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BREAKING **Alien Invasion** BREAKING

 
Zygote
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12/14/2004 06:20 AM
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This just came out on BBC News, I am so scared, looks like something attacked the spacestation during a live feed. Iīm trying to write this down as the anchor dude is saying it


"Ladies and gentlement, uh, weīve just lost the picture, but what weīve seen speaks for itself. The Mir International Space Station has apparently been taken over--īconquered,ī if you will--by a master race of giant space ants. Itīs difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. Iīd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves"
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Link?
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Watch Out!!! Theyīre ruffled!!!
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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LOL @ AC above

Hehe
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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I think you might find that Mir has been "deorbited" (thatīs a fancy word for dropped into the atmosphere and burned to smithereens).

PS - what exactly is a "smithereen"?
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Isnīt Smithereen a formal irish jig?
dml  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Mir fell into the ocean more than 3 years ago. What have you been smoking!
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Mir is still there, it is orbiting the moon collecting moon dust and moon rocks and some moon granules and possibly some moon sand.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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1rof11rof11rof1
woohoowoohoowoohoo

a new godlike amusement thread?

stoner
dml  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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donīt forget the moonshadow..
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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I am partial to a bit of moonshadow, it goes well with my whore-rouge blusher.

I really donīt like the idea of working in the sugar caves, or the candy stick castles they will live in. Anyone got a giant kettle full of scolding water?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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save me Jeebus!
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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A smithereen is a small smither and a smither is a big smith.
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Ahhh now I understand, thank Jeebus for that, I could have embarrassed myself in front of the others and used smithereen in the wrong context...what is a smither?
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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A smither is a big smith.

Smith is the passive past participle of smite.

Smite is what I may do.
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Zygote - Scolding Water.

I once had some water that also gave me a right ticking off and a clip round the lughole.
Carter  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Why donīt they just do what we did in the olī country?

Whenever we had an ant problem we would create a vacuum outside our ranch and suck them all outside.

....but you NASA types donīt want to listen to this olī country boy............
Druthers  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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AAAUGH!!

I just found out my prostitute is an alien, I need a few more minutes to assimilate that - and then you throw THIS at me???


scream
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Hieronymous Howard

LOL ure a funny guy/girl

Carter

I once put forward a paper to the head of NASA stating the exact same concept you said you did to erradicate the ant threat. Alas they had already started to make changes for the ant invasion force by stopping work and falling to their knees, much like most of the military had done. Why fight such a powerful threat!

But donīt let it stop you from the good fight, forget orgonite generators, I have just created a patented vaccum generator made of an old brush, some blutac, a pencil (preferably 3B) and a copy of "RAZZLE". It can generate a vaccumetric field that can disable an ant within 4 inches. Iīll put it up on my website too!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Wow...former president James Taylor.












ppig
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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PIONEER 10 SPACECRAFT SENDS LAST SIGNAL After more than 30 years, it appears the venerable Pioneer 10 spacecraft has sent its last signal to Earth. Pioneerīs last, very weak signal was received on 23 January 2003

THE ALIENS TOOK CARE OF THIS ONE TOO!
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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VIEWER ADVISORY: The preceding post contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by young children.
Informant  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Watch the skies!!!


anon
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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January 23, 2003
and
June 6, 2006

1230 Days

last day for the pioneer 10 signal was 1230 days before 6/6/06
boardmember  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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In your area, the space alien invasion manual, may or may not be available, at this time?

For more details, please contact Randolph Winterīs publishing company, in California?

Acting lessons on how to act scared, frightened and running down the street screaming, "Oh theyīre after me"!, may or may not be available in your area?
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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wthread
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Thank you Carter for that judicious bump which appears to have rejuventated this dying thread.

<>: A dispute has broken out within the leadership of the ants with uncertainty over who the Queen is. Several bloated ants have come forward but have been dismissed as charlatans.

The crisis deepened just an hour ago when egg production stopped and the warrior caste was sent on an urban pacification program to try and quell the growing dissent.

One spokesant is quoted as saying "Itīs complete bedlam. One minute we were raiding a picnic X5467BB had found and the next, civil war!!"

A termite, embedded with the colony to report ongoing developments, was eaten in the chaos.


I smite smith that smither later
Zygote  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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LOL HH

I just heard that on NBC and CNN, Iīm not leaving the house unless I am armed with some form of protective toffee.

LOL, HH i got tears in my eyes from that post I cant type LOL
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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OP, YOU UNORIGINAL DUMB BASTARD!! THAT WAS IN A SIMPSONS EPISODE WHERE HOMER WENT INTO SPACE!! USE YOUR OWN MATERIAL, DUMBSHIT!
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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Did you hear that resounding echo when the penny dropped (Japan measured it as 0.7 Eq Richter)?

And thereīs me thinking a colony of insects had not only achieved space travel but were taking over terribly-built space stations!!

Just call me Gullibility Brown!!!
Hieronymous Howard  (OP)

12/08/2005 10:10 AM
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And cheers Zyggy, glad to be of chuckling service to ya!!!





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