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My new girlfriend and oral sex
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434058
5/16/2008 9:30 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I have begun courting a young lady for some while now and recently our feelings have deepened and we have slept together a few times.
The relationship is loving and trusting and I have to say that I really like making love with her but I can`t bring myself to perform oral sex with her.It seems wrong to kiss a part of the body that is used for passing urine.It has caused some arguments as she won`t see my point of view that it is sinful and disgusting.How can I make her see it`s wrong and sinful ? Quoting: From Utah 433358
well obviously if u want to try it, dont do it in the perverted 'nasty' sort of way. make it natural. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434098
5/16/2008 9:30 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I have begun courting a young lady for some while now and recently our feelings have deepened and we have slept together a few times.
The relationship is loving and trusting and I have to say that I really like making love with her but I can`t bring myself to perform oral sex with her.It seems wrong to kiss a part of the body that is used for passing urine.It has caused some arguments as she won`t see my point of view that it is sinful and disgusting.How can I make her see it`s wrong and sinful ?
wash your cock then
You mean ask her to perform the fellatio act ? I really don`t think I could ask her to do this. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
Are you like 12 yrs old ? you sound like a grade school kid talking about sex.
take a shower together you clean her body and she clean your body and then learn how to lick and suck on her clit..
pussy is great aspecially if she is a squirter as that is a real turn on. |
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Tell It Like It Is
User ID: 389827
5/16/2008 9:31 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I have begun courting a young lady for some while now and recently our feelings have deepened and we have slept together a few times. Quoting: From Utah 433358
Court? Who the hell courts except for losers from the 1800's?
The relationship is loving and trusting and I have to say that I really like making love with her but I can`t bring myself to perform oral sex with her.It seems wrong to kiss a part of the body that is used for passing urine.It has caused some arguments as she won`t see my point of view that it is sinful and disgusting.How can I make her see it`s wrong and sinful ? Quoting: From Utah 433358
If you don't satisfy her there, you'll never satisfy her anywhere. Soon she'll be spreading 'em for the next big, muscle bound man who will come along and make her scream. Too bad for you.
Now be a man and grow some fucking balls already. |
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Dispositioner
User ID: 427337
5/16/2008 9:33 PM
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The OP is fucking with us. 15 year olds who have sex usually can barely put together a sentence. He's playing the role of a bible thumping "moral" retard youth, who still finds it OK to have pre-marital sex. Oral sex is, of course, "bad", however.
And if the OP isn't joking, well, since he's 15 and allowed to have sex with his underaged girlfriend, then I'm going to steal his girlfriend from him, even though I'm in my 20's.
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson |
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anonomous coward
User ID: 434261
5/16/2008 9:44 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
future chronic illness are always helped along with a steady diet of sex secretions straight through the mouth ................it helps start gum desease also...which then is tranfered to others..sinks into cavities to wreck bloodstream.invades sex organs ...then mgrates to other organs.causing fatigue at the very least....have fun.getting new microbes into your body....25 percent of teenage girls have stds ..... 50 percent of Blalk men have stds.....................many std carriers show no outward symptoms .............drink up, for your future bad health.. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 331956
5/16/2008 9:52 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
future chronic illness are always helped along with a steady diet of sex secretions straight through the mouth ................it helps start gum desease also...which then is tranfered to others..sinks into cavities to wreck bloodstream.invades sex organs ...then mgrates to other organs.causing fatigue at the very least....have fun.getting new microbes into your body....25 percent of teenage girls have stds ..... 50 percent of Blalk men have stds.....................many std carriers show no outward symptoms .............drink up, for your future bad health.. Quoting: anonomous coward 434261
true |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 429858
5/16/2008 9:52 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I have begun courting a young lady for some while now and recently our feelings have deepened and we have slept together a few times.
The relationship is loving and trusting and I have to say that I really like making love with her but I can`t bring myself to perform oral sex with her.It seems wrong to kiss a part of the body that is used for passing urine.It has caused some arguments as she won`t see my point of view that it is sinful and disgusting.How can I make her see it`s wrong and sinful ? Quoting: From Utah 433358
You are a fucking lunatic!
You, my friend, are going to get blown off. Don't ruin a good thing! |
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anonomous
User ID: 434261
5/16/2008 10:41 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
drink up and kiss up a future chronic illnesses and fatigue...sex still tranfers fungus parasites and bacteria .so does kissing.causes gm deseases at the least ..strep throats which can lead to miningitis..25 percent of teenage girls now have stds ..50 percent of Black men have stds..got future medical money stashed away..future dental expense mney stashed away.do you like having vague illneses and fatigue...do you like high temperatures and vaginal discharges r penal disharges ..do you like missing work.and spending money on chronic illneses that will not go away,then keep sleeping around ...............Blacks are infected at huge rate with chronic TB...and aids............go have fun ..and drink and kiss to your future poor health...................... |
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Aresh
User ID: 430493
5/16/2008 10:41 PM
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OP, why are you even asking this???
i'm not meaning an affront, but seriously.
you wanna know how you can tell her that you think it is "wrong and sinful"???
tell her exactly that.
if she doesn't agree... then obviously she doesn't fall in line with your uptight, self righteousness.
and btw... where did you even get the idea that cunnilingus or fellatio is a sin???
oh yeah, it must have been the 11th commandment; "Thou shalt not lick thy snatch"
and another thing??? you don't want to eat her out because "it's a sin"...
but you are already having sex with her? i thought that in fundamentalist christianity it was a "sin" to have sex before marriage.
i got an idea... its a 4 step program
first, climb down off that high horse.
second, invite your girl for a shower
third, wash her up good
4th, stop being a little bitch and give her a good lickin'
then, when you're all done... you can ask jesus to forgive you, and repent of your sins and heathenry
or... you can just suck it up, grow a pair, and become a heathen like the rest of us...
take this advice, and i guarantee that after you're done, you will thanking me
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 60204
5/16/2008 11:05 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
He's almost 16 and slept with her a few times. Yeah right.
