in haste due to the sabbath

and the tomb was temporary and not His

whaf it?

now wouldnt that be somethin?
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and what is the Shroud and Sudarium made of..is it...sackcloth?


not properly buried for 3 and a half days

then they resurrect

ans ascend to heaven

and an earthquake happens

we have Christ..dying..all rejoicing..not being properly buried for around three days..three and a half..then resurrected..ascending to heaven

we have an earthquake that happens when he dies

the cloth of the shroud..can be I think considered sackcloth..and the sudarium

they speak and prophecy NOW in the XX century through science for those that believe

if they contain the blood of Christ who is to say..that maybe they contain also indirectly by association His ability to have power over the elements..which is described in the prophecy

damned





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