UK: Joe Biden green lights terror attacks in Northern Ireland to drive out British forces once and for all!

Brits aren´t the problem anymore. The boat people are!

I support my president Joe Biden! He's got that fighting Irish spirit. With Joe at our side we'll conquer the world for Jesus and transgenderism.

While it's always expected that Biden is going to say something stupid, nothing indicated in the article that he has, so far as this is concerned, OP. Juan star, suspended rating, for click bait title.

British forces haven't been in NI for years. As for NI politics, it is still mainly a state with a majority in favour of the union with the rest of the UK. So article B/S.

He is visiting Ireland for a week in April but says he is too busy to attend the Coronation on 6 May.

Could be he doesn't trust his bowl movements or feel snubbed for being sat in the middle of Westerminster Catherdral at the Queens funeral.

THE ONLY IRISHMAN IN HISTORY WHO MANIFESTS A DRUNKEN CONDITION W/O BUSHMILLS OR GUINESS STOUT..OR...AS ME PATERNAL GRANDFATHER, WHO HAD A DROP OR 2 OF THE FOREMENTIONED LITTLE MEDICINES SAID...AN ARSHMUN" LOL SO "FAITH AND BEGORA", "FLIBBERTY GIBBET: AND "SAINTS PRESARVE US" FOR THE HIDEBOUND OLD RELIC SHITTING ON THE CARPET IN THE OVAL OFFICE ( IT'S EASIER TO CLEAN UP SHIT IN THE BASEMENT IN DELAWARE AND LESS LOOSE LIPS ABOUT).....AND A SHOUTOUT TO ME OLD IRISH GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMUM BARTHENA MCGEE FROM OLD COUNTY, LIMERICK AND CLARE WITH POINTS FOR ANTRIM, DUBLIN TOWN AND OL' DERRY...AND DEAR OL BELFAST IN CIRCA 1640...NO WONDER I LIKES ME TATERS AND PRATITES AND CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE.....AND A TUMBLER OR 2 OF FINE WHISKY EVERY HOUR OR TWO FOR 'TIS TRULY A FINE AND PLEASANT MISERY IT IS!

THEN SHE SAID WITH A GRIN AS SHE WIPED IT ON HER CHIN...IF ME EAR WAS A PUSSY I'D FUCK IT

"THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN FROM LIME *RICK* WHOSE 3RD GREAT GRANDSON HAD QUITE A LOVELY MEATY BIG DICK"...*THE END*
AND SO IT GOES...

THERE ONCE WAS A GOBSHITE HAWK NAMED BIDEN WHOSE GRANDMAMMY WENT OUT A RIDIN'
HORSE SLIPPED ON WET GRASS AND SHE BUSTED HER ASS AND ON THE HORSES COCK SHE ENDED UP SLIDIN'....

ALONG CAME OL' HARRY AND HEGHAN AND OF COURSE BY THEN THEY BOTH WERE BEGGIN'
WE HAVE SUCH APPREHENSION MUST HAVE MUCH MORE ATTENTION TO OUR GREED THEN LIGHTNING SHOT OUT OF HER ARSE!! ABSTRACT?

SO MEGHAN JUST THEN RUNG UP CHARLES
WHOM WITH HARRY SHE'D HAD MANY QUARRELS
"IN 'MERIKA WE NEED MUCH MORE MONEY FOR THEIR PRICES HERE JUST ARE NOT FUNNY"
UNLIKE HOME WHERE WE'RE LAUDED, HERE WE'RE NEVER APPLAUDED
JUST TO TO EAT HERE THEY MAKE US PAY MONEY!

THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN NAMED MARKEL
LOST HER "SUITS" JOB CAUSE SHE 'AD NO SPARKLE'
OVER RASICM (sic) SHE'S BARKIN SADLY NO ONE WOULD HARKEN
SHE WAS A POOR DONOR NOT EVEN PHILIP WOULD BONE HER SO
IT'S ONLY DEAD TIME SHE WAS MARKIN'

A WOMAN FROM CALI L.A.STARED IN HER MIRROR ALL DAY
SHE THOUGHT SHE'S QUITE A LOOKER
WRITING POEMS ON BANANAS FOR HOOKERS...
AS SHE SOUGHT TO BE PAID FOR MORE WAYS TO GET LAID SHE WAS NO LONGER STAID AND IT BOILED UP 'ER BRAIN LIKE A PRESSURE COOKER.

MEG TRAVELED TO SOUTH CAROLINA WHERE THE WARM SALT AIR HEALED HER VAGINA..WHEN SHE RANG UP THE QUEEN TO REPORT WHAT IT'D BEEN SHE WAS TOLD "LEAVE THAT HUGE SCABBY THING IN THE SURF YOU "CREAM IN THE COFFEE TART WHINER"!

OUR LI'L MEGGIE THEN TOLD THE QUEEN "YOU OLD TART DON'T BE SO MEAN MINE IS NO LONGER RED UNLIKE YOURS THAT'S QUITE DEAD
AND 'ROUND THE EDGES YOURS IS VERDIGRIS GREEN!

ANDREWS DAD JUST MAY WELL BE "PORCHIE" CAUSE LIZ'S COOKIE HE QUITE LIKELY DID SCORCHEE.
AND THAT MAYBE QUITE WELL BETTER'N JIMMY SAVILE CAUSE HIS HOUSE DID THE PEASANTS JUST TORCHEE. \

PRINCESS MARGARET WAS QUITE LONG AND LEAN AND SHE DRANK AND FUCKED LIKE A MACHINE 'B'NEATH THE SUN OF ST.CROIS SHE DID TOO MANY BOYS AND NOW FOR YEARS SLEEPS B'NEATH A CARPET OF GREEN.

PHILIP THE GREEK WAS SIMIAN AND THICKHEADED AND WEAK HIS FEATURES RESEMBLING A RHESUS........HIS MUM WAS A LOON WHO WOULD HOWL AT THE MOON THEY FLED GREECE IN THE 30S FOR NO PEACE-US....AFTER QUITE A FEWS DAYS IN THE GOOD OL' UK SHE WAS LOCKED UP CAUSE SHE CLAIMED WED TO JESUS.....SHE WORE HABITS ABOUT LEAVING CERTAIN NO DOUBT SHE WAS LOCKED UP LIKE LIZ'S OTHER KIN...EVEN HID HER FROM DETECTIVES WHO COULD'VE PROVEN DEFECTIVE TIL SHE DIED STILL AS THEY KEPT HER ON PILLS
NO ONE KNEW ABOUT THE 2 COUSINS (MAY HAVE EVEN BEEN DOZENS)SO EVEN DETECTIVES COULDN'T EXERCISE THEIR ELECTIVE THEREFORE HARDLY PROVE HER DEFECTIVE



OH WAIT OH WAIT!! WAIT THERE ONE ABOUT THAT FELOW FROM NANTUCKET THERE WAS ONE ABOUT NANTUCKET..SOMETHING LOONG.....UN....I FORGOT..



OH.I'VE LEARNED TO MAKE LIMERICKS! FLIBBERTY GIBBET!!

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