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Time Travel=proof jesus was gay

 
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Jesus was gay, says academic

May 29 2003

Jesus Christ was gay because of the position of the planets at the time of his birth, a Brisbane academic says.

Rollan McCleary, who was awarded his doctorate today from the University of Queensland, also believes one and possibly three of Jesus's disciples were also gay.

Dr McCleary, who will launch a book on his findings next month, said today he based his opinions on St John's gospel and on Christ's astrological chart based around the date, place and time he was born.

The former Paris radio broadcaster, Hong Kong teacher and graduate of London University, now based in Melbourne, said "one or two queer theologians" had attempted to argue Jesus was gay in the past.

"People haven't taken them very seriously because they don't have any evidence and they say things so sensationally that people are not really going to listen or just be very angry," Dr McCleary told ABC radio.

"What I'm doing is showing a much more theological and also astrological dimension on all this which will make a lot more sense to people."

He refused to name which disciples he believed were gay, saying people would have to read the book.

"Let's work that one out when the book comes out," Dr McCleary said.


Now here is info on the time travel device you will need. Set the coordinates to the star lines laid out in his book and you will actually be transported back in time to a location within 20feet of jesus, possibly on a day of one the sexual encounters. Here is link>
[link to www.lifetechnology.org]

Warning: your travel will most likely be only ASTRAL, unless you are near a good vortex. My friend online told me about this and said it is 100% true. This is the secret people are paying thousands for.
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Re: Time Travel=proof jesus was gay
John Titor, right AGAIN!

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Ridiculous nonsense.
Love U.S., the law.
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"Jesus Christ was gay because of the position of the planets at the time of his birth, a Brisbane academic says."


HAAAAAA!!! HA!!!!!!
I'd be pissed if I was his daddy and paid for his education!
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"Jesus Christ was gay because of the position of the planets at the time of his birth, a Brisbane academic says."


HAAAAAA!!! HA!!!!!!
I'd be pissed if I was his daddy and paid for his education!
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But it still proves his credibility. Even more crazier, imagine watching jesus have sex....can't even imagine how that would be..
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I will see if I can find the star chart and post it here. It just might take me a minute if I can access it.
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I will see if I can find the star chart and post it here. It just might take me a minute if I can access it.
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Actually. there are such things as "gay" birthcharts; certain aspects and planet placements that show "gayness" apparently. Astrologers need only to look at a chart to determine gender and sexual preference.
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Which date is he going by - Dec. 25? Rumor has it Jesus was actually born sometime in August.
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Jesus Christ what a faggot!
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Now here is info on the time travel device you will need. Set the coordinates to the star lines laid out in his book and you will actually be transported back in time to a location within 20feet of jesus, possibly on a day of one the sexual encounters. Here is link>
[link to www.lifetechnology.org]

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lmao Ooops, sorry Jeebus. Didn't meet to interupt...

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Not gay, but probably bi sexual. See the Secret gospel of mark...

"And they come into Bethany. And a certain woman whose brother had died was there. And, coming, she prostrated herself before Jesus and says to him, 'Son of David, have mercy on me.' But the disciples rebuked her. And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was, and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb. And going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightaway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand. But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb, they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do, and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan."

Early Christian teachings teach duality of the sexes. Was always acceptable all throughout history.
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Yes! It's true! I remember that old JC Superstar song:

Christ you know I love you.
Did you see me bathe?
I believe that you are God
So tell me that I'm layed.
Christ you know I love you.
Did you see me bathe?
I believe that you are God
So tell me that I'm layed.
Jesus I am with you.
Touch me, touch me, Jesus.
Jesus I am on your side.
Kiss me, kiss me, Jesus.

(SIMON ZEALOTES)

Christ, what more do you need to convince you
That you've made it, and you're easily as strong
As the filth from Rome who rape our country,
And who've terrorized our people for so long.

CROWD

Jesus I am in you.
Touch me, touch me, Jesus.
Jesus I am on your hind.
Kiss me, kiss me, Jesus.


And it goes on further!

There must be over fifty thousand
Screaming love and more for you.
And everyone of fifty thousand
Would do whatever you asked them to.
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Jesus was gay, says academic

May 29 2003

Jesus Christ was gay because of the position of the planets at the time of his birth, a Brisbane academic says.

Rollan McCleary, who was awarded his doctorate today from the University of Queensland, also believes one and possibly three of Jesus's disciples were also gay.

Dr McCleary, who will launch a book on his findings next month, said today he based his opinions on St John's gospel and on Christ's astrological chart based around the date, place and time he was born.

The former Paris radio broadcaster, Hong Kong teacher and graduate of London University, now based in Melbourne, said "one or two queer theologians" had attempted to argue Jesus was gay in the past.

"People haven't taken them very seriously because they don't have any evidence and they say things so sensationally that people are not really going to listen or just be very angry," Dr McCleary told ABC radio.

"What I'm doing is showing a much more theological and also astrological dimension on all this which will make a lot more sense to people."

He refused to name which disciples he believed were gay, saying people would have to read the book.

"Let's work that one out when the book comes out," Dr McCleary said.


Now here is info on the time travel device you will need. Set the coordinates to the star lines laid out in his book and you will actually be transported back in time to a location within 20feet of jesus, possibly on a day of one the sexual encounters. Here is link>
[link to www.lifetechnology.org]

Warning: your travel will most likely be only ASTRAL, unless you are near a good vortex. My friend online told me about this and said it is 100% true. This is the secret people are paying thousands for.
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"He refused to name which disciples he believed were gay, saying people would have to read the book."

No matter how much education one may say they have, this author has proven he is pathetically stupid.
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"For every idle word that a man shall speak, he shall give account thereof in the day of judgement."
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"For every idle word that a man shall speak, he shall give account thereof in the day of judgement."
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prove. me. wrong.

All instructions are given the first post. Prove me wrong.
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Prove you wrong on what? Time Travel? Or that Jesus was gay?
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Prove you wrong on what? Time Travel? Or that Jesus was gay?
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Either or. I know what I saw.
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Prove you wrong on what? Time Travel? Or that Jesus was gay?

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Either or. I know what I saw.
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There is nothing for me to prove to you, nor do I expect anything to be proven to me. By all means, you have a right to your opinion, but I have no doubt that the issue of Jesus being gay is absurd. Time travel on the other hand is another issue.

Time travel has existed for a very long time. The day draws near when time travel will be announced as ‘a new thing’ and we will all be tested, as were Adam and Eve. Ancient knowledge speaks of this as well as scripture, and some will choose wisely and some will not.

The Keeper of Time
[link to www.thebeloveddisciple.org]

Ode to Time
[link to www.thebeloveddisciple.org]
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Not in the Jewish culture of his day. He would have been stoned to death as a very young man if he indulged in homosexuality.

It was absolutely unacceptable. He was probably married off by the time he was 17 or so, certainly by the time he was 20. That too was the usual practice and all marriages were arranged. As a carpenter, he would have been able to make what was considered a decent living in that era and would have been expected to marry. His parents would have arranged it for him and the young people were expected to obey.

So it probably was not Mary Magdeline but someone from a family of equal status and wealth. She may not have been alive when he started his gathering of disciples because so many women died in childbirth or, like his fellow married disciples, he just left her and any children with his family and went off to do what he had to do.

It was, after all, a land where women were regularly separated from the men in the temples and in their social life.
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Stupidest topic of the day award.

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