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I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685
5/18/2008 10:22 PM
Report abusive post | I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her
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I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her.
She must have strong legs.
A strong forearm is a big plus.
A forearm that she can knock down a small man.
I want to impregnate her with a son, and breed football players for the National Football League. |
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Enaid 
User ID: 310721
5/18/2008 10:29 PM
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Are you rich? |
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Whiskey Brother
User ID: 425636
5/18/2008 10:31 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Look for some large Kansas Corn-fed Mamas with wide child-bearing hips and an angry gleam in her eyes... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 283565
5/18/2008 10:33 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Reminds me of:
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 10:39 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Are you rich? Quoting: Enaid
no |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 10:41 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Look for some large Kansas Corn-fed Mamas with wide child-bearing hips and an angry gleam in her eyes... Quoting: Whiskey Brother 425636
yes
angry gleam in her eye
I like that. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 426855
5/18/2008 10:43 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Glp is no substitute for taking your meds!
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 421935
5/18/2008 10:47 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
That's all well and good......I thought the same thing and I even have a big, strong son. He's 12 y.o., 6'1" 195 lbs. The problem is....he doesn't like football.
You can desire anything, but if you impose your will on your child they'll hate what you're pushing on them. In turn you will lose out. |
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* <----Kingdom of Heaven
User ID: 418811
5/18/2008 10:52 PM
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I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her.
She must have strong legs.
A strong forearm is a big plus.
A forearm that she can knock down a small man.
I want to impregnate her with a son, and breed football players for the National Football League. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685
this is possibly the gayest thing i have ever read here at GlP ...at least in the top three gayest things ever here.
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 10:54 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
this is possibly the gayest thing i have ever read here at GlP ...at least in the top three gayest things ever here. Quoting: * <----Kingdom of Heaven
How am I going to breed a football player/son with a petite woman who weighs 110lbs? |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 421935
5/18/2008 10:56 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her.
She must have strong legs.
A strong forearm is a big plus.
A forearm that she can knock down a small man.
I want to impregnate her with a son, and breed football players for the National Football League.
this is possibly the gayest thing i have ever read here at GlP ...at least in the top three gayest things ever here. Quoting: * <----Kingdom of Heaven
Gayest? Maybe, maybe not.
Dumb of OP to think he can impose his will on a future offspring....definitely. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 430039
5/18/2008 11:33 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Sadly you may find some ignorant bitch to participate in your scheme to pack the NFL with your and her DNA.
Pity is they're obviously going to have very low IQ's (just like dad and mom) and probably small penises too - also just like dad's.
Why don't you go get some help to cope with your feeling of inadequacy caused by your little dick and low IQ and leave the rest of us (including the NFL) alone. BTW: they don't need any more strong but stupid players. They have PLENTY now! As for how they're hung - well go in a locker room with a sports caster and you'll see the problem. Lots of muscle and very little meat!
The ones who are both smart and endowed are usually closeted gay men - they're the ones on the team with enough of an IQ to think and well enough endowed to make them self-confident, too.
You offspring would not qualify on either count. Sorry. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 11:46 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Sadly you may find some ignorant bitch to participate in your scheme to pack the NFL with your and her DNA.
Pity is they're obviously going to have very low IQ's (just like dad and mom) and probably small penises too - also just like dad's.
Why don't you go get some help to cope with your feeling of inadequacy caused by your little dick and low IQ and leave the rest of us (including the NFL) alone. BTW: they don't need any more strong but stupid players. They have PLENTY now! As for how they're hung - well go in a locker room with a sports caster and you'll see the problem. Lots of muscle and very little meat!
The ones who are both smart and endowed are usually closeted gay men - they're the ones on the team with enough of an IQ to think and well enough endowed to make them self-confident, too.
You offspring would not qualify on either count. Sorry. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 430039
you are gay
fuck you, homo |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 11:48 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Are you rich? Quoting: Enaid
blood money is breeding the children |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 11:49 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
this thread was a joke by the way
many ppl don't have a sense of humor
fuckin' retards |
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milehighmike
User ID: 339344
5/18/2008 11:51 PM
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this thread was a joke by the way
many ppl don't have a sense of humor
fuckin' retards Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685
Actually, OP, many of us DO have a sense of humor, you however are NOT *funny*...Sorry....
"Government doesn't work. You work, I work, Federal Express works, Microsoft works, the Salvation Army works, Alcoholics Anonymous works, but government doesn't" Harry Browne
"It is amazing how many people think that the government's role is to give them what they want by overriding what other people want" Thomas Sowell
"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
George Bernard Shaw |
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godspeed
User ID: 429574
5/18/2008 11:52 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/18/2008 11:54 PM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Actually, OP, many of us DO have a sense of humor, you however are NOT *funny*...Sorry....
you are not funny
you're piece of shit modern American tv 'comedy' shows are not funny
your entire society/culture and country is a piece of shit
it's going to be really funny when God destroys your piece of shit America, very soon
hahahahaha !!!!!!!!1111111 |
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bilthy
Darklord of Light
User ID: 165856
5/18/2008 11:59 PM
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How am I going to breed a football player/son with a petite woman who weighs 110lbs? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685
it can be done....here's how: in-breeding in general can lead to dwarfism and retardation, outbreeding can tend to produce hybrid vigour which can give increased size and intelligence.
you want to find a woman who you find attractive but who's ancestors come from a different geographical location as yours.
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Mr. Predictor 
Forum Moderator
User ID: 287257
5/19/2008 12:22 AM
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marry a somonan woman
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is MOD when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 435342
5/19/2008 12:29 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
I tried this 20 years ago... my son has gone into the ministry instead. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 434393
5/19/2008 12:32 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
once you go Black there ain't no turning back... |
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milehighmike
User ID: 339344
5/19/2008 1:11 AM
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Actually, OP, many of us DO have a sense of humor, you however are NOT *funny*...Sorry....
you are not funny
you're piece of shit modern American tv 'comedy' shows are not funny your entire society/culture and country is a piece of shit it's going to be really funny when God destroys your piece of shit America, very soon
hahahahaha !!!!!!!!1111111
Did I touch a *little* nerve OPie?????
Further proving my point, I see...
"Government doesn't work. You work, I work, Federal Express works, Microsoft works, the Salvation Army works, Alcoholics Anonymous works, but government doesn't" Harry Browne
"It is amazing how many people think that the government's role is to give them what they want by overriding what other people want" Thomas Sowell
"People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them."
George Bernard Shaw |
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Retarded Alien
User ID: 225324
5/19/2008 1:15 AM
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future wnba fan.  |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 387127
5/19/2008 1:45 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
once you go Black there ain't no turning back... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 434393
no shit |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 329307
5/19/2008 2:05 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
this is possibly the gayest thing i have ever read here at GlP ...at least in the top three gayest things ever here.
How am I going to breed a football player/son with a petite woman who weighs 110lbs? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685
actually, I've seen a few mom/son combos where the kid was like almost 2 feet taller than the mom,
the dads varied,
maybe its the hormones in the food |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 413608
5/19/2008 2:12 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
marry a somonan woman Quoting: Mr. Predictor
SAMOAN!!!!!!
Tongan
Hawaiian
Mexican |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 213892
5/19/2008 2:19 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
this thread was a joke by the way
many ppl don't have a sense of humor
fuckin' retards Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685
the thread did make me laugh :))) |
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Foods running out!!
User ID: 383929
5/19/2008 2:27 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Gigantic human beings that dont want to play sports and entertain us for a living should be shot and removed from the food chain. We dont need 6'5 290 lb investment bankers. |
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Correction
User ID: 6863
5/19/2008 4:00 AM | | Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her | Quote |
Sadly you may find some ignorant bitch to participate in your scheme to pack the NFL with your and her DNA.
Pity is they're obviously going to have very low IQ's (just like dad and mom) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 430039
That's not backed up by real life. Big women, as opposed to fat women, are more likely to be smarter and better educated than little women. You can see this in the educational and professional success of physically stronger female athletes, especially from the more prestigious schools. |
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gazing at orion
User ID: 435568
5/19/2008 8:37 AM | |
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