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Survival Kit For 2012

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Prof-Rabbit
User ID: 148352
5/15/2008 4:08 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Clean water.

You will need 3 large unglazed plant pots, preferably the type without holes in the center, (or use good quality corks to fill the hole) one larger plastic tub, one wooden chair. (plus spares)

Cutout the middle of the wooden chair such that a pot is firmly supported around two thirds to three quarters near its rim. (or use what you have to hand.)

Place the other pots inside each other so that you have a stack of three pots, fill the top pot with the raw water, place the plastic tub under the chair.

With time you will have clean water in the plastic tub, note: this water will be tasteless but very clean.

Larger pots produce more water, remove and scrub the top pot in clean water weekly, keep away from sunlight to reduce algae in the pots.

Three 12" pots will produce enough drinking water for two people daily.

Try this at home, use smaller pots but realize the quantity of water will be much smaller.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433370
5/15/2008 4:21 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

What you dont needlotion

Shampoo
floride tooth paste
anti-depresants
sugar
Caffeine
Tobbacco
Porn
vasaline
kleenex
Charmin Toilet paper
Diet Coke
Windex
Lysol
Asprin
Rubbers
Polo shirts
golf clubs
Gasoline
paper products

mouth wash
PC or lap top
flip flops
finger nail polish
female flush
perfume
make up
chinese food
mayo
Mustard.Ketchup/catsup
locks
stamps
Tennis shoes
envelopes
helmets
Tax forms
SS card
bullit proof vests
DL
permits
profesional lisence
Cars
electricity
pepper spray
Sewage service
floride water
fear
Xanax
viagra...
 Quoting: Trade Mark 432473



HAHAHA PISSER OF A LIST THANKS!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 432831
5/15/2008 5:38 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

What can we add to the list of long term survival! No cars, no gas, no electricity, no cell phones, No Pizzahut, no grocery stores!

People are the biggest assets! But can they produce more then they take? That is a big problem with the society we have today! Ask yourself are you a giver or a taker! That will be your first survival skill!
 Quoting: The Antichrist 666



Are you drunk or just retarded?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433028
5/15/2008 5:39 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

If you have the time, a WFR (Wilderness First Responder, pronounced woofer) course would be highly recommended. It's a wilderness "first aid" course that goes a lot more in depth than your everyday first aid class. It's a pretty intense class, so be prepared to devote a lot of study time. TAlk to your local fire department about where you can sign up for the next one available in your area. The knowledge, though not absolute, is certainly invaluable. There are higher grade classes one can take after a WFR is completed, but it's a start. Great thread BTW. Thanks everyone for the input!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 427897
5/15/2008 5:40 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

i really want to see you be able to use your kit when a mach1 tidal wave hits you :)
Madraz Zelnik
User ID: 433388
5/15/2008 6:03 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

I would not wait untill 2012
best information so far I put up here
[link to notwithmeyouwont.wordpress.com]
check out the extra pages in top-menu called 'how do you proceed' and 'preparations'

I'd recommend you start today and get the **** out of there if you're npt allready preparing you may even be to late
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433397
5/15/2008 6:33 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

If you think you can buy your way to survival, I recommend buying a tomb stone.

If you want to survive, I recommend this survival guide:
[link to www.thewayhomeorfacethefire.info]

As a person that has been involved in survivalism for a while and owns a lot of the "preparedness" items listed in this post, I can tell you that the survival guide above is absolutely key for anyone serious about survival.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 368888
5/15/2008 8:09 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Insect repellent

Or, garlic (you can make your own insect repellent).

Book on medicinal herbs.
Book on kitchen herbs.
Book on seed saving.
Lots of extra heirloom seeds (kind of hard to grow some things, may waste many seeds if you are not experienced gardener.

Books on gardening.

Also, recommend planting raspberry bushes, blackberry bushes, grape vines, apple trees, pear trees, peach trees.

You can even grow citrus trees if you have sliding glass door. They can be indoor during winter and outside in nice weather.

Don’t forget to plant strawberries as well!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 368888
5/15/2008 8:10 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Can't believe I forgot blueberries. These are very healthy.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 311702
5/15/2008 8:16 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

A rubber vagina and lots of porn
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 311702
5/15/2008 8:17 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

A rubber vagina and lots of porn
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 432833
5/15/2008 8:58 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Sugar and salt. Lots of both! Pepper and cinnamon help make stuff better to eat. COFFEE or tea as you prefer. Sour dough starter and parafin wax to help preserve stuff.
Hand crank radio to see if there is anyone left.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 432786
5/15/2008 9:05 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Rope, string, superglue,
Phoenix 2012 Subscriber
Rote Himmel Kommen
User ID: 425066
5/15/2008 9:21 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Nice thread TAC! I don't have much to add after reading it. There are some great survival programs on the net as well.

First aid, and first responders are a must.

