What's the meanest insult you have ever heard?

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.




Well, they do say opposites attact, so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

"I hope when youre older you won't be able to afford groceries."

:brgggls:

any thread at Dlisted.com (especially when the topic is Paris, Fergie, Angelina, Pammy, Eva, et. al.

your so ugly, when u eat a pickle, it tastes like big floppy donkey penis.

George Foreman, that grill assholes with the five asshole sons named George. He was at a casino and my parents were there and there were handicapped kids that had waited for an autograph, and he said (loud enough for the children to hear): I don't wanna meet these retards!!!

With his ghetto fur coat and gold chains. He laughed and posse of black leeches laughed. With their shitty "bling" and oversize stupid pants hanging off their asses. It was the start of the slow hate I feel for blacks. If anyone cares. The kids were crying and some were so sick with cancer.

I hate him to death.

yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Your sister swims out to meet troop ships.

you're a liar. that's my greatest insult, that's why I call myself a liar, to beat you to it. no seriously.

Keep talking, someday you`ll say something intelligent.

I'm sorry to hear about your operation. I heard you had an asshole transplant ... but the asshole rejected you!

Well, after reading that, I hate him too!!

I would hate to meet the parents that raised you.

"Hey, tell your mamma to stop stealing the shirts buttons" (implies that the other guys mamma does your laundry).

"Go make yourself a mouth flush with the blood's of your mother's period" (I swear I heard somebody actually saying this, in Spanish sounds even uglier.

go outside and wiff the chemtrails

empty headed food trough wiper.

The only reason I ain't you daddy is the dog beat me over the fence

yer mama's so fuckin short, that she slam dunks her bus fare

yer mamas so stupid she tried to wake up a sleepin bag

telling someone to suck their grandpas penis

or telling them to eat their grandmas vagina.


thats just mean.

I was dating this guy once and we were visiting his mom and they got into it and she said (no kidding)...

I should have swallowed you


0_0

i was like...holy crap

"You cum-sucking gutter slut with a no-drip chin cup!"

"The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg"

and usually the "C" word will get a rise outta me...if it's said to my face.

head like a bag of fucking hammers

Tell me - What hasn't your mother sucked ?

Whaddaya, whaddaya?

Or how about : "I bet you're on GLP all day!"

He would suck the cum out of a dead fags ass.

You sorry piece of shit motherfucker

that is the funnyest thing i have ever herd lol

lol