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BREAKING **Alien Invasion** BREAKING
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This just came out on BBC News, I am so scared, looks like something attacked the spacestation during a live feed. I´m trying to write this down as the anchor dude is saying it
"Ladies and gentlement, uh, we´ve just lost the picture, but what we´ve seen speaks for itself. The Mir International Space Station has apparently been taken over--´conquered,´ if you will--by a master race of giant space ants. It´s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I´d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves"
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