Peace,

Indeed, if we look for Job, verse 29.18 “Then I said: 'I shall die with my nest, and I shall multiply my days as the phoenix.'”
[link to www.studiolum.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 424488
5/15/2008 9:25 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Looking for ideas, does anybody have any suggestions for the list?
 Quoting: The Antichrist 666


pocket pussy?
Cunning_linguist
User ID: 433467
5/15/2008 9:26 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

All I need is 2 things....
1. lots of guns and body armor.
2. to live next to someone who is prepared....LOL
Frigg Stuyvesant Subscriber
User ID: 398933
5/15/2008 9:32 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

White tuxedo and hat with skull head cane oh, and shoe spats..
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 330512
5/15/2008 9:36 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

ummm- a Spaceship with one of those food generatiors like they have in Star Track.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 430909
5/15/2008 9:37 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

All I need is 2 things....
1. lots of guns and body armor.
2. to live next to someone who is prepared....LOL
 Quoting: Cunning_linguist



People should check this site out also. Join it!! good info on info you can download on how to be your own doctor and saving seeds learn how to garden.

I do not know if this is mentioned on this thread yet is how about any research on Ultra Violet lighting for plants. Since its a real possibility of no sun light for some time, because of volcanic ash.



[link to www.survivalistboards.com]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 430909
5/15/2008 9:42 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Clean water.

You will need 3 large unglazed plant pots, preferably the type without holes in the center, (or use good quality corks to fill the hole) one larger plastic tub, one wooden chair. (plus spares)

Cutout the middle of the wooden chair such that a pot is firmly supported around two thirds to three quarters near its rim. (or use what you have to hand.)

Place the other pots inside each other so that you have a stack of three pots, fill the top pot with the raw water, place the plastic tub under the chair.

With time you will have clean water in the plastic tub, note: this water will be tasteless but very clean.

Larger pots produce more water, remove and scrub the top pot in clean water weekly, keep away from sunlight to reduce algae in the pots.

Three 12" pots will produce enough drinking water for two people daily.

Try this at home, use smaller pots but realize the quantity of water will be much smaller.
 Quoting: Prof-Rabbit 148352

I'll be pro-Rabbit I didn't think you believed in that we are in uncertain times.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 428465
5/15/2008 9:43 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

One bottle of Potassium Cyanide tablets... chewable.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 330512

AMEN
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433053
5/15/2008 9:43 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Looking for ideas, does anybody have any suggestions for the list?


It's going to be funny as hell when 2012 comes and goes and you idiots are sitting here wondering why nothing happened. I'll be sure to remind you that I told you so.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 88145


They are pretty stupid.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433486
5/15/2008 9:57 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

The only disaster coming in 2012 is the hit in your checking account for buying all this needless junk. I'm sure the companies are more than happy to sell it to you though - somehow, they don't seem to be as concerned about the end being nigh, I wonder why? :)
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 428465
5/15/2008 10:06 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Looking for ideas, does anybody have any suggestions for the list?


It's going to be funny as hell when 2012 comes and goes and you idiots are sitting here wondering why nothing happened. I'll be sure to remind you that I told you so.


They are pretty stupid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433053

Can you say with 100% certainty that nothing will happen? If yes how do you know?

It is kind of like god, maybe I am wrong and there is no god but what if there is?
I would rather be safe then sorry.

My point is if were wrong so what we end up with a bunch of stuff laying around, but if were right what does that mean for you? Lets pretend that something does happen what is your plan? Like if yellow stone blew. Give a real answer.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 432833
5/15/2008 10:20 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Baking soda. And a still. I need instructions to make one. If society collapses, those who have the drink or smoke will always have customers and income. Helpful hint: get the type of poppy seeds with somniferam in the name. Like bread box or hen and chicks. There will always be a demand for a good pain killer, and no one to tell you you can't grow them.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 367687
5/15/2008 10:44 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

tooth paste

-40 deg sleeping bag

ass much ammo as you can get(maybe even a book on reloading and a starter bench, not very expensive keep your brass..of or course without electricity..could be an issue)but their are manual benchs. PRimers and powder.

a good hunting rifle, and a few other guns.

cigarettes

crate's of booze
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 429094
5/15/2008 10:48 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Am in a hurry but when I finish work Ill come and post some videos about how to pack food to last fresh for long periods of time. And what supplies to use you need in order to do that.
The Giant
User ID: 433522
5/15/2008 11:44 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Communication skills may come in handy.

If you think no one else is going to be out there in the boonies with you then guess again. How many people are thinking the same thing? Head for the hills to get away from all the bad things going down ...

Learn how to calm yourself down maybe learn to meditate or do simple breathing exercises.

Learn how to calm other people down, because it's probably better to have friends than enemies.

Learn how to work together

Learn how to do CPR

Don't forget a copy of the Hitchhikers Guide :)
the_view
User ID: 433528
5/15/2008 11:58 AM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

a good job..
money in the bank..
a house..
a car..
a nice garden..
tv..
music..
a family..
two freezers..
a credit card or two..
The Antichrist 666 Subscriber
I am who I am
User ID: 433230
5/15/2008 12:26 PM
Re: Survival Kit For 2012Quote

Am in a hurry but when I finish work Ill come and post some videos about how to pack food to last fresh for long periods of time. And what supplies to use you need in order to do that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 429094

That would be awsome! Like I said before knowledge is gonna be the best survival tool! Thanks glp for all the info you guys posted! ;{>

I'm gonna print all this info and make porfolios for the cabin! Alot of people think it's a waste of time and money, but even if it doesn't happen it's still better to be prepared!

I'm the one and only true ANTICHRIST!!!
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