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CERN's Large Hadron Collider (LHC) the REAL PURPOSE

 
Anonymous Coward
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It's called a large Hadron Collider, not a large Hardon Collider.
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You mean they might open the door for the real Antichrist to come in to our dimension?!
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Interesting concept...
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WTF is a large hardon collider?
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[link to public.web.cern.ch]

in short, a gigantic circular tunnel like machine where two beams of subatomic particles are being sent around in the opposite directions to collide.
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Let's get real,

The CERN collidor will create a big bang in a parallel dimension which will branch off to form a parallel galaxy... we will be able to travel freely into this galaxy through the tunnel it creates... so yes we will be able to play god.
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when the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is switched on in May 2008 it will either:

A. Prove the existence of the Higgs Boson, (aka The God Particle) solving all the mysteries of the universe

B. Kill the Nemesis and let Jill and Carlos get to the rescue chopper

C. Reduce the Earth to a cloud of hot gas

D. Create a new GLP Doom end of the world topic, that will cause a panic until May when the particle accelerator is switched on.

E. Propagate a black hole which will swallow the entire universe

F. Prove that Bill Clinton didn't cheat on his wife.

G. Cause the epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol.

H. Divide by zero

I. Give nerds yet another annoying three-letter-acronym (TLA) to use in conversation

J. Send Lester Chaykin to Another World

K. Cause impulse panic buying, boosting the failing economy in the short term, and causing more debt for the average person.

L. Create a "strangelet" -- a Midas-material that converts everything it touches into hyper-dense "strange matter," rapidly shrinking the planet into a heavy sphere about 100 meters across.

M. Make a Stargate opening the door for near-instantaneous interstellar travel and the Goa'uld.

N. Give rednecks and bigots material for more raciest or sexists jokes.
[link to jokes4all.net]

O. Do absolutely nothing, wasting millions of dollars.


Large Hadron Collider (LHC)
[link to lhc.web.cern.ch]

LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - THE LEGAL DEFENSE FUND SITE
[link to www.lhcdefense.org]

Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC)
[link to www.bnl.gov]

Particle Accelerators Around the World
[link to www-elsa.physik.uni-bonn.de]
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WTF is a large hardon collider?


[link to public.web.cern.ch]

in short, a gigantic circular tunnel like machine where two beams of subatomic particles are being sent around in the opposite directions to collide.
 Quoting: lamâshtu


Ummm.... try again..... sideways
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P. Prove John Titor correct.

Q. Teleport us to the Galactic Center

R. Fill the earth with many holes, it will look like swiss cheese.

S. Old news, it's already been done

T. What's the big deal, I have a large collider in use to strain spaghetti with in my kitchen.

U. Doorways/dimensions for Demons a.k.a aliens.




Isaiah 2:19

And they shall go into the holes of the rocks, and into the caves of the earth, for fear of the LORD, and for the glory of his majesty, when he ariseth to shake terribly the earth.


Revelation 6

14. And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
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WTF is a large hardon collider?


[link to public.web.cern.ch]

in short, a gigantic circular tunnel like machine where two beams of subatomic particles are being sent around in the opposite directions to collide.


Ummm.... try again..... sideways
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lol
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*grins

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04/23/2008 11:20 PM
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When in May 2008?
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Anti matter is bullshit. There are no such things as black holes. This is all junk science, just like the big bang. Science has gone down a dead end. All this dark matter, string theory etc. is bullshit made up by a bunch of eggheads detached from reality doing "thought experiments" with no empirical research to back them up. Show me one shred of proof of a black hole or anti matter. This is like making Leonard Nimoy head of the science program. Just cause it works on Star Trek means nothing. In fact, that is just more proof that it is bullshit. The gov't is spending money on experiments based on a flawed model of the universe.
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When in May 2008?
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The 21st, AC. Thread: CERN Blackhole Switch-on Date
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when the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is switched on in May 2008 it will either:

A. Prove the existence of the Higgs Boson, (aka The God Particle) solving all the mysteries of the universe

B. Kill the Nemesis and let Jill and Carlos get to the rescue chopper

C. Reduce the Earth to a cloud of hot gas

D. Create a new GLP Doom end of the world topic, that will cause a panic until May when the particle accelerator is switched on.

E. Propagate a black hole which will swallow the entire universe

F. Prove that Bill Clinton didn't cheat on his wife.

G. Cause the epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol.

H. Divide by zero

I. Give nerds yet another annoying three-letter-acronym (TLA) to use in conversation

J. Send Lester Chaykin to Another World

K. Cause impulse panic buying, boosting the failing economy in the short term, and causing more debt for the average person.

L. Create a "strangelet" -- a Midas-material that converts everything it touches into hyper-dense "strange matter," rapidly shrinking the planet into a heavy sphere about 100 meters across.

M. Make a Stargate opening the door for near-instantaneous interstellar travel and the Goa'uld.

N. Give rednecks and bigots material for more raciest or sexists jokes.
[link to jokes4all.net]

O. Do absolutely nothing, wasting millions of dollars.


Large Hadron Collider (LHC)
[link to lhc.web.cern.ch]

LARGE HADRON COLLIDER - THE LEGAL DEFENSE FUND SITE
[link to www.lhcdefense.org]

Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC)
[link to www.bnl.gov]

Particle Accelerators Around the World
[link to www-elsa.physik.uni-bonn.de]
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1rof1
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ummm hate to break the news but....if they are talking about this publicly, the military, ousr or someone else's has already been doing it for years.
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WTF is a large hardon collider?


[link to public.web.cern.ch]

in short, a gigantic circular tunnel like machine where two beams of subatomic particles are being sent around in the opposite directions to collide.
 Quoting: lamâshtu


A hot, young black lady's bootalicious booty!

