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I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her

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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 423685 (OP)
5/19/2008 1:52 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

the thread did make me laugh :)))
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 213892



thank you. that means that you are one of the chosen of God

ppl with no sense of humor are not even human...

they are demon dogs from hell.


they are Anti-Christ.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 294313
5/19/2008 2:02 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her.

She must have strong legs.

A strong forearm is a big plus.


A forearm that she can knock down a small man.


I want to impregnate her with a son, and breed football players for the National Football League.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685


Sounds like 80% of the US female population....
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 433558
5/19/2008 2:06 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with her.

She must have strong legs.

A strong forearm is a big plus.


A forearm that she can knock down a small man.


I want to impregnate her with a son, and breed football players for the National Football League.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685



How do you know they'll go into football?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 395023
5/19/2008 4:21 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

What if he wants to be a rocket scientist? What if it's a girl with big bicepts and a mustache?
mohamed
User ID: 485433
8/15/2008 5:29 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

Are you rich?
 Quoting: Enaid

yes i am rich
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25
8/15/2008 5:33 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote


Actually, OP, many of us DO have a sense of humor, you however are NOT *funny*...Sorry....


dumbass



you are not funny

you're piece of shit modern American tv 'comedy' shows are not funny


your entire society/culture and country is a piece of shit


it's going to be really funny when God destroys your piece of shit America, very soon


hahahahaha !!!!!!!!1111111
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685


You sound like a twisted version of Borat, with a jealous streak a mile wide.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 456756
8/15/2008 5:33 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

I suggest you marry a female bigfoot and have a son. Sure, the hair care products bill will be high and sure, if she gets mad at you, she could kick your ass, just think of what a lineman you would have.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17931
8/15/2008 5:38 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

this thread was a joke by the way

many ppl don't have a sense of humor


fuckin' retards
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 423685


Plenty of assholes takin it seriously.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 484187
8/15/2008 5:45 PM
Re: I want to marry a strong woman so I can breed football players with herQuote

get a strong black to impregnate you through your anus. that should work.
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