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Oh, my! It has come to this! Warning!

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Contrary to popular belief
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4/25/2008 12:27 PM

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Warning!!!

I don't usually pass on political advice or info, however we had all better wake up and start paying attention!

This morning in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action against Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of convenience store managers.

And if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell Computer customer service reps, AOL Help, Motel 6 managers, and liquor store cashiers.

Who knew it would come to this. It's getting ugly!

tomato

Put blinders on to those things that conspire to hold you back, especially the ones in your own head. Guard your good mood. Listen to music every day, joke, and love and read more for fun, especially poetry. -Meryl Streep

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4/25/2008 12:29 PM

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4/25/2008 12:42 PM

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Look into my dot when I'm talking to you.

Contrary to popular belief
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4/25/2008 12:52 PM

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Look into my dot when I'm talking to you. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 412124 Put blinders on to those things that conspire to hold you back, especially the ones in your own head. Guard your good mood. Listen to music every day, joke, and love and read more for fun, especially poetry. -Meryl Streep

Nailer45
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4/25/2008 12:54 PM

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you mean I will meet a manager that can speak english ? Hot damn.

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4/25/2008 12:56 PM

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I WALKED INTO A 7-11 THE OTHER DAY AND THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER HAD A RED DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD AND I SAID TO HIM, "YOU MUST BE FROM PAKISTAN" AND HE SAID, "NO, I WAS JUST SHOT IN A ROBBERY ATTEMPT. PLEASE CALL 911."

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4/25/2008 1:04 PM

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I WALKED INTO A 7-11 THE OTHER DAY AND THE GUY BEHIND THE COUNTER HAD A RED DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD AND I SAID TO HIM, "YOU MUST BE FROM PAKISTAN" AND HE SAID, "NO, I WAS JUST SHOT IN A ROBBERY ATTEMPT. PLEASE CALL 911." Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5174 No kidding? Hope it was a paintball gun!

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