The End is Near

LOL

beep

Oh yah, fer sure dis is funny.

This is GLP, the end is ALWAYS near!

So de new code vurd for de end iss near iss 'de bridge iss out'. Ya?

Ya all you Svedes und Norvegians out dere, Keep It Simple Stupid if ya know vat I mean

yens fare

"want?" danger...

O.F.



I'm just rereading the thread killer thread, literally hundreds of smiles in that thread.

Hi Cassie :-)

Yes the end of this world of evil is near. The pendulum will swing to the other side.

Evil has won, the end has already arrived.

Cassie,

It looks like the C.T.K. Thread is missing the huge first part (b4 the 'incident' ;)
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for the evil monger:
[link to www.theonion.com]
Saddle up bud!

* <-----star of destiny

Thanks for the positive :-)

Yep, all that is left is the sequel. Wow, where does the time go?

This blonde/brunette/redhead (pick one) died and was greeted at the gates of heaven by St. Peter. St. Peter said, "Before I let you in, you have to answer three questions for me."

St. Peter says, "First question: How many days of the week begin with the letter T?"

After a few seconds of thought, she answers, "Two, Tuesday and Thursday!"

St. Peter says, "Very good. Second question: How many seconds are there in a year?"

After a little more thought, she answers, "Twelve!"
St. Peter says, "Twelve?"

She says, "Yes. The 2nd of January, the 2nd of February, the 2nd of March...etc..."

St. Peter says, "Never mind. Now the third question: What is God´s name?"

After much thought, she scratched her head and replied, "Andy!"

St. Peter was flabbergasted and asked, "ANDY?"
To which she replied, "Yes. Andy walks with me. Andy talks with me...."

lol

YOUR ANDY'S NEAR TOO

Just by looking at this picture you can tell the planet's rebirth is coming, fire dragon!
[link to i9.photobucket.com]
March 31st 2008

Thanks for the smiles today!

lol

LOL

Hey Older Floyder!!

How you been? :)


I have a riddle for ya, what frank zappa song connects us?

love it!

Hi Floydian Slip :-)

As to the riddle, so many songs Frank has out there...

"Them and Us"

Long shot...
Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
lol

1969, what a year
[link to www.united-mutations.com]

Look who's on stage ;-O

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

-Frank Zappa

lol

we got to keep Iran from getting beer!!

now back to the zappa riddle

Zappa - Help I'm A Rock

[link to www.youtube.com]


:D




Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Kansas...
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas tototototodo
Kansas Kansas
Who could imagine that they would freak out in Minnesota...
Mimimimimimimi Minnesota, Minnesota, Minnesota
Who could imagine...

Floydian,

I thought of Iran also, cause they have futball (soccer)

Ole, Sven and Lars die in a tragic Lutefisk accident. They are met by God on the stairway to heaven.

God says, "There are 3,000 steps to heaven. It's very serious up there. I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell."

So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, Lars laughs out loud and goes straight to hell. Ole and Sven look at each other nervously.

On the 2,000th step God tells another joke, Sven tries his best but laughs and goes to straight to hell.

On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate.

Suddenly, Ole bursts out laughing hysterically. God asks, "What are you laughing about?".

Ole replies, "Oh dat's funny. I yust got da first yoke!".

What's a lutefisk accident?

Is that where a truck loaded with lutefisk hits you, or is just eating some?