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Do Scottish Men Like American Women?

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Anonymous Coward
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3/28/2008 7:35 PM
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Do Scottish Men Like American Women?
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Also, is there a good online site someone could recommend? I love the red hair - well I love everything Scottish. hf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 349426
3/28/2008 7:36 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

I love men in kilts!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 401342
3/28/2008 7:36 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Never marry American women!

www.nomarriage.com
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 349426
3/28/2008 7:37 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

If it's no' Scottish, it's CRRRRRAP!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 349426
3/28/2008 7:38 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Never marry American women!

www.nomarriage.com
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 401342


sod off, ya wee tosser!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 401342
3/28/2008 7:39 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Never marry American women!

www.nomarriage.com


sod off, ya wee tosser!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 349426

How was your Big Mac today, bbw?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 402526
3/28/2008 7:40 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

only american men without the possibility for going abroad, like american women. But hey, that's called despair!
Forfarian
User ID: 370443
3/28/2008 7:46 PM
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Why would they when they have Scottish women to choose from?

wtf
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 393599
3/28/2008 7:56 PM
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Why would a decent American girl wanna marry a drunken Scottish guy?

How big are your lucky charms?
mirabilis
User ID: 387432
3/28/2008 8:03 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Why would a decent American girl wanna marry a drunken Scottish guy?

How big are your lucky charms?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 393599


Well, there's the accent for a start...

Lucky charms? Didn't that advert have an (Irish) leprachaun in it?
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being" Carl Jung
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 368713
3/28/2008 10:15 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

they love 'em like any lassy! bottoms up!
Prof-Rabbit
User ID: 148352
3/29/2008 8:25 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Why would they when they have Scottish women to choose from?

wtf
 Quoting: Forfarian


Or pretty sheep!
Claycat
User ID: 402883
3/29/2008 8:35 AM
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I'm an American woman who was a Scottish man in a past life.
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 402904
3/29/2008 9:04 AM
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Why would a fat, ginger, drunken skirt wearing scots cunt like an obese fish smelling thick tart, Come on, what a waste of a post.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 349426
3/29/2008 9:08 AM
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Why would a fat, ginger, drunken skirt wearing scots cunt like an obese fish smelling thick tart, Come on, what a waste of a post.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 402904



Oh right. Right. No fun allowed. Serious doom and religion bashing only.

Sorry, forgot. Please excuse the fuck out of me.
shameless agitating fuck
User ID: 401043
3/29/2008 9:25 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Okay FiRsT, its the irish who are drunks, not that the kilt wearers arent pissed up all the time either.
SeCoNd its the welsh who shag sheep.
ThIrD tHe ScOtTs DoNt EaT fRuIt AnD tHeY lOvE tO dRiNk AnD fIgHt jUsT Like ThE iRiSh, aNd JuSt LikE tHE iRiSh ThEy HaTe ThE fUcKiNg EnGlIsH.
And no they dont like american women...unless their cheap.
sMiRk
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 402913
3/29/2008 9:26 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Sean Connery has and will tap anything. borders are irrelevant.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 402861
3/29/2008 9:35 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Cover yourself in a thick layer of chip fat,it will make you irresistible to any Jock , especially a Glaswegian.
shameless agitating fuck
User ID: 401043
3/29/2008 9:37 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Sean Connery has and will tap anything. borders are irrelevant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 402913

SeAn CoNnErY iS tHe MaN.
wE FoRgIvE tHe GrEaTeSt BoNd FoR bEInG sCoTtIsH bEcAuSe He CaNt HeLp It.
SmIrK
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 402918
3/29/2008 9:38 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

It's easy to tell the Scottish clans apart, just look under his kilt. If he's got a 'quarter pounder', then he's a 'MacDonald'.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 375486
3/29/2008 10:05 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

There was an old scots man called Mctukit
who's cock was so long he could suck it
Twas a hell of a dong over a meter long
and he carried his balls in a bucket

Its well known that over here in bonny scotchland that the reason we wear the kilt is to give a bit of space and fresh air to to our massive cocks, the average being 10 inche. So if there is any American wumin who want a decent fuck for a change you where to cum! Its all the porridge fesh air and whisky that makes us jocks cocks the best.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507541
9/21/2008 1:10 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

I honestly don't think Scottish men would go for an American chick, unless hes paying cheap for some ass. They are into that culture stuff. Us American women fantasize about foreign men. same thing about men. But I rather stick to my American men. I cant go wrong, ill understand him and he'll understand me. And you can find an American man with red hair.. make him wear a fucking kilt.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 400833
9/21/2008 1:16 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

It's true. I've been under a few kilts just to satisfy my curiosity and found that they are exceptionally well endowed by and large. And I do mean LARGE!
Earth Daughter
User ID: 506282
9/21/2008 1:16 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

It's the accent - turns me into a puddle of goo!

Love Scottish men!
Earth Daughter
User ID: 506282
9/21/2008 1:17 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

There was an old scots man called Mctukit
who's cock was so long he could suck it
Twas a hell of a dong over a meter long
and he carried his balls in a bucket

Its well known that over here in bonny scotchland that the reason we wear the kilt is to give a bit of space and fresh air to to our massive cocks, the average being 10 inche. So if there is any American wumin who want a decent fuck for a change you where to cum! Its all the porridge fesh air and whisky that makes us jocks cocks the best.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 375486


ROFL
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 507513
9/21/2008 1:20 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

If it's no' Scottish, it's CRRRRRAP!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 349426

hf
hulagirl
User ID: 83789
11/6/2008 8:21 PM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

I'd say yes...my mother is Hawaiian and married a Scottish man. He didn't seem to mind she was an American.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 485384
11/9/2008 1:19 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Okay FiRsT, its the irish who are drunks, not that the kilt wearers arent pissed up all the time either.
SeCoNd its the welsh who shag sheep.
ThIrD tHe ScOtTs DoNt EaT fRuIt AnD tHeY lOvE tO dRiNk AnD fIgHt jUsT Like ThE iRiSh, aNd JuSt LikE tHE iRiSh ThEy HaTe ThE fUcKiNg EnGlIsH.
And no they dont like american women...unless their cheap.
sMiRk
 Quoting: shameless agitating fuck 401043



Can I get a translation in english?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 546914
11/9/2008 5:37 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

Sean Connery has and will tap anything. borders are irrelevant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 402913

AMEN TO THAT, SCOTTY!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 546927
11/9/2008 5:40 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

only if their pussies smell of haggis.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 544954
11/9/2008 5:44 AM
Re: Do Scottish Men Like American Women?Quote

My sisters ex-husband was Scottish. Neither he, or his family liked to shower very often. And he never washed his hands after going to the toilet. Could you imagine the urinary tract infections you would get married to someone like that?
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