Do Scottish Men Like American Women?

I love men in kilts!

Never marry American women!

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If it's no' Scottish, it's CRRRRRAP!

sod off, ya wee tosser!

How was your Big Mac today, bbw?

only american men without the possibility for going abroad, like american women. But hey, that's called despair!

Why would they when they have Scottish women to choose from?

Why would a decent American girl wanna marry a drunken Scottish guy?

How big are your lucky charms?

Well, there's the accent for a start...

Lucky charms? Didn't that advert have an (Irish) leprachaun in it?

they love 'em like any lassy! bottoms up!

Or pretty sheep!

I'm an American woman who was a Scottish man in a past life.

Oh right. Right. No fun allowed. Serious doom and religion bashing only.

Sorry, forgot. Please excuse the fuck out of me.

Okay FiRsT, its the irish who are drunks, not that the kilt wearers arent pissed up all the time either.
SeCoNd its the welsh who shag sheep.
ThIrD tHe ScOtTs DoNt EaT fRuIt AnD tHeY lOvE tO dRiNk AnD fIgHt jUsT Like ThE iRiSh, aNd JuSt LikE tHE iRiSh ThEy HaTe ThE fUcKiNg EnGlIsH.
And no they dont like american women...unless their cheap.
sMiRk

Sean Connery has and will tap anything. borders are irrelevant.

Cover yourself in a thick layer of chip fat,it will make you irresistible to any Jock , especially a Glaswegian.

SeAn CoNnErY iS tHe MaN.
wE FoRgIvE tHe GrEaTeSt BoNd FoR bEInG sCoTtIsH bEcAuSe He CaNt HeLp It.
SmIrK

It's easy to tell the Scottish clans apart, just look under his kilt. If he's got a 'quarter pounder', then he's a 'MacDonald'.

There was an old scots man called Mctukit
who's cock was so long he could suck it
Twas a hell of a dong over a meter long
and he carried his balls in a bucket

Its well known that over here in bonny scotchland that the reason we wear the kilt is to give a bit of space and fresh air to to our massive cocks, the average being 10 inche. So if there is any American wumin who want a decent fuck for a change you where to cum! Its all the porridge fesh air and whisky that makes us jocks cocks the best.

I honestly don't think Scottish men would go for an American chick, unless hes paying cheap for some ass. They are into that culture stuff. Us American women fantasize about foreign men. same thing about men. But I rather stick to my American men. I cant go wrong, ill understand him and he'll understand me. And you can find an American man with red hair.. make him wear a fucking kilt.

It's true. I've been under a few kilts just to satisfy my curiosity and found that they are exceptionally well endowed by and large. And I do mean LARGE!

It's the accent - turns me into a puddle of goo!

Love Scottish men!

ROFL

I'd say yes...my mother is Hawaiian and married a Scottish man. He didn't seem to mind she was an American.

Can I get a translation in english?

AMEN TO THAT, SCOTTY!

only if their pussies smell of haggis.

My sisters ex-husband was Scottish. Neither he, or his family liked to shower very often. And he never washed his hands after going to the toilet. Could you imagine the urinary tract infections you would get married to someone like that?

LMFAO