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Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/11/2008 09:57 AM
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Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Too big. Don't like it.
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04/11/2008 09:58 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Too big. Don't like it.
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Your obviously married then....
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04/11/2008 10:01 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
I'd like some exercises for the opposite!
anything after 'but' is bullshit!

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04/11/2008 10:01 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Have you tried giving them a good sucking?? Let me know how that works for you.
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04/11/2008 10:08 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Your obviously married then....
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I don't follow but no, i'm not.
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04/11/2008 10:35 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Your obviously married then....

I don't follow but no, i'm not.
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Okay, logic usually dictates the woman, after getting her man, now finds her breasts a hinderance rather than a help in attracting a mate,therefore she tries to reduce their size. Not a theory,just an opinion....
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04/11/2008 10:41 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Okay, logic usually dictates the woman, after getting her man, now finds her breasts a hinderance rather than a help in attracting a mate,therefore she tries to reduce their size. Not a theory,just an opinion....
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huh, well i've always just had perfect breasts so i really don't want them changing.
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04/11/2008 10:44 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Jogging or cardio excerice will burn some fat off your boobies.
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04/11/2008 10:44 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Okay, logic usually dictates the woman, after getting her man, now finds her breasts a hinderance rather than a help in attracting a mate,therefore she tries to reduce their size. Not a theory,just an opinion....

huh, well i've always just had perfect breasts so i really don't want them changing.
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You don't want them to change? But you just said you want them smaller?
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Too big. Don't like it.
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swimming vigorously will make them maybe two sizes smaller. some arm and chest wieght lifting will. Get a sports coach.
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04/11/2008 10:45 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
*exercise
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04/11/2008 10:49 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
You don't want them to change? But you just said you want them smaller?
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Ok. I didn't want them to change and they got bigger so I'd like them back to perfect again.
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04/11/2008 10:51 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Yes, lose weight.

If you exercise, you'll lose weight all over, including your breasts. I've been working out 5-6 days a week for the past month, and I've lost like 2 inches around my boobs, along with inches everywhere else.

And forget about wearing the bras I used to wear when I was 30 lbs lighter....I am busting out of those on all sides right now.


Just lose weight and the boobs will shrink too.
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04/11/2008 10:52 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
You don't want them to change? But you just said you want them smaller?

Ok. I didn't want them to change and they got bigger so I'd like them back to perfect again.
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Lady, if you know how they got bigger, patent it, and you'll be a rich girl.
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04/11/2008 10:54 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
You don't want them to change? But you just said you want them smaller?

Ok. I didn't want them to change and they got bigger so I'd like them back to perfect again.
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Get a time machine
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04/11/2008 10:55 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
so r u saying womin want big breasts
up until they catch a man and then they
want nubs?

i see your point, breasts don't catch
or keep men, y do womin think so?
oposite of big And small
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04/11/2008 11:02 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
attempt Sleeping fancing downward maybe you could minimize jugage and form airport flatness.but if you roll there will be no effects886HEhe sniff BUT its only a suggestion
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04/11/2008 11:02 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
First have triner apply lotion on said golden orbs. Dangle in trianers said face. Move down to schlong and place schlong between orbs. Move orbs along schlong for minimum two hours per day. When liquid comes out of schlong lick off schlong with lips. You can expect to reduce one size per year guaranteed to work or money back.

I will volunteer to be your trainer
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04/11/2008 11:03 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Would think that a general exercise program would help burn the fat while upper body weights would build the muscle behind, making the chest look more solid. But I doubt you'd get the results you'd want.
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04/11/2008 11:03 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
stop taking birth control.

or stop eating so many tree nuts.
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04/11/2008 11:07 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
You don't want them to change? But you just said you want them smaller?

Ok. I didn't want them to change and they got bigger so I'd like them back to perfect again.


Lady, if you know how they got bigger, patent it, and you'll be a rich girl.
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Some male bodybuilders that train the chest area in the wrong way actually develop boobs. For women this could be the right thing to do if they want to increase cupsize in a natural manner, it is no secret. Google it and find out exactly what exercises and training schedule that is involved.

If smaller breasts are desired, the strategy already mentioned here is very effective: cardio, burning fat all over.
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04/11/2008 11:09 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
If smaller breasts are desired, the strategy already mentioned here is very effective: cardio, burning fat all over.
 Quoting: Leo****

Definitely doing that but do any of the pec exercises men do tone it up or would that produce opposite effect?
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04/11/2008 11:12 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Breast reduction is the only thing I can think of. I much rather prefer smaller titties on women than bigger ones, B+ is perfect. My cousin got breast reduction done, I haven't seen them though, LOL.
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04/11/2008 11:15 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
If smaller breasts are desired, the strategy already mentioned here is very effective: cardio, burning fat all over.

Definitely doing that but do any of the pec exercises men do tone it up or would that produce opposite effect?
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If you have large breasts, pec exercises would not be the right thing to do according to what I learned on this subject. Not by itself anyway, and not as the first thing to try to get your boobs into shape.

Cardio-vascular training is the key. If you have trouble running/jogging, check out crosstrainers (like "Orbitrek" but choose quality gear if you are buying).
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04/11/2008 11:17 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Cardio-vascular training is the key. If you have trouble running/jogging, check out crosstrainers (like "Orbitrek" but choose quality gear if you are buying).
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Jogging, yikes. Too much bouncing. I have an elliptical trainer and i hike.
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04/11/2008 11:17 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
First have triner apply lotion on said golden orbs. Dangle in trianers said face. Move down to schlong and place schlong between orbs. Move orbs along schlong for minimum two hours per day. When liquid comes out of schlong lick off schlong with lips. You can expect to reduce one size per year guaranteed to work or money back.

I will volunteer to be your trainer
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 413015

And how much do you charge for said training?
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04/11/2008 11:20 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
First have triner apply lotion on said golden orbs. Dangle in trianers said face. Move down to schlong and place schlong between orbs. Move orbs along schlong for minimum two hours per day. When liquid comes out of schlong lick off schlong with lips. You can expect to reduce one size per year guaranteed to work or money back.

I will volunteer to be your trainer

And how much do you charge for said training?
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I fear his training would involve the hands-on approach.....
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04/11/2008 11:26 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
I will have to analyze them first before I reccomend any form of exercise.
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07/14/2008 08:19 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?


Not true about losing weight you'll lose your breasts. I went on weight watchers and my boobs NEVER got smaller... I want an exercise that will help tone them up they are HUGE I hate them and YES I"M MARRIED, but I always Hated my big boobs..

If we could lose weight and lose our boobs we wouldn't be asking for help... thanks
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07/14/2008 08:40 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
step one.

Take sharp knife and hold it under breast sharp side up.

Step two.

Using sideways cutting motion begin to raise knife slowly upwards whilst moving knife fron side to side.

Result....a drastically reduced boobie.

worked for me.
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07/14/2008 08:46 AM
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Re: Are there any exercises that make your breasts smaller?
Isn't this a similar post?

UFO's - video's prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that these "ORBS" are the real thing...ET's and it will also prove they are

and can they really be seen from space?

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