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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*

 
valentine
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05/26/2008 05:40 PM
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*I AM A REAL VAMPIRE* I WILL ANSWER ALL YOUR QUESTONS*
Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2008 05:42 PM
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what blood type do you prefer?

do you prefer non smokers?
LS

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05/26/2008 05:42 PM
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how did you become a vampire?
Enaid

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05/26/2008 05:44 PM
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If you drink the blood of a drunk person, do you catch a buzz?
Personal responsibility - try it sometime. Quit blaming others for your bad choices. Consequences happen.

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BUFFY VAMPSLAYER
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05/26/2008 05:44 PM
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WHAT WAS IT LIKE STARRING ON RM 222, KAREN?
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05/26/2008 05:46 PM
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What makes you a REAL vampire
valentine (OP)
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05/26/2008 05:47 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
LS

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05/26/2008 05:48 PM
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have you turned anyone else, or do you just use humans to feed?
Doug Hopefull

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05/26/2008 05:50 PM
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The smoker ? - do you like smokers??
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Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2008 05:52 PM
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What is the air speed velocity of an un-laden european swallow?

Do your balls smell like A-1 sauce?
He is a fraud
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05/26/2008 05:55 PM
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i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light
 Quoting: valentine 386334


Your own words betray you as a fraud, OP. No vampire wants to step "into the light". You will burn up!
Anonymous Coward
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05/26/2008 06:02 PM
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Looks like he stepped into the light and is no longer available for questioning...
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05/26/2008 06:08 PM
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Yes i am infact a real Vampire and i am tired of hiding in the shadows i feal the need to step into the light and what better place to spread the truth than GLP so ask me any questions that you wish
 Quoting: valentine 386334



How do you stand being such a parasite? Of course that's hypocritical, we all are, in different capacities.

Don't you miss the sun, flowers, LIFE? Or were you born that way?
Valentine
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07/07/2008 02:56 PM
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i have returned to answere your questions. i never knew what a commitment telling the world our seacrets would be. its not true how peaople think that vampires have all the time in the world sometimes i feel rushed. so to answere your questions already stated, i do not like smokers i prefer blood that was taken from a healthy individual. o and as for my quote "step into the light" it is not only a figure of speech but the truth, do not only think there is one type of vampire that is afraid of garlic and cant touch crosses and other ridiculous beliefs inspired by a writer, i can go into the sun withought burnning up although i prefer not to because it does weeken me, so you wont be finding me at a beach sunbathing. parasites, yes we are all one in one form or another. but i do not feel bad about what i have to do to survive. humans slaughter animals and eat there flesh were i can drink the blood and leave my host alive, what some peole think of when they heer the word parasite is a disgusting slimy leech or worm, but not all blood drinkers are like this.
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07/07/2008 02:57 PM
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Your not a real Vampire, your just an Emo, and I bet your name is Lestat. Get a life deadbeat.
Cheers.
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valentine
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07/07/2008 03:11 PM
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no i am not emo some people just cant accept things they dont understand so let me attempt to make you enlightened.
i have drinken the blood of a drunk person and i did get a buzz for whatever you put into your body does go to your blood after a while. for alchohol it is short just like water. but i have not drinken blood directly from a human for quite sometime possibly 20 years i get my blood directly from a blood organization i care not to name,we have a sort of deal with them.
howto become a vampire well, hopefuly you nor anyone on heer will ever have to, because to become a vampire you must be neer death, whatever way you get to that point is your own dessicion but a vampire must feed you their blood so that the deseas can infect you when you are week it is easire for the disease to work quikly. if you are not neer death and drink the blood of a vampire then the disease can lay latent in your system for quite some time until it is allowed the chance to come out.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:15 PM
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Would you laugh if i said "You suck!"
mirabilis

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07/07/2008 03:18 PM
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How is it that in 300 years you have not yet picked up the basics of grammar and spelling?
"As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being" Carl Jung
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:21 PM
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hah yes i realize i made a few spelling errors but i have not yet mastered the key board
OxygenX

