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Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm

 
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Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Turn your orgasm from a 1 Act Michael Bay film into a 3 Act Operetta:

I'm over 30 and it took me this long to figure out how to have a long multi-phasic orgasm; similar to the ones that women have all the time. I'm going to share the process of how to do it, but I'm going to use metaphor because I don't want to get all gross and graphic here.

The main idea is like chasing a rollercoaster. Take yourself (with or without a partner) to where you are almost caught up to the coaster (orgasm) and about to release, but instead of indulging yourself fully, turn sensation way down to a crawl (but not off) -- enough to let a tiny bit of pressure out of the steampipe.

By this time the coaster (full orgasm) will have taken off way down the track and it is possible lose it or think you have lost it and give up - don't! That previous release on its own would be considered a very poor and unsatisfactory orgasm, indeed. -- But if you ramp sensation back up and get back into a furious gallop you can catch back up to the coaster and allow another very tiny release, again backing sensation down to minimal (not off).

Finally, make the last run to catch up again and go ahead and indulge yourself this time and don't back down from sensation at all.

If you've done it right it should feel like your entire nervous system has peeled back from your skeletal structure and is drawing itself out the end of your john adams like a bundle of sledgehammers.

A hell of a thing, really.

hf
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
zetas right again
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
and so it begins
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Will this work with dolphins OP?
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
lol
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Try Tantra.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
I did what you said, OP, but my tits get in the way.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Will this work with dolphins OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 414461


Oh good Lord, I read a soft porn thing about......hmmmm.....well.....good post OP! Many men could benefit from this or at least teach them a modicum of control. Preemie ejaculators...and there are many of you out there....listen up!
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04/21/2008 11:47 AM
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
yes, it works. It's called building pressure.
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04/21/2008 11:54 AM
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Lens Flare.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
I want a Dolphin.
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04/21/2008 11:56 AM
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
this is pretty much how I've always done it, to rave reviews
these days !
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04/21/2008 11:57 AM
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Gayest thread EVAH.
Kevin Martin
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
I still want that Dolphin.
KindaGamey (OP)

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04/21/2008 12:14 PM
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
guess it's like wiping your arse, if no one tells you how to do it, how do you know if you're doing it right?
This post pending review.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
SWAMP GAS!
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
~~~Squirt~~~~
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Hot air balloon.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Now I've heard it all!!!
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Sounds like a good way to blow your nutz clean off!

How sadistic.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Pump it! Keep pumping!!!

doomsol dubya

OHHHH YEAAAHHH!!!

screamabombdead3

pennywise 1rof1
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
do you need a foreskin to be able to do this?
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wackada wackada wackada
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
do you need a foreskin to be able to do this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 417907


No, but a rubber band will probably help.
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
What do the gals think of this?

Got to be some 'load queens' out there, right??
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
If you build a better orgasm, they will come....
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
If you build a better orgasm, they will come....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 317540


ROFL........come one, come all.....
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Anybody have luck with this yet?
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
Anybody have luck with this yet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18328


I tried the "buttock-clenching" thing, which is supposed to trim up yer prostate and erection-power.

But, really, it's literally a "pain in the ass".

Must be the same for women who do this "pelvic floor" exercising.

Only creepy people like Richard Simmons and Jane Fonda actually do this shit as a regimen, every day.

damned
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04/21/2008 05:31 PM

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I give this thread three (3) jerkit jerkit jerkit
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Re: Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm
....should feel like your entire nervous system has peeled back from your skeletal structure and is drawing itself out the end of your john adams like a bundle of sledgehammers.
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OP, I'm not sure that the above is what I'm looking for.

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