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Dudes I read a super cool spiderman comic book guest staring jesus

 
shameless agitating fuck
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03/24/2008 05:15 PM
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Dudes I read a super cool spiderman comic book guest staring jesus
So peter parkers life sucks arse, bigtime, everyone knows who he really is, hes wanted by shield and the government, fired from his job, poor old aunt may gets shot EtC. (sPiDeRmAnS wHiNeR)
So spidermans going batshit in an ally beating the crap out of garbage cans and wishing he was never when some bum dude appears from nowhere.
I mean this jesus looks like the guy who went through mel gibsons passion man, his hair is black and straight and greasy his face is all fucked up and scared with missing teeth and shit, his hands have holes in them and hes wearing a long scruffy black leather coat and unlaced combat boots.
ScUmBaG rOcKeR mOsH pIt JeSuS DuDe, I mean you would cross the street if you saw this guy, looking like a fucking addict and stuff, OrIgInAl I tHoUgHt,(appearances can be decieving and all that)
So anyway jesus is like you hurt your hands peter and heals them and shit and spidermans all DuH Who are you and jesus is all like halo and glowing golden light and shit, you now who I am, (DuMbAsS, sO tHeN sPiDeRmAn sTaRtS wHiNiNg FoR a ChAnGe)
Saying shit like could you take it all back blah blah blah I dont want kick ass super powers, and jesus says you want a normal life and your uncle ben back ? DuH, So then he shows spiderman all the people hes saved and says okay I'll trade all of them for your happiness deal ?
Then he lectures him about suffering and tells him to quit bitchin and be thankful.
In short coolest JC I have ever seen plus he was classic with the dude my dad asked way more of me and a lot of other people that was way worse to endure so you'll forgive me if my heart doesnt bleed for you, then he makes a wise crack about infinite compassion not infinte pints of blood.
In short it was corny, funny, heart warmingly feel goodish and plus I didn't see it coming at all.
I mean since when did christ become a marvel super hero ? and whats he doing in spiderman ? how come he aint in ghost rider or something else more suitably toned ?
wtf
allan
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03/24/2008 05:40 PM
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Re: Dudes I read a super cool spiderman comic book guest staring jesus
I wonder what happens if jesus meets the hulk?Or what if he meets dr doom?? does he repent?? or does doom try to steal the christ power? actually jesus does appear in ghost rider here and there.at least in the earlier stories but not named ,only with the ghost kinda saying oh its that guy again... now maybe the pope can have his own comic...kinda like doctor strange..only stranger
MuadDib987

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03/24/2008 06:14 PM

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Re: Dudes I read a super cool spiderman comic book guest staring jesus
Was that issue from the Super Best Friends crossover?
Please pray for me: I used to be a Good Christian™, until I got a hold of some kind of fruity "love" bullshit and decided I need to be less harsh on people.

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