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07/07/2008 03:22 PM
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hah yes i realize i made a few spelling errors but i have not yet mastered the key board
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 453833

Looks like you havent mastered bsflag yet either.
Goddamn Emo, get a job, stop cutting up and claiming to drink blood.
Cheers.
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"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine"

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:28 PM
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OP,
how vampiries die?
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:32 PM
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bite me
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:37 PM
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Hey OP, you suck!

heh heh. heh heh heh ... heh heh.
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:47 PM
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hah yes i realize i made a few spelling errors but i have not yet mastered the key board

Looks like you havent mastered bsflag yet either.
Goddamn Emo, get a job, stop cutting up and claiming to drink blood.
 Quoting: OxygenX



School will be back in session in just about a month, summer vacation must be boring for the OP!
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 03:50 PM
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There is no such thing as a vampire. Come on guys!

I'll give you a few hints:

1)Bats carry it

2)It makes those infected with it try to bite others

3)It causes insomnia (up all night)

4)It makes its victims extremely sensitive to light

5)Just as OP stated - it takes time for it to become active - 14-90 days.

6)There was an outbreak of this disease in the 1720's.

7)It is almost universally fatal (only a few have survived)

WHAT IS IT?
OxygenX

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07/07/2008 03:51 PM
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There is no such thing as a vampire. Come on guys!

I'll give you a few hints:

1)Bats carry it

2)It makes those infected with it try to bite others

3)It causes insomnia (up all night)

4)It makes its victims extremely sensitive to light

5)Just as OP stated - it takes time for it to become active - 14-90 days.

6)There was an outbreak of this disease in the 1720's.

7)It is almost universally fatal (only a few have survived)

WHAT IS IT?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 461501

Sounds like Rabies to me :)
Cheers.
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"Shit, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes."

"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine"

"What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence"
valentine
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07/07/2008 04:09 PM
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vampires are not invinsable they can die by bullet or stake the reason that we are able to live so long is because our bodies do not have to use energy to break down food into energy that it needs to function, we take the already broken down protien that is in your blood for our bodies it is easy for our bodies to digest because it has already been broken down, this alows our bodies to spend less energy getting what we need to live and in turn our bodies are less overworked and can last longer.
valentine
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07/07/2008 04:13 PM
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There is no such thing as a vampire. Come on guys!

I'll give you a few hints:

1)Bats carry it

2)It makes those infected with it try to bite others

3)It causes insomnia (up all night)

4)It makes its victims extremely sensitive to light

5)Just as OP stated - it takes time for it to become active - 14-90 days.

6)There was an outbreak of this disease in the 1720's.

7)It is almost universally fatal (only a few have survived)

WHAT IS IT?

Sounds like Rabies to me :)
 Quoting: OxygenX

inturesting concept but you are forgetting were i was born. your almost there
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 04:16 PM
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How to you tell if the person you're going to SUCK has AIDS --?

or Ebola?
flyingfish
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07/07/2008 04:20 PM
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There is no such thing as a vampire. Come on guys!

I'll give you a few hints:

1)Bats carry it

2)It makes those infected with it try to bite others

3)It causes insomnia (up all night)

4)It makes its victims extremely sensitive to light

5)Just as OP stated - it takes time for it to become active - 14-90 days.

6)There was an outbreak of this disease in the 1720's.

7)It is almost universally fatal (only a few have survived)

WHAT IS IT?

Sounds like Rabies to me :)

inturesting concept but you are forgetting were i was born. your almost there
 Quoting: valentine 453833

Could you tell more of your life story!!! please
Anonymous Coward
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07/07/2008 04:27 PM
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I prefer the rare blood types o- rh-types.

how did i become a vampire well i was turned march 15 1721
france i was dying and my colligue and best friend saved me, as he puts it
 Quoting: valentine 386334


What were you dying from ? Could you tell us more and did you ever know any famous people though history?