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Sumati Talveer Offer Upgrade User ID: 370329 United States 04/24/2008 01:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything. California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids. Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes...Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Hookers and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, But No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Edyoocashun State Texas: Se Hablo Ingles Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Ay, Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: We have more rain than you do West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese! Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared |
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