Hey...if I was 16 I sure wouldn't pass up a chance for a blowjob. Anyway...this whole thing sounds so immature and I think it's a case of giving it a few years and letting nature take it's course. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434254
5/16/2008 11:10 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
shes probably a dude. |
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Fantasia II 
User ID: 255967
5/16/2008 11:12 PM
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I hope you are young. Take a shower together before you get down. Would this be your first time with cunnilingus?
I can't tell you how to do it - as I've never performed it. Maybe some of the guys on the board can give you some advice. As a woman, I can say - receiving it is my favorite extracurricular activity, with intercourse being 2nd.
I am nearly 16. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
16? You should still be practicing with lollipops.
George Orwell was right..Black is White, Up is Down, War is Peace... |
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Grizzled Old Goat
The Love Goat
User ID: 434073
5/16/2008 11:19 PM
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I am nearly 16. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
I have underwear older than you..
Have you given any thought to the fact that you may be gay?
"It may be that your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others."
Anon |
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Prof-Rabbit
User ID: 148352
5/16/2008 11:25 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
We are united in the eyes of god not some rules made up by humans. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
Is there a sex manual in the bible? no? then how is it sinful? sounds like you just don't want to do it to your GF and are using "sin" as an excuse, why don't you just be honest with your GF and tell her you don't like the idea.? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433489
5/16/2008 11:27 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
OP already outted himself on page 2 that the thread is FAKE.
But YOU IDIOTS can keep on going for all I care now.
I bet we'll see page 4 within the hour. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 426989
5/16/2008 11:32 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Tell her you know an Anonymous Coward that has a 6 inch tongue and can breath through his ears. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434347
5/16/2008 11:43 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
It is a sad commentary on the moral compass of society from the replies on this thread.
Most of you have no shame. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434347
5/16/2008 11:45 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
I knew the thread couldn't make it passed the day without your two cents, and a few other nymphomaniacs.I am nearly 16.
16? You should still be practicing with lollipops. Quoting: Fantasia II |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434347
5/16/2008 11:48 PM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
They don't listen, remember, they are proud to be without shame.future chronic illness are always helped along with a steady diet of sex secretions straight through the mouth ................it helps start gum disease also...which then is transfered to others..sinks into cavities to wreck bloodstream.invades sex organs ...then migrates to other organs.causing fatigue at the very least....have fun.getting new microbes into your body....25 percent of teenage girls have stds ..... 50 percent of Black men have stds.....................many std carriers show no outward symptoms .............drink up, for your future bad health..
true Quoting: Anonymous Coward 331956 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 378585
5/17/2008 12:24 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Did you just get back from your boy scout meeting ???
Hey OP .. Your mom is calling you..she said your bubble bath is ready and those crayons that you can write on the tub area.
You should first practice jacking off ..can you control your cum?? anything under 30 min ..Id leave you and take the Vibrators |
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SHR 
Forum Administrator
5/17/2008 12:28 AM
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OP already outted himself on page 2 that the thread is FAKE.
But YOU IDIOTS can keep on going for all I care now.
I bet we'll see page 4 within the hour. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433489
SHR skakes head and just walks away...........
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13.0.0.0.0
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
User ID: 154922
5/17/2008 12:35 AM
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We are united in the eyes of god not some rules made up by humans. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358
You mean rules like... oral sex is sinful?
Hypocrite, 100%.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 372844
5/17/2008 12:45 AM | |
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434347
5/17/2008 12:51 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
No but the fact that people brag about it is.
No decency.
We are united in the eyes of god not some rules made up by humans.
You mean rules like... oral sex is sinful?
Hypocrite, 100%. Quoting: 13.0.0.0.0 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 272356
5/17/2008 12:58 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Hey OP,
DON'T go down on her!
( Unless you want a yeast infection in your mouth! ) |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 272356
5/17/2008 1:04 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
.....or a bacterial vaginitis infection in your mouth! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434347
5/17/2008 1:06 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
Or someone else's mustache whisker in your mouth. 
Or have you ever heard of butterfly wings or clown face? 
.....or a bacterial vaginitis infection in your mouth! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 272356 |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 357364
5/17/2008 1:07 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
OP already outted himself on page 2 that the thread is FAKE.
But YOU IDIOTS can keep on going for all I care now.
I bet we'll see page 4 within the hour.
SHR skakes head and just walks away........... Quoting: SHR
 for getting to page 4 within the hour |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 372844
5/17/2008 1:10 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
.....or a bacterial vaginitis infection in your mouth! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 272356
When life deals you rim-cheese....
Scrape off the yeast....
AND MAKE BREAD!
...and to think when I was young I wanted to be a gynecologist. I'd about bet most of them probably practice abstinence by choice...
..or turn gay |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434386
5/17/2008 1:23 AM | | Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex | Quote |
prude |
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