Men: How to Build a Better Orgasm

Turn your orgasm from a 1 Act Michael Bay film into a 3 Act Operetta:

I'm over 30 and it took me this long to figure out how to have a long multi-phasic orgasm; similar to the ones that women have all the time. I'm going to share the process of how to do it, but I'm going to use metaphor because I don't want to get all gross and graphic here.

The main idea is like chasing a rollercoaster. Take yourself (with or without a partner) to where you are almost caught up to the coaster (orgasm) and about to release, but instead of indulging yourself fully, turn sensation way down to a crawl (but not off) -- enough to let a tiny bit of pressure out of the steampipe.

By this time the coaster (full orgasm) will have taken off way down the track and it is possible lose it or think you have lost it and give up - don't! That previous release on its own would be considered a very poor and unsatisfactory orgasm, indeed. -- But if you ramp sensation back up and get back into a furious gallop you can catch back up to the coaster and allow another very tiny release, again backing sensation down to minimal (not off).

Finally, make the last run to catch up again and go ahead and indulge yourself this time and don't back down from sensation at all.

If you've done it right it should feel like your entire nervous system has peeled back from your skeletal structure and is drawing itself out the end of your john adams like a bundle of sledgehammers.

A hell of a thing, really.