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Why don't birds fly to the moon?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2022 02:17 AM
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Why don't birds fly to the moon?
it's been a hard day at work so I was unprepared when my male son arrived home from school henceforth, and proceeded with the following quiz which apparently had been assigned by his teacher:

Why do birds not fly to the moon?

Instead of racking my brain for the better part of the next 12 hours, I figured I'd outsource the science to the geniuses on this forum.

If I was a bird, I know that I would absolutely love to fly to the moon so its remains unclear why the actual birds feel differently.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2022 02:22 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Birds are not capable of flying to the moon because the moon is too far away for them to reach. It is about 238,855 miles (384,400 kilometers) away from the Earth, and birds do not have the physical ability or technology to fly that far. The atmosphere of the moon is also too thin to support the flight of birds. In addition, the extreme temperatures and lack of a breathable atmosphere on the moon would be inhospitable to birds.
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12/17/2022 02:23 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
What’s for them on the moon?
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12/17/2022 02:25 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Public school graduate
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/17/2022 02:26 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Birds are not capable of flying to the moon because the moon is too far away for them to reach. It is about 238,855 miles (384,400 kilometers) away from the Earth, and birds do not have the physical ability or technology to fly that far. The atmosphere of the moon is also too thin to support the flight of birds. In addition, the extreme temperatures and lack of a breathable atmosphere on the moon would be inhospitable to birds.
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All lies, and bad science.

1. Space is vacuum. Birds keep going and going requiring no extra energy. Inertia. In space birds can go infinite distance.

2. The atmosphere on the moon has nothing to do with birds attempting to fly to the moon.

3. As birds leave the atmosphere the birds pull a bubble of breathable earth gas with them.
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12/17/2022 02:27 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
What’s for them on the moon?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74041598


That's exactly the mystery I'm thinking any serious bird would want answered.
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12/17/2022 02:28 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
A geese flyed to the moon once
The chariots of God are tens of thousands, and thousands of thousands.
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12/17/2022 02:30 AM
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12/17/2022 02:32 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Because the motherfucking moon is made of cheese and birds don't eat no damn cheese, bitch!
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12/17/2022 02:34 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
Birds are not capable of flying to the moon because the moon is too far away for them to reach. It is about 238,855 miles (384,400 kilometers) away from the Earth, and birds do not have the physical ability or technology to fly that far. The atmosphere of the moon is also too thin to support the flight of birds. In addition, the extreme temperatures and lack of a breathable atmosphere on the moon would be inhospitable to birds.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84958482


In reality, the moon is only roughly 3000 miles above our flat and stationary Earth. But the moon is made of plasma, so it is not exactly a good place to perch…
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12/17/2022 02:36 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
it's so fucking cold at 30000 feet!
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12/17/2022 02:39 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
it's so fucking cold at 30000 feet!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 84789951


Excessive flapping tends to heat up little bird bodies quite well. Additionally, birds are great at withstanding the cold.
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12/17/2022 02:41 AM
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Re: Why don't birds fly to the moon?
An international team of ornithologists conducted a study on a group of geese, and found that they were able to fly to the moon and back without difficulty, thanks to their powerful wings and homing instincts.
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