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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 124859
5/19/2008 9:36 AM

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dont worry , she will be moving on soon . Quoting: Bigboat LOL! So true! Who the hell won't go down on a girl in today's modern world? OP must either be a hoax or be very bad in bed.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 124859
5/19/2008 9:39 AM

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I have begun courting a young lady for some while now and recently our feelings have deepened and we have slept together a few times.

The relationship is loving and trusting and I have to say that I really like making love with her but I can`t bring myself to perform oral sex with her.It seems wrong to kiss a part of the body that is used for passing urine.It has caused some arguments as she won`t see my point of view that it is sinful and disgusting.How can I make her see it`s wrong and sinful ?

wash your cock then

You mean ask her to perform the fellatio act ? I really don`t think I could ask her to do this.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358

Okay, it's a hoax.

No-one posts like this for real. This is someone trying to act all innocent but failing miserably.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 124859
5/19/2008 9:41 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
"*If you can keep giving head whilst all around you men are failing to do their oral duty - then you'll be a man my son" Kipling (the writer not the cake dude) Quoting: BadMoonRising 373223* ROTFL! That's really funny!

Cunning_linguist
User ID: 433467
5/19/2008 10:02 AM

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Dude don't be a pussy.
Get in there and go to town. Besides, if it really grosses you out, start at her navel and work down towards her clit. Just make sure you don't actually touch her clit with your tongue for a minute or 2. Stimulate her clit with the clittoral hood still covering it and once her hips begin thrusting towards your mouth you are free to apply direct pressure. It's not a race, be gentle and consistent. you may also stimulate her G-spot, but you need to get crawl before you can walk.

But quit being a pussy. You are prolly really young and you'll date her for awhile and you will eventually break-up. She'll get pissed and you better pray someone like me doesn't get a hold of her and turn her out. She won't remember your name the next day.

Seriously, there is no better way to a girls heart than through her clit. There are more advanced techniques but you need to get over your fear.

Also you might want to consider the fact that you are probably gay.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 249010
5/20/2008 2:57 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
it's pretty clear that most glp denizens/mods are CRAP IN BED and also closet homos for not knowing how to love a woman Quoting: Anonymous Coward 383944 well after all, they're too busy building bomb shelters to hide from 'chemtrails' and 'nibiru' and stocking them with guns and dry beans to have time to please a woman lol.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 249010
5/20/2008 3:02 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
Dude don't be a pussy. Also you might want to consider the fact that you are probably gay. Quoting: Cunning_linguist lol!

Smerk
User ID: 435944
5/20/2008 5:36 AM

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If it smells like pee, leave it be. If it smells like shit, let it sit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 412164 If it tastes like chcken, keep on lickin' If it tastes like trout, GET THE FUK OUT! And so it begins...*

Smerk
User ID: 435944
5/20/2008 5:36 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
If it smells like pee, leave it be. If it smells like shit, let it sit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 412164 If it tastes like chicken, keep on lickin' If it tastes like trout, GET THE FUK OUT! And so it begins...*

Smerk
User ID: 435944
5/20/2008 5:36 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
(also you might be gay) And so it begins...

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 420101
5/20/2008 7:01 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
sniped of drivel~~~~ Goodness,you think she could finish with me because I have told her it is sinful to lick the private area ? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 433358 Get therapy, you are screwed up dude.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 243844
5/20/2008 7:19 AM

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Quoting: From Utah 433358

WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS, "DO THE DO!"

Spit a lot, if it's really bad, spit some more! The smell and taste will soon become your own and if you can't stand yourself, you can always go across the street to the sausage factory.

KikoKazuma
User ID: 68945
5/20/2008 7:25 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
Did you just say oral sex is sinful? Fag.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 243844
5/20/2008 7:37 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
Another option is to have a third person come into the relationship who loves to eat pussy like a Bull-Dike.

Smerk
User ID: 436650
5/21/2008 7:00 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
Another option is to have a third person come into the relationship who loves to eat pussy like a Bull-Dike. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 243844 That's just FERAL! And so it begins...

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 443619
6/4/2008 5:54 AM

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Uh, its not "sinful"

your not liking her pee hole you lick her clit, different area, plus if you think its sinful, do you let her do it to you?

Although, in retrospect you prob wouldnt know that since you dont do it.

do you honestly believe that your going to be sent to hell for eternaty for eating pussy? And if you do, that says something more deeply about your religious beliefs then your non existant "moves"

you cant seriously believe that eating pussy and making your GF feel good is worth eternaty of hell rolleyes

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 434138

No... Not eternity, and not in hell, which is merely an old English word for the grave.

However, the scriptures DO promise that fornicators will have their part in the Lake of Fire. The Lake of Fire does not burn forever. So your destruction won't last forever, but it will sure seem like it when the time comes.

Anonymous Coward
User ID: 443619
6/4/2008 5:54 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
dont worry , she will be moving on soon . LOL! So true! Who the hell won't go down on a girl in today's modern world? OP must either be a hoax or be very bad in bed. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 124859 With all of the diseases around this modern world because of people like you? Are you nutz?

Sybil

Forum Sexpot
User ID: 445486
6/4/2008 6:16 AM

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Quoting: From Utah 433358

You lost me with wrong and sinful.

myohmy

When injustice becomes law,rebellion becomes duty.

"LET US DARE TO READ,SPEAK AND WRITE". John Adams 1765

I'd rather be scourged than listen to George.

We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread.

[link to www.youtube.com]

Sybil

Forum Sexpot
User ID: 445486
6/4/2008 6:18 AM

Re: My new girlfriend and oral sex	Quote
Did you just say oral sex is sinful? Fag. Quoting: KikoKazuma LOL!!!! When injustice becomes law,rebellion becomes duty. "LET US DARE TO READ,SPEAK AND WRITE". John Adams 1765 I'd rather be scourged than listen to George. *We feel your pain at The "OFFICIAL" George Noory Sucks Thread.* [link to www.youtube.com]

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