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My new girlfriend and oral sex
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 425656
5/16/2008 8:10 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I guess giving her a little "rim' job is out of the question.
If you don't tongue that pussy, somebody will. If she has had oral sex experience and you don't give her a little nibble on the clit from time to time, move on now.
On the other hand, relax and you might enjoy it. woman taste really fine when raised to a boil!!
Betcha $5 he doesn't know what a rim job is.... LOL Quoting: Enaid
Ummm... I'm over sixty - care to explain  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433358 (OP)
5/16/2008 8:11 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I hope you don't expect oral sex from her either then. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433558
Absolutely not ! I have told her that I would not wish to indulge in such filthy and depraved heathen activity.The very thought makes me want to be sick.In fact I think I shall go to say a prayer. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434138
5/16/2008 8:11 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Betcha $5 he doesn't know what a rim job is.... LOL Quoting: Enaid
 might make him puke if you tell him |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 432121
5/16/2008 8:11 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I am nearly 16. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
OK, now you tell us. Dude, you and she are both too young to be having sex. Stop it at once. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 114060
5/16/2008 8:13 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
At 15 year old OP you sex life should be between you and your hand.
Now go do your homework pop back in a few years.
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SubarcticBeef 
Human Forklift
User ID: 221410
5/16/2008 8:13 PM
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OP, get a vibrator, and use it on her.
EWWW! Yes. Excellent advice. Quoting: Enaid
That does it! We're getting married. We'll have oral and creative sex until we both explode!
Go Ahead And Try. I Dare Ya!
[link to s49.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 114060
5/16/2008 8:13 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
At 15 year old OP you sex life should be between you and your hand.
Now go do your homework - pop back in a few years.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434138
5/16/2008 8:13 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
depraved heathen activity Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
I think i almost shit my pants on that one, what 16 yo uses the word "heathen"?
your not amish are you, wait cant be that they dont have electricity |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 425656
5/16/2008 8:13 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I hope you don't expect oral sex from her either then.
Absolutely not ! I have told her that I would not wish to indulge in such filthy and depraved heathen activity.The very thought makes me want to be sick.In fact I think I shall go to say a prayer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
OK, OK, end of wind-up time . Now go toss yourself then take a cold shower. |
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Enaid
User ID: 310721
5/16/2008 8:16 PM
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16 - you had better be using rubbers every single time, even if she says she is on protection. You don't want to be a daddy with child-support payments at such a young age.
Or catch something funky - like herpes.
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Play doctor... Ask her if you can just play around and investigate. Experiment. Ask her to tell you what feels good. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433697
5/16/2008 8:16 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I hope you don't expect oral sex from her either then.
Absolutely not ! I have told her that I would not wish to indulge in such filthy and depraved heathen activity.The very thought makes me want to be sick.In fact I think I shall go to say a prayer. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
That does it, you're just yanking our chains. I call 
Good post tho, got a lot of people going. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433358 (OP)
5/16/2008 8:17 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I hope you don't expect oral sex from her either then.
Absolutely not ! I have told her that I would not wish to indulge in such filthy and depraved heathen activity.The very thought makes me want to be sick.In fact I think I shall go to say a prayer.
OK, OK, end of wind-up time . Now go toss yourself then take a cold shower. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 425656
Ho ho ho......I think I`ll be letting her wash my dick with her mouth.....and as fast as she can....heh heh |
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Enaid
User ID: 310721
5/16/2008 8:17 PM
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OP, get a vibrator, and use it on her.
EWWW! Yes. Excellent advice.
That does it! We're getting married. We'll have oral and creative sex until we both explode! Quoting: SubarcticBeef
How about in our next life? LOL |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434273
5/16/2008 8:18 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I bet if a big black dude busted a HUGE load into her snatch you would dive down there and eat it like there was no tomorrow! FAG.... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434138
5/16/2008 8:18 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I hope you don't expect oral sex from her either then.
Absolutely not ! I have told her that I would not wish to indulge in such filthy and depraved heathen activity.The very thought makes me want to be sick.In fact I think I shall go to say a prayer.
OK, OK, end of wind-up time . Now go toss yourself then take a cold shower.
Ho ho ho......I think I`ll be letting her wash my dick with her mouth.....and as fast as she can....heh heh Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
Weew, for a second there i actually though you were serious! |
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SubarcticBeef
Human Forklift
User ID: 221410
5/16/2008 8:21 PM
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OP, get a vibrator, and use it on her.
EWWW! Yes. Excellent advice.
That does it! We're getting married. We'll have oral and creative sex until we both explode!
How about in our next life? LOL Quoting: Enaid
I wish to make a reservation. 
Go Ahead And Try. I Dare Ya!
[link to s49.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433358 (OP)
5/16/2008 8:22 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Weew, for a second there i actually though you were serious! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 434138
Yeah....it was fun while it lasted guys...thanks to ya`
night night |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 391741
5/16/2008 8:23 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
OP, what makes you think oral sex is a sin? Are you just saying that because you don't want to do it?
Have you ever given her an orgasm? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 412164
5/16/2008 8:31 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
It's a fact that most women neglect their feminine hygiene.
If it smells like pee, leave it be.
If it smells like shit, let it sit.
To all of the bimbo's who offer us spoiled meat, don't say a damn thing. You're guilty and you know it! Don't even try to pawn some self righteous bullshit on us. Just do us all a favor and  |
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SubarcticBeef
Human Forklift
User ID: 221410
5/16/2008 8:36 PM
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It's a fact that most women neglect their feminine hygiene.
If it smells like pee, leave it be.
If it smells like shit, let it sit.
To all of the bimbo's who offer us spoiled meat, don't say a damn thing. You're guilty and you know it! Don't even try to pawn some self righteous bullshit on us. Just do us all a favor and
You've been hanging around the wrong kind of women. Raise your standards, dude!
Go Ahead And Try. I Dare Ya!
[link to s49.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 432486
5/16/2008 8:40 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
dont worry , she will be moving on soon . Quoting: Bigboat
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434211
5/16/2008 8:41 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I have begun courting a young lady...... Quoting: From Utah 433358
She is no lady. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 412164
5/16/2008 8:46 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
It's a fact that most women neglect their feminine hygiene.
If it smells like pee, leave it be.
If it smells like shit, let it sit.
To all of the bimbo's who offer us spoiled meat, don't say a damn thing. You're guilty and you know it! Don't even try to pawn some self righteous bullshit on us. Just do us all a favor and
You've been hanging around the wrong kind of women. Raise your standards, dude!
Beef, It's been my experience that the good looking women are the worst offender's! Average to fair decent looking chicks are some of the best.
Who in the hell do women think they are serving up a smelly pussy? 
It ain't right, Beef. How in the hell would they like it if we told them to toss our salad right after we took a shit? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685
5/16/2008 8:57 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
sodomy is a sin against God
forget these nasty bitches. |
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SubarcticBeef
Human Forklift
User ID: 221410
5/16/2008 8:57 PM
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It's a fact that most women neglect their feminine hygiene.
If it smells like pee, leave it be.
If it smells like shit, let it sit.
To all of the bimbo's who offer us spoiled meat, don't say a damn thing. You're guilty and you know it! Don't even try to pawn some self righteous bullshit on us. Just do us all a favor and
You've been hanging around the wrong kind of women. Raise your standards, dude!
Beef, It's been my experience that the good looking women are the worst offender's! Average to fair decent looking chicks are some of the best.
Who in the hell do women think they are serving up a smelly pussy?
It ain't right, Beef. How in the hell would they like it if we told them to toss our salad right after we took a shit?
I feel bad for ya, guy. I don't know where you are from, but the ladies in my neck of the woods know how to keep it clean.
Go Ahead And Try. I Dare Ya!
[link to s49.photobucket.com] |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 426392
5/16/2008 9:01 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I have begun courting a young lady for some while now and recently our feelings have deepened and we have slept together a few times.
The relationship is loving and trusting and I have to say that I really like making love with her but I can`t bring myself to perform oral sex with her.It seems wrong to kiss a part of the body that is used for passing urine.It has caused some arguments as she won`t see my point of view that it is sinful and disgusting.How can I make her see it`s wrong and sinful ?
wash your cock then
You mean ask her to perform the fellatio act ? I really don`t think I could ask her to do this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
OP, why do you think oral sex is sinful and not pre-marital sex? I'm assuming you've been "taught" this mentality by your church or other authority figure. If you are having sex with her, you both certainly can have oral sex with one another, provided you are both disease free. And I'm sorry, but there is nothing sinful about it. Take it from an old, married woman. The only thing sinful is the brainwaashing that has been done to you. May you recover shortly as you are doing a disservice to both yourself and your girlfriend. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 426392
5/16/2008 9:08 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I just read your age, if you are in fact 15 and this is not a BS post. Like the others said, put it away until you are old enough to use it. I think I read you are from Utah. I'm assuming then, going by percentages that you are Mormon? So let's say you were old enough to be bumping nasties, why is having sex outside of marriage ok, but oral sex isn't? I just love the mentality of the today's youth. Oh and when you are old enough to bump nasties, if you are with a girl who is clean and you are clean yourself, there should be nothing holding either of you back. Just stay away from the back door - THAT is the only dirty thing no man should boldly go to. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 412164
5/16/2008 9:16 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
It's a fact that most women neglect their feminine hygiene.
If it smells like pee, leave it be.
If it smells like shit, let it sit.
To all of the bimbo's who offer us spoiled meat, don't say a damn thing. You're guilty and you know it! Don't even try to pawn some self righteous bullshit on us. Just do us all a favor and
You've been hanging around the wrong kind of women. Raise your standards, dude!
Beef, It's been my experience that the good looking women are the worst offender's! Average to fair decent looking chicks are some of the best.
Who in the hell do women think they are serving up a smelly pussy?
It ain't right, Beef. How in the hell would they like it if we told them to toss our salad right after we took a shit?
I feel bad for ya, guy. I don't know where you are from, but the ladies in my neck of the woods know how to keep it clean.
Well, your lucky, Beef! When I was in the service, I was all over the place and been with many women. As I've said before, the good looking cunts are the worst offenders while the average to fairly decent looking chicks were some of the best.
I've got to laugh like hell. After I fuck a smelly twat, I drag my dick and balls across their face to get them to suck me off. You know what they do, Beef?
THEY GET OFFENDED!
All I was trying to do was give them a taste of their smelly ass medicine, and they got offended. Freakin' psychotic, sick bitches! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 431233
5/16/2008 9:20 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I hope you are young. Take a shower together before you get down. Would this be your first time with cunnilingus?
I can't tell you how to do it - as I've never performed it. Maybe some of the guys on the board can give you some advice. As a woman, I can say - receiving it is my favorite extracurricular activity, with intercourse being 2nd.
I am nearly 16. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
Jesus Christ. What the fuck are you doing here? Go away. Take your stupid questions too. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 408991
5/16/2008 9:27 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Um, urine is STERILE!! Goes to show how crappy the Utah school system is.
If you were dying of thirst and had NO water whatsoever, drinking your urine will save your life. |
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