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'Miracle' Wrinkle Cream's key ingredient: circumcised baby foreskin !

 
killdamon

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'Miracle' Wrinkle Cream's key ingredient: circumcised baby foreskin !
Barbara Blair says this new gel she's been using makes her face look a lot younger than the Retin-A and vitamin C creams she's been using.

"It's really tightened my skin. Firmed it. The little lines are much better. The texture is very appreciably different."

What Blair probably doesn't know is that a key ingredient in the cream is the foreskin of a circumcised baby.

The skin that would otherwise be tossed away. It was first made into a product that helped burn victims heal. Now it's in this antiwrinkle gel, called TNS Recovery Complex.

Betsy Rubenstone is the aesthetician in the plastic surgery department at the University of Pennsylvania and she swears by this stuff.

She knows why the foreskin is used.

"It's filled with everything we begin to lose as we age," Rubenstone says. "And that includes growth factors, amino acids, proteins, collage, elastin and holyuronic acid."

Thomas Jefferson University Hospital dermatologist Paul Bujanauskas says while TNS might have merit, he would not prescribe it for his patients because no scientific research proving its value has been published in medical journals.

The cost of one bottle of TNS is about $130. And that will last you about a month and a half. How does it smell? Well that's another downside. Just ask anybody who uses it.

"It's disgusting. It's got a sour smell to it that makes you want to gag," says Blair. "But you get used to it."

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04/25/2008 10:22 PM
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ok thats just sick. its about as cool as soap made from human fat or lampshades made from human skin. just fucking great
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04/25/2008 10:25 PM

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Yea soap. I never forget that part of the movie " Fight Club", Where they steal the fat from the liposuction clinic to make soap and Tyler gets big $$$ to sell it to upscale boutiques. osmhiqqg
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04/25/2008 10:27 PM
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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...
"Until you are willing to organize your friends and neighbors and literally shut down cities - drive at 5mph through the streets of major cities on the freeway and stop commerce, refuse to show up for work, refuse to borrow and spend more than you make, show up in Washington DC with a million of your neighbors and literally shut down The Capitol you WILL be bent over the table on a daily basis." Karl Denninger

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04/25/2008 10:28 PM

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I'm kinda disturbed by that, but not for the reasons most probably are. My problem is that if a part of someone's body is used for profit, then the "donor" should get some kind of benefit. If I find out my toenail clipping can cure herpes or something like that, best believe I'd want at least a few percent of the revenue!
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I'm kinda disturbed by that, but not for the reasons most probably are. My problem is that if a part of someone's body is used for profit, then the "donor" should get some kind of benefit. If I find out my toenail clipping can cure herpes or something like that, best believe I'd want at least a few percent of the revenue!
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Does the cream smell like "head-cheese"?

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