I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet

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I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
Himlech User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 08:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Was eating some holiday leftovers once I got back home to my apartment... And I have a peice of ham stuck in my throat.. I am borderline choking, can still breath.. but its hard and uncomfortable.. any home remedies to get this sucker out? I tried giving my self the himlech, but to no avail.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 174926 Canada 03/23/2008 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet i have some chicken and its been stuck 3mnths,fricken unbearable cough
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 08:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet i have some chicken and its been stuck 3mnths,fricken unbearable cough Quoting: Anonymous Coward 174926 I feel for you! I tried oil of oregeno, hoping I can lube it up and it might slide down.. but now I have a hunk of meat and oil stuck in there. :(
Anonymous Coward User ID: 397739 United States 03/23/2008 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet When you breathe in, breathe really slowly, so it doesn't go further in. Then stand on your head and cough out sharply. Standing on your head lets gravity assist you.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet When you breathe in, breathe really slowly, so it doesn't go further in. Then stand on your head and cough out sharply. Standing on your head lets gravity assist you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 397739 Tried your advice, I felt it move a little.. but now I have a REALLY BAD headache to go with it.
UnwanteDreams User ID: 385845 United States 03/23/2008 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Was eating some holiday leftovers once I got back home to my apartment... And I have a peice of ham stuck in my throat.. I am borderline choking, can still breath.. but its hard and uncomfortable.. any home remedies to get this sucker out? I tried giving my self the himlech, but to no avail. Quoting: Himlech 398430 Make yourself puke. "You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. “The war we fight today is more than a military conflict,” Mr Bush said. “It is the decisive ideological struggle of the 21st century.” You are a slave..., like everyone else you were born into bondage. Into a prison that you cannot taste or see or touch. A prison for your mind."
Anonymous Coward User ID: 304696 United States 03/23/2008 09:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Its called "chewing"
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 09:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Its called "chewing" Quoting: King Neptune I said "HONEY SWIRLED HAM"! Don;t you know how good that stuff is? Tried to swish it down with a cold beer.. but that aint working either.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 395119 Australia 03/23/2008 09:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Ok Dude here's the drill; Get a garden hose put in mouth. Fill mouth as to swallow. Prepare to swallow... Turn hose ON... Swallow. Gulp.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 304696 United States 03/23/2008 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Its called "chewing" I said "HONEY SWIRLED HAM"! Don;t you know how good that stuff is? Tried to swish it down with a cold beer.. but that aint working either. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 398430 Yeah, I can understand the tendency to inhale, not chew honey swirled ham.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 09:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Ok Dude here's the drill; Get a garden hose put in mouth. Fill mouth as to swallow. Prepare to swallow... Turn hose ON... Swallow. Gulp. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395119 Ham hunk stuck, splitting headache, and now I jsut water boarded myself, thank god the CIA was not here.. they would have heard all of my secrets.
BENOOO User ID: 376925 United States 03/23/2008 09:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet GO TO THE BATHROOM AND THROW UP ,YOU MY HAVE A HERNIA. I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH RICE , TRY EATING A LITTLE SLOWER AND TAKE SMALLER BITES.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 395119 Australia 03/23/2008 09:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Did the hose work? You know when you're really thirsty and a long swallow fills the whole gullett? Thats the effect you need. Back to the hose.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 304696 United States 03/23/2008 09:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Ok Dude here's the drill; Get a garden hose put in mouth. and now I jsut water boarded myself, thank god the CIA was not here.. they would have heard all of my secrets. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 398430 :laughman:
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 09:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Did the hose work? You know when you're really thirsty and a long swallow fills the whole gullett? Thats the effect you need. Back to the hose. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 395119 NO! I almost drowed, I got a piper cleaner out now and I am poking around. This hunk of meat is really wedged. Thank god I have few cenimeters of space down there to breathe.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 353013 United States 03/23/2008 09:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet If you are alone you should seriously get a neighbor or something over there RIGHT NOW in case this goes wrong....CALL SOMEONE!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 09:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet If you are alone you should seriously get a neighbor or something over there RIGHT NOW in case this goes wrong....CALL SOMEONE! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 353013 maybe your right. the pipe cleaner idea was not a good. I am barely breathing at this point. However I am new to this town and I have no freinds or family around.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 398430 United States 03/23/2008 10:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet Good news! I placed a bowling baqll on the ground and slammed my abdomen on it.. the hunk of ham popped out! on further examination it is in the shape of the virgin marry! Hello EBAY! Off to set up an auction and eat some shrimp.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 395119 Australia 03/23/2008 11:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet cmon mate the hose would have helped... do I get a %age? I was worried that you might have drowned please to hear your ok.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 627310 United States 03/17/2009 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet
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hawk-0 User ID: 627310 United States 05/05/2009 04:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: I have a large hunk of honey swirled ham lodged in my gullet LMAO!! that was mine!
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