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I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet

 
Himlech
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03/23/2008 08:28 PM
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I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Was eating some holiday leftovers once I got back home to my apartment... And I have a peice of ham stuck in my throat.. I am borderline choking, can still breath.. but its hard and uncomfortable.. any home remedies to get this sucker out? I tried giving my self the himlech, but to no avail.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 08:33 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
i have some chicken and its been stuck 3mnths,fricken unbearable cough
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/23/2008 08:39 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
i have some chicken and its been stuck 3mnths,fricken unbearable cough
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 174926

I feel for you! I tried oil of oregeno, hoping I can lube it up and it might slide down.. but now I have a hunk of meat and oil stuck in there. :(
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 08:55 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
When you breathe in, breathe really slowly, so it doesn't go further in. Then stand on your head and cough out sharply. Standing on your head lets gravity assist you.
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03/23/2008 08:59 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
When you breathe in, breathe really slowly, so it doesn't go further in. Then stand on your head and cough out sharply. Standing on your head lets gravity assist you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 397739

Tried your advice, I felt it move a little.. but now I have a REALLY BAD headache to go with it.
UnwanteDreams

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03/23/2008 09:01 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Was eating some holiday leftovers once I got back home to my apartment... And I have a peice of ham stuck in my throat.. I am borderline choking, can still breath.. but its hard and uncomfortable.. any home remedies to get this sucker out? I tried giving my self the himlech, but to no avail.
 Quoting: Himlech 398430

Make yourself puke. hf
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You are a slave..., like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind."
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 09:01 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Its called "chewing"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/23/2008 09:12 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Its called "chewing"
 Quoting: King Neptune

I said "HONEY SWIRLED HAM"! Don;t you know how good that stuff is? Tried to swish it down with a cold beer.. but that aint working either.
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03/23/2008 09:21 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Ok Dude here's the drill;

Get a garden hose put in mouth.
Fill mouth as to swallow.
Prepare to swallow...
Turn hose ON...
Swallow.
Gulp.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 09:23 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Its called "chewing"

I said "HONEY SWIRLED HAM"! Don;t you know how good that stuff is? Tried to swish it down with a cold beer.. but that aint working either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 398430



Yeah, I can understand the tendency to inhale, not chew honey swirled ham.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/23/2008 09:24 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Ok Dude here's the drill;

Get a garden hose put in mouth.
Fill mouth as to swallow.
Prepare to swallow...
Turn hose ON...
Swallow.
Gulp.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395119

Ham hunk stuck, splitting headache, and now I jsut water boarded myself, thank god the CIA was not here.. they would have heard all of my secrets.
BENOOO
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03/23/2008 09:26 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THROW UP ,YOU MY HAVE A HERNIA. I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH RICE , TRY EATING A LITTLE SLOWER AND TAKE SMALLER BITES.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 09:28 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Did the hose work?
You know when you're really thirsty and a long swallow fills the whole gullett?
Thats the effect you need.
Back to the hose.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 09:32 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Ok Dude here's the drill;

Get a garden hose put in mouth.
and now I jsut water boarded myself, thank god the CIA was not here.. they would have heard all of my secrets.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 398430



:laughman:
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/23/2008 09:33 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Did the hose work?
You know when you're really thirsty and a long swallow fills the whole gullett?
Thats the effect you need.
Back to the hose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395119

NO! I almost drowed, I got a piper cleaner out now and I am poking around. This hunk of meat is really wedged. Thank god I have few cenimeters of space down there to breathe.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 09:35 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
If you are alone you should seriously get a neighbor or something over there RIGHT NOW in case this goes wrong....CALL SOMEONE!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/23/2008 09:41 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
If you are alone you should seriously get a neighbor or something over there RIGHT NOW in case this goes wrong....CALL SOMEONE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 353013

maybe your right. the pipe cleaner idea was not a good. I am barely breathing at this point. However I am new to this town and I have no freinds or family around.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/23/2008 10:10 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Good news! I placed a bowling baqll on the ground and slammed my abdomen on it.. the hunk of ham popped out! on further examination it is in the shape of the virgin marry! Hello EBAY!

Off to set up an auction and eat some shrimp.
Anonymous Coward
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03/23/2008 11:00 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
cmon mate
the hose would have helped...
do I get a %age?
I was worried that you might have drowned
please to hear your ok.
Anonymous Coward
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03/17/2009 10:08 AM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
bump
Anonymous Coward
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05/05/2009 04:25 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
lol
hawk-0

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05/05/2009 04:26 PM
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Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
LMAO!! that was mine!

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