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Not so sure an "experiment" on this scale ... .

But the elite probably have their escape plans all in place should something uhmmm ... unforseen ... happen.
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WTF is a large hardon collider?
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Definitly a one track mind but ....you made me laugh!
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ummm hate to break the news but....if they are talking about this publicly, the military, ousr or someone else's has already been doing it for years.
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Oh, so that explains why everything has been getting so fucked up for a long time now.
The END ~ Well then...FINE!
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It's The End Of The World As We Know It (and I Feel Fine...)

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Is to produce ANTI-MATTER.

There is no other reason that can justify the huge expense. It is just not cost effective to look for some God particle. That is just the excuse.

The concept was explored in Dan Brown's "Angels and Demons" (C) 2000 Simon and Shuster.

Page 18: CERN=Conseil Europeen pour la Recherche Nucleaire.

Page 85: Anti-matter.

[link to www.danbrown.com]

[link to public.web.cern.ch]
 Quoting: Professor Pooch 279241


Hmm... interesting. So, now sc-fi turns into science, or the other way around maybe???

Anyways, an interesting Wikipedia entry for Anti-matter Bomb:

An antimatter weapon is a hypothetical device using antimatter as a power source, a propellant, or an explosive for a weapon. Antimatter weapons do not currently exist outside fiction (such as Star Trek's photon torpedo). The United States Air Force, however, has been interested in military uses—including destructive applications—of antimatter since the Cold War, when it began funding antimatter-related physics research. The primary theoretical advantage of such a weapon is that antimatter and matter collisons convert ~100% of mass into energy while comparatively a fusion reaction in a hydrogen bomb is on the order of 0.7%.

On March 24, 2004, Eglin Air Force Base Munitions Directorate official Kenneth Edwards spoke at the NASA Institute for Advanced Concepts[1]. During the speech, Edwards ostensibly emphasized a potential property of positron weaponry, a type of antimatter weaponry: Unlike thermonuclear weaponry, positron weaponry would leave behind "no nuclear residue", such as the nuclear fallout generated by the nuclear fission reactions which power nuclear weapons. According to an article in San Francisco Chronicle, Edwards has granted funding specifically for positron weapons technology development, focusing research on ways to store positrons for long periods of time, a significant technical and scientific difficulty.

There is considerable skepticism within the physics community about the viability of antimatter weapons. According to an article on the website of the CERN laboratories, which produces antimatter on a regular basis, "There is no possibility to make antimatter bombs for the same reason you cannot use it to store energy: we can't accumulate enough of it at high enough density. (...) If we could assemble all the antimatter we've ever made at CERN and annihilate it with matter, we would have enough energy to light a single electric light bulb for a few minutes."

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Anti matter is bullshit. There are no such things as black holes. This is all junk science, just like the big bang. Science has gone down a dead end. All this dark matter, string theory etc. is bullshit made up by a bunch of eggheads detached from reality doing "thought experiments" with no empirical research to back them up. Show me one shred of proof of a black hole or anti matter. This is like making Leonard Nimoy head of the science program. Just cause it works on Star Trek means nothing. In fact, that is just more proof that it is bullshit. The gov't is spending money on experiments based on a flawed model of the universe.
 Quoting: joe sixpack 418027


You should go to CERN, knock on their front door, and tell them they are wasting their time on their flawed model of the universe. They'll listen to you because you are Joe Sixpack and a just a few seconds of your mental effort is worth 10 lifetimes of dedicated scientific inquiry and research.
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Particles known as Hadrons dominated the universe up to the first 10^(-5) seconds after the Big Bang.

There are two classes of Hadrons, Baryons and Mesons.

But really, if you keep throwing a rock against concrete at higher and higher speeds, you keep getting smaller and smaller particles.

The more energy, the more particles appear. There is no end.
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Anti matter is bullshit. There are no such things as black holes. This is all junk science, just like the big bang. Science has gone down a dead end. All this dark matter, string theory etc. is bullshit made up by a bunch of eggheads detached from reality doing "thought experiments" with no empirical research to back them up. Show me one shred of proof of a black hole or anti matter. This is like making Leonard Nimoy head of the science program. Just cause it works on Star Trek means nothing. In fact, that is just more proof that it is bullshit. The gov't is spending money on experiments based on a flawed model of the universe.


You should go to CERN, knock on their front door, and tell them they are wasting their time on their flawed model of the universe. They'll listen to you because you are Joe Sixpack and a just a few seconds of your mental effort is worth 10 lifetimes of dedicated scientific inquiry and research.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 318022

1rof1
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POLE SHIFT ALERT!!!

WAKE-up!!!
STOP LHC EXPERIMENTS.

OUR SUN HAS A HEART THAT BEATS!!!
chk stereo probes

LHC may bring these 'sunbeats' at an HALT.

MOVE.THIS IS YOUR LIFE.

POLE
SHIFT


WILL occur
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The term "anti-matter" is misleading.
Anti-matter is also matter, just particles with opposite electric charge.
Such particles have been produced for more than 70 years already at any high energy experiment.
There are also zillions of "anti-matter" particles bombarding our atmosphere right at this moment I write.

No mystery here.
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The term "anti-matter" is misleading.
Anti-matter is also matter, just particles with opposite electric charge.
Such particles have been produced for more than 70 years already at any high energy experiment.
There are also zillions of "anti-matter" particles bombarding our atmosphere right at this moment I write.

No mystery here.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 428779

And here I thought it was some sort of evil form of matter!
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WTF is a large hardon collider?
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lmao
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i heard the US military was going to be watching the LHC when activated
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They are trying to create the conditions of the universe less than 10^-6 seconds after the Big Bang

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