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green lawn people must NOT be greenies

 
Anonymous Coward
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05/18/2008 01:03 PM
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green lawn people must NOT be greenies
I think that people who obsess over their lawns to keep them green are bad for the evironment. They waste water, pollute with fertilizer, pesticides etc. and pollute the air when they cut their lawn. Not to mention the noise pollution.... gentlemen, start your lawnmowers.

Plus they're a pain in the butt when they see something/someone walking across their precious lawn.

How and when did this trend for the perfect lawn begin anyway?

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05/18/2008 01:06 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
well personally we use no fertz or poisons, get on your knees and pull them weeds, and if the mower annoys you they're are a few nice smooth kinda push mowers these days. I used to use one but really whats the point if i still get bitched at by people like you?
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05/18/2008 01:13 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
If you dont take care of your lawn in the inner cities they mow it for you then fine you 500$
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05/18/2008 01:14 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
I think that people who obsess over their lawns to keep them green are bad for the evironment. They waste water, pollute with fertilizer, pesticides etc. and pollute the air when they cut their lawn. Not to mention the noise pollution.... gentlemen, start your lawnmowers.

Plus they're a pain in the butt when they see something/someone walking across their precious lawn.

How and when did this trend for the perfect lawn begin anyway?

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Absolutely!
It looks so fake, like a golf course. And they cut their poor bushes into perfect cubes, they look so sad! And alot of these people have kids and pets they are poisoning with these chemicals, and they seem totally oblivious even though there are yellow flags placed on the lawn. Not to mention the poor landscape workers who don't speak English and get paid next to nothing to handle these poisonous chemicals.

My lawn is perfectly clean, I can walk barefoot, and hang out there with my dog. I have a small veggie and flower garden too. I just cut the grass with an electric mower and pull the weeds by hand. I like doing work outside anyway, beats watching TV.

I had a boss one time, a PhD, who put pesticides on his lawn, and let his Golden Retriever out, and the dog had seizures and was foaming at the mouth, and almost died.
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05/18/2008 01:15 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
Plus they're a pain in the butt when they see something/someone walking across their precious lawn.
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You want to see someone go crazy walk through my garden!

A question OP you're in the 10 to 14yo range and dad wants you to cut the lawn right?
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05/18/2008 01:18 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
Plus they're a pain in the butt when they see something/someone walking across their precious lawn.
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You want to see someone go crazy walk through my garden!

A question OP you're in the 10 to 14yo range and dad wants you to cut the lawn right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 429048


LOL Actually, I'm a 54 years old. I keep watching people and wondering what Great Lawn Guru started this whole trend.
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05/18/2008 01:21 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
I think that people who obsess over their lawns to keep them green are bad for the evironment. They waste water, pollute with fertilizer, pesticides etc. and pollute the air when they cut their lawn. Not to mention the noise pollution.... gentlemen, start your lawnmowers.

Plus they're a pain in the butt when they see something/someone walking across their precious lawn.

How and when did this trend for the perfect lawn begin anyway?

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 380499

unless of course you live somewhere it rains often.
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05/18/2008 01:22 PM
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Plus they're a pain in the butt when they see something/someone walking across their precious lawn.
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You want to see someone go crazy walk through my garden!

A question OP you're in the 10 to 14yo range and dad wants you to cut the lawn right?


LOL Actually, I'm a 54 years old. I keep watching people and wondering what Great Lawn Guru started this whole trend.
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Grass came from Europe.
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05/18/2008 01:23 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
I have a huge ancient oak tree. I water in the front of my house, so my oak has enough water. It is a beautiful tree and I want to take care of it.

I know people see me watering and assume I am watering the grass, but in reality it is my tree that uses much more water than my front yard. I love my tree. :)
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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05/18/2008 01:25 PM
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Re: green lawn people must NOT be greenies
my yard is fertilized with dog poop and pee...

i have the greenest and strongest fastest growing grass in the neighborhood...


as long as they dont do it in the same spot all the time it doesnt leave the "burn marks"

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