American women just like to have a man wearing a "skirt" because it is all about the "orgasmic American woman" in US society. They want to be dominant, hence they see men wearing kilts as skirts.

Take it from a Scotsman, we fuck just about any woman, but we tend to marry our own kind in Scotland.

Americans always seem a bit desperate.


First: A KILT IS NOT A SKIRT!!!

Second: What do you mean, "our own kind"?!? Another ScotsMAN?

Third: I already covered this.

I for one am really motivated to spend my tourism budget in Scotland. :)