This is an PRESS RELEASE from notepad publishing Geneva Switzerland. Based on insider information

notepad publishing Geneva, Switzerland - 17. April 2008 14.48

Title: Urgent update. 34 days left. New insider info.
Link: www.notepad.ch
Concerns: CERN LHC BLACK HOLE

Abstract:
The is a potential danger that LHC at CERN in Geneva, Switzerland could create a black hole.
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Content:
Project Plan Update:
If small issue perturbs critical path, then the effects propagate to the schedule as a whole.

Current issues:
The LHC had some improperly secured magnets which came loose in a testing phase and had to be redesigned and rebuilt.
Vacuum leaks may have slowed down the schedule by 2 more weeks.

Opinion:
Also, the LHC doesn't turn on with a switch. So there may be weeks of fine tuning before they attempt particle collisions. The 27 kilometers of LHC must keep track of unav
oidable motions at the sub-millimeter scale. So the exact start date depends both on what criteria you use to label a milestone as a start date and how the schedule changes ("slips") over time.

First that protons will be used in LHC: 15. June 2008
System 'Cold Date' (all 8 segments are cold): 1. June 2008
more info: indico.cern.ch

Current Test results:
Only one of the eight segments of the ring have passed the cool-down tests.
more info: lhc-new-homepage.web.cern.ch

System warmup: 21. May 2008
Full activation: July 2008
System running: October 2008
Protons used: 15. June 2008
Cold Date: 1. June 2008
Danger! Experiment with increased black hole risk: 21. December 1212

Quality Assurance Status:
Only one of the eight segments of the ring have passed the cool-down tests.


Oh and cernwatch